Wednesday, January 7, 2009

24-Carrot Gold



No word yet from Carrot City herself, although a lot of people had some info about her.

Apparently, she student-rushes every game and even makes signs in Russian for Malkin to see.
What's better is that her boyfriend and his shirt helps her make the signs in the Rush line.
And she wears skirts to games.


Actual sign.
Rough translation: "I Can Be Your Good Luck Charm."
Thanks to ROBERT C.

What's even better is that she allegedly stalks Malkin after games, chasing his car when he stops at a redlight, and tries to get him to speak in Russian to her.

Other info we've received is that she talks really loud and brags that she knows the fact that Malkin shops at Ross Park Mall.

Shero should trade for that dude's shirt.
Actually, we can cut Unreal Shirt a break, since we've been told he played ice hockey in middle school/high school.

Everything we have stated about Carrot has been fact or relayed to us as such.
Carrot and Shirt just shouldn't kiss at games. Case Closed.
They could have avoided this whole situation.

We consider this matter closed until further developments...develop.

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:: Mark Madden has made a cryptic post on his blog about unemployed coach Pat Quinn. THE X

:: Time to call up Brendan Shanahan. THE CONFLUENCE

We were thinking about doing a midseason recap.
Way too depressing. Plus we have some boxes to tape up.

245 comments:

Adam Sacco said...

first!
WOO!

Hooks Orpik said...

Would the Carrot developments be as amusing and entertaining if the Pens lost last night? I don't think so.

Go Pens.

Go Unreal shirt.

P.O. said...

the carrott could quickly become the pens new rally monkey... pens are in a rut... show the carrott and shirt couple on the jumbotron... BOOM goal

christina said...

best. Stephen S drawing. EVER.

rickypaterini said...

I think you should go with Carrot and Shirt for gameday on thursday.

Duff said...

Player: Can I join team Pensblog???

Me: Explain 24-Carrot Gold.

ISmellSexandFreeCandy said...

Stephen S. rolls 'em out quick and rolls 'em out solid.

meecrofilm said...

@Dr. T,

What did you think of the new Scrubs? I know I laughed a lot, at least. They brought in a couple new people that seem like they'll be good supplementary characters (the two actors from Flight of the Conchords, coincidentally).

The writing still seems to be solid, so that's probably the most encouraging thing.

Also, I love the new alternate scene segment they're adding at the end of the show now. The scene with Braff's improv at the end of the second episode was hilarious.

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And if the Pens replace Therrien with Pat Quinn, of all people, I'll masturbate to a picture of Amy Winehouse.

It'd be that bad.



That bad.


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Staff, stop being so cryptic. What's the new domain gonna be? =p

wilsmith said...

Madden is just pushing a rumor based off of the suggestion I made in c-blog two days ago.

You're late to the party, Madden.

Allison said...

@meecro-
masturbating to amy winehouse...
the word desperate is not nearly enough. lol. good analogy

Raybin said...

Stephen S. is a fucking hero to children everywhere and should have his own holiday. Unreal job.

Michael said...

Message to Carrot: First learn the language and then make the sign.
I am from Russia. Whatever she wrote does not make any sense - a bunch of russian words slapped to gether. No wonder Geno is not paying attention...

Raybin said...

I will have a series of elaborate heart attacks and 4 strokes if Pat Quinn replaces Therrien.

If you've gotta fire HCMT, John Tortorella is north of here dying alive as a TV talking head.

[Melrose]

btumpak said...

unreal post.

go carrots.

Raybin said...

Has anyone checked out the Mike Milbury SAS?

The awesome thing is there's hardly any sarcasm such things...just a list of the moves he pulled off as Isles GM. That is funny enough for one lifetime.

Eric P. said...

I thought I hated carrots before this, but now I demise them

wilsmith said...

I would view bringing in a new coach as giving up on the season.

Raybin said...

I would view bringing in a new coach as giving up on the season

Word.

This is hockey, though...

Guess we'll have to play wait and see. I wonder if Therrien is coaching for his job in these last games before the All-Star Break.

wilsmith said...

Michael - rough translation?

I imagine it's missing really important pieces of sentence structure and she just plugged in something she got off a translator.

wilsmith said...

Yeah who knows, Raybin.

Its tough to think of a time where swapping coaches saved a team mid season.

Of course there were the Capitals, but the Caps and their #1 farm team, where he came from, probably played a pretty similar style.

kstewy16 said...

Madden was bullshitting during his time on the X today. I only listened for about 5 minutes but was there for his big talks about how Fleury told Shero he hates Therrien, Therrien threw Sid under the bus in the locker room, and that generally, therrien is hated by everyone.

My question is, how the fuck does Madden know what goes on in a meeting between Fleury and Shero.
Mark Madden just takes BS rumors that he finds on places like here and LGP and runs with them as things his "sources" told him.
Jay Feaster's comments about how Pit and ATL were talking? Yep, that never happened, but LGP had talks about it, then Madden suddenly remembered hearing it too, and thus we have the Kovalchuck to Pittsburgh rumors.
Seriously, Mark Madden should kill himself.

demondg1 said...

Jobbing of these two must never end.

brett said...

new digs comin? nice one bruv, yea

IwoCPO said...

Wooooo. 23rd. The Carrot thing is awesome.

As for Quinn, Milbury was talking about it on Sirius HNIC this afternoon. Jeff Marek asked him if he thought Quinn was in line for the Pens job and Milbury talked around it but said he'd be a good pick for lots of teams.

DeJohn11 said...

haha. I was at my friend's house watching the game and got to the see "The Kiss" live in HD. Me and my friend stopped our goal celebration, looked at each other, and both said "Wow, that girl was really ORANGE."

Raybin said...

Commit to the kstewy. A fine rant.

I wonder if someone inside the Pens organization likes feeding Madden bullshit for their own personal amusement.

Maybe it's psych warfare waged by King Shero himself! Wouldn't put it past such a devious fellow.

eileenover said...

Madden will die from obesity anyway, no need to kill himself.

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cruzeiro10 said...

Confirmed. Welcome Pat Quinn.

God help us.

http://www.wxdx.com/pages/markmadden.html

Raybin said...

I still have leftover enmity towards Madden from his days as a WCW color commentator. What a toolbox he was.

Michael said...

Carrot Translation ...
(word by word)

Line 1 ---> I can
Line 2 ---> Your Charm
Line 3 ---> Good Luck !

J.S. said...

I'm done buying Pens jerseys and will now commit to the carrot with weird looking carrot shirts.

Michael, not that I'm calling you out your Russian background, but this is more for my curiosity as to what CarrotChick is trying to pull off.

a)What is she trying to write on that sign?
b)What is actually written on that sign?

Dr. Turkleton said...

meecro...

I left the Pens game with 4 minutes to go just to race home and watch DVR'd Scrubs.

I thought both episodes were pretty good...over time, they might not rank up there in their top 10...but, it was good to see the crew from Sacred Heart back on TV.

+1 on the Flight of the Conchords reference!

Facts of Life Jo had me crackin' up.


I'd rather see Dan Quinn coach this team, than Pat Quinn.

[Larry Brooks > Mark Madden]

eileenover said...

I'll believe this crap when it's on the Pens website.

Raybin said...

curzeiro, that's not confirmation, that's Madden being a dumbfuck.

I mean, he could turn out to be right, but I'm not believing shit until I hear it from the mouth of Buries It or Shero. Nothing on the Pens official website yet.

Basically: Until you hear otherwise, all bullshit rumors are just that.

PittHockey said...

an entire carrot post > midseason recap

kstewy16 said...

[Larry Brooks > Mark Madden]

Oh Snap!!! Doc. Turk FTW!!!

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Baltimore Ravens fans getting ready for the big playoff game. Wait until the two minute mark. Change underpants. "I'll rise and shine with bells on, I'll be here..." I bet you will, buddy.

cruzeiro10 said...

I'm receiving inside confirmation that Peter Forseberg is indeed back with the Flyers.

Michael said...

My previous post was what the sign said. What did she really mean ?
Pobably something like that he is awesome and that she actually knows Russian. And wishing him luck. But it is my interpretation.

Pensblog Staff said...

updateblog

the rough translation is "I can be your good luck charm."

Raybin said...

BREAKING:

Terry Sawchuk rises from dead; signed by Red Wings!

Conklin traded back to Pittsburgh for Jordan Staal, Mike Yeo and the retroactive rights to Robbie Brown's goal celebration!

Mike Babcock continues to deny portraying Dr. Chilton in "The Silence of the Lambs"

ALL STORIES DEVELOPING RAPIDLY. MY SOURCES ARE IMPECCABLE.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Dr. Turkleton, when Jo was telling the dying patient about her night of sex where she felt so dirty about herself that she head butted dude in the face had me rolling. And when he showed up later in the episode with a swollen nose...awesome. Glad to see it back on TV.

Whistler said...

new domain?

what huh?

wilsmith said...

uhh, JS, I believe I have something you should see here.

RedWings said...

Raybin, are you really Ecklund?

Chubs said...

*sigh* Stupid carrot.


Anyone else got their fingers crossed that they're moving to SB Nation? Stoosh's fanposts would be epic.

J.S. said...

I would trust Martha Quinn with this team before I trusted Pat Quinn.

wilsmith said...

yeah whens the new site come up?

christina said...

Any guesses on what the reverse side of the sign says???

PittHockey said...

wilsmith wins. flawless victory.

Pensblog Staff said...

Eklund says us moving to SBNation is an E-1 rumor

Raybin said...

Raybin, are you really Ecklund?


I have far more credibility, thankyouverymuch!

I DVRd Columbus/Wings last night and watched it after the Pens game. Conks was unreal for you. Though I think Columbus may have found something special in Mason.

kstewy16 said...
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Raybin said...

Eklund says us moving to SBNation is an E-1 rumor

Come to think of it, We Bleed Teal recently migrated over.....

sven butenschon said...

commit to the Carrot

wilsmith said...

I will be sure to wear my bandolier of carrots to the next Pens game I go to. You can only imagine how much I get made fun of if I wear it anywhere else.

In other news, wilsmith needs some tickets.

Pensblog Staff said...

The cat's out of the bag that we're moving the site. Just so everyone knows, it's been in the works for a little over a week.

If you're reading this in the comments, you're obviously a commentor, whether it's once every couple days or a couple every day. The only thing holding back the unveiling of the new site is the fact that the C-Blog over there isn't exactly how we want it yet.

Avatars will still be there. You'll also be able to see if other commentors are online. There will be automated links for formatting links and embedding pictures. There was an emoticon option, but we're trying to strip that. Currently we're trying to set up accounts so that it keeps track of how many posts you make.

Basically, it's grabbing the good parts of a message board without it resembling a message board at all.
We really hope everyone likes it.

Dr. Turkleton said...

jonny v...

HA!

[**Episode 2 dialogue alert**]

Jo: Meet me in the on call room: pants down, lights off.

Chubster: I just want to say that I'm so psyched you called me ba...

Jo: NO! no...no talking...and if you touch me too much, God help me, I will head-butt you again.

Chubster: [whispering, as she walks away] I Love You.

Classic.

---

figures a Puck Bunny would be all up into carrots like that.

Maybe she's just rebelling against her daddy: Blue Man

Whistler said...

Just checked out the SBNation site and it seems well..

MEH..

Sorry guys.. I hope that you don't lose your identity there..

Molly said...

what's with the excited asian kid at the top?!

kstewy16 said...

Congrats Staff, Pensblog is movin' on up.

Whistler said...

@Molly

Anytime some major happens.. And for us to win a game lately should be considered as something major.

Whistler said...

@Staff

Do you have to conform to their look? It's too polished.

Half of the humor of this site is the free form nature. How everything is centered..

Pensblog Staff said...

We're NOT going with SBNation.

And believe us, the first two questions we asked about the new site was whether we would have to change our content and how customizable the comment section was.
The only thing that the operator of the site cares about is if we use pornographic images.

We saw that the internet was passing us by, and the new site will give us a couple more features that will enhance everything.

kstewy16 said...

Thank god its not Sbnation staff, their site is lame as hell.

Pensblog Staff said...

If you're concerned about the free-form nature we have here at blogspot, you should know that we had to make some sacrifices.

We're not gonna sugar-coat it.
The big difference will be that we'll have to do "Click here to continue reading" links on the main site.

But once you do, everything from the main page gets stripped, and it essentially looks like it does here.
We've been really anal about it, trust us.

Whistler said...

Will you still be allowed to show Don Cherry having sex with Midgets?

My life will cease to exist if that isn't allowed..

*runs away in laughter*

wilsmith said...

The cats not "out of the bag", you freaking told us!

coffeytalk said...

pensblog move?

me=excitestunned!

this is the day....our life will surely change

Ames said...

She doesn't really student rush every game.. Her boyfriend asks the guy behind him if he can leave for a few minutes, then he drives away and gets her. He then proceeds to leave and come back 289289283 times. In her defense though, she doesn't look nearly as carroty in person

jayness said...

Sellouts. Only a matter of time until you start ending blogs with "Pensblog out."

Pensblog Staff said...

haha yeah, we let it out ourselves. We couldn't hold it in any longer.
We're excited about the move.

We fear change as much as anyone. But after checking out the features and shit at the new site, we couldn't imagine moving to Blogspot if we had happened to initially start the blog at this new site.
Does that make sense?

kstewy16 said...

Damnit staff, just tell us where it is already!

coffeytalk said...

i will celebrate this move by driving to cleveland this weekend to get krunk in all places with the great and powerful bng66.

Cody said...

@christina: FBI analysis of the carrot's sign indicates that the beginning of the reverse side of her sign says "It's a great day" (in English) and then gets garbled under the glittery mess that is her Russian sign on the back. One would conclude that the sign is just a "it's a great day for hockey" sign, but one could be wrong. We've got our lead forensic team on it. They're still trying to figure out the source of that unnatural orange hue, though. That could hold us back a while. Someone get ICE on the phone and find out if there are any Oompa Loompas missing from the Wonka factory.

coffeytalk said...

i can't wait to see how PB Charlie's gonna decorate the new place.

Allison said...

so, ordinarily, i hate change, cause i get so confused so easily, and yet, i have faith in staff, that they will make the transition as painless and as awesome as possible!

BlacknGold66 said...

Krunkness will be had Coffeytalk.

Krunkess will be had.


Ooooh hey Staff. Will the balloon-titties be on the new site?


[CLICK THE WHORES!!]

Pensblog Staff said...

anyone who calls us a sellout without said comment being laden with sarcasm gets a DDT.

That being said, there are ads on the new site. Two, actually. The top of the site will have a banner and there will be a good-sized one in the right sidebar.

The definition of a sellout would be us making people suffer through one of those full-page ads that fades onto your screen and you have to click "skip this ad" to get to the site. A stipulation we had with the operator was that he stripped that from the new site. Of course there's a little extra money for us in this move, but it would have been doubled if we allowed that full-page ad. Just sayin'.

jayness said...

What's disappointing about all of this is the lack of attention for the TRUE hot chick with (even bigger) douche bag directly in front of the Carrot.

MizzPenz said...

Who here would actually have the guts to fake/bake/spray their face that color and show up for a game? Hmmmmm??? Any takers? I'm seriously thinking about it. But I would never EVER be able to convince my husband to wear anything that remotely resembles that shirt.

Throw carrots on the ice if the Pens score a Power Play goal?

wilsmith said...

All I care is that the content is in the middle, the comments at the bottom and they dont stop you from calling people homos.

Smo said...

bloguin

TheNWChica said...

I can wait.... it's always live except on the West Coast anyway. ;P

coffeytalk said...

ch-ch-ch-changes.

turn and face the strange.

now staff has got me dancing to david bowie alone in my house.

amazing.

xelpenguino89x said...

It's a great day for carrot!

Allison said...

@theNWchica- your avatar is sexcellent :)

Pensblog Staff said...

And don't worry, guys. The transition will be flawless unless we make this dude's server catch fire on Opening Day™.

We are trying to get everyone's Blogger account (or whatever account you use on here, OpenID, whatev) to be accessible on the new site.

If we can't get that to fly, then everyone will have to sign up for a new account for the new site specifically. We'll have full control over registered users and shit, so we can ban trolls.

TheNWChica said...

Oh thank you! With all the snow we have had, the fall icon needed to be changed and I thought LeGame would be a good choice. :D

Allison said...

staff- banning trolls= more sexcellent than nwchica's avatar.

meecrofilm said...

"All I care is that the content is in the middle, the comments at the bottom and they dont stop you from calling people homo"

Yep.

Also, does the disallowing of pornographic images fall under the category of not being able to post guys making out for too many men penalties and Senators games? Because, in some weird, fucked-up way, I would miss those pictures.

And I don't know how everyone else thinks about this, but I like not having a "post count," as some people just tend to go post-happy to up their count. Right now it's kinda like an equal opportunity cblog, if yinz know what I mean.

coffeytalk said...

better be full control. i don't want some choof stealing my brilliant cblog id.

TheNWChica said...

It doesn't censor for language does it? Because I sure as fuck am not giving up saying fuck.

Pensblog Staff said...

meecro, on opening day, it will be open-email day. we'll read and reply to every gripe, suggestion, and comment.
Maybe a post count wouldn't be a good idea. We haven't added it yet.

We've said too much.
Pensblog out.

sven butenschon said...

That isn't the same skank that took pics of herself in her car a couple of days before Festivus is it?

Great fake & bake skanks with bad bleach jobs are reproducing

BlacknGold66 said...

You guys could have me click through three full pages of ads and I'd still do it to get to the site.

Make the $$ where you can.


And I'm with Chica... I'm not fucking giving up on saying fuck one fucking bit. Fuckers.

eileenover said...

But r*g*b* was always so much fun.

jayness said...

Sigh...

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

I call for an immediate month-long ban on douchebags that call first

Xerone said...

Anyone know what school she goes to? God, I hope it isn't mine.
*shivers*

jayness said...

From the looks of it, i'm calling CCAC.

wilsmith said...

You can bet I'm going to get to that site as soon as possible and register all your nicks.

chris e.
coffeytalk.
stoosh.
blackngold66.
recheleyeos.
stokes.
ihavekasparaitis.
whatever jonny v is going by these days.

all mine.

oh, and flyer hater too.

and maybe kenny melvin.

and coffeytalk, did you mention David Bowie in the same day someone else mentioned Flight of the Conchords?

incredible.

coffeytalk said...

here here jonny v!

Xerone said...

@jayness

Yay! ^_^

Not to say that my school doesn't have girls like that, but still...

sven butenschon said...

@ Jayness
I believe it is called North SIde University

Good School
Great Football team

spanky kane said...

hmmmm.

i figure the moving truck is going to stop and unpack the site at http://www.kuklaskorner.com

TPB should just host their own site.
but i will support all decisions made by Staff.

coffeytalk said...

wilsmith-unreal.

TheNWChica said...

Go Wilsmith!

Joshua said...

That is horrible Russian. That is some shit that a total tool that doesn't know the language would come up with after perusing an English-Russian dictionary. Malkin probably wouldn't even understand it.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

wilsmith, it might look a lot longer, but the -an Mundegaarde is silent.

BnG, If my Delorean weren't in the shop, I'd go back and put the kibosh in your parents doing the dew for a week so I could make McLaurean-fest. They should have known i'd be having a drill weekend! Plan ahead!!

You and Annie drink few for me while i'm freezing my crunchberries off in Appalachia

PenguinsExperience.com said...

Clearly, Carrot and Unreal Shirt are good luck charms.

Where were they during the Finals last year?

Clearly not at the Mellon making out.

sven butenschon said...

The Carrot pics

Were they sitting in the Bud Light Wear Your Hat Like A Total Douchebag Section
The guy in front of the Carrot and the guy behind them too
WTF?

Joshua said...

@ Michael,

Sorry for pointing out what you already pointed out. Where in Russia are you from?

I Have Kasparaitis said...

Yeah! tPB moving is going to be great ... if it's making yinz more money, I'm happy.

For M. Vanderlasser's sake, I hope the Great Glam ads return *smiles*

Do you really expect Carrot Girl to know Russian if she can't realize that orange is not a real or nice looking skin tone?

Woo Wilsmith!

Joshua said...

Obviously not. I mean, she probably can't even speak English. That's besides the point. Do you expect her to know how to do anything that doesn't suck? I just figured that while everyone else was piling on her for being an abortion I would point out that her Russian is not only bad but incomprehensible and probably even a little offensive to someone that knows the language.

M. Vanderlasser said...

Great Glam + Christmas 2008 = Best Holiday EVER!!!

Allison said...

hahaha, jarkko ruutu made the front page on msn.com

good times

i love how the NHL gets publicity
/sarcasm/

pops said...

RIP old TPB :(

WELCOME NEW TPB!!!

LETS GET DRUUUUUUUUNK!

M. Vanderlasser said...

Climate Overcompensation Syndrome spreading to Pittsburgh?>

I Have Kasparaitis said...

Joshua, I just find it humorous is all ...

"Do you expect her to know how to do anything that doesn't suck?" Hmm ... no, I won't say anything!

It was stupid, don't get me wrong in anyway, but Ruutu couldn't have bit his finger that hard the way his theatrics were. Oh, Ruutu, I still love ya even if you have turned cannibalistic in your anger *smiles*

penstone said...

@M Vanderlasser
i bought you some great glam for christmas, it should be on the way..
you and the Carrot can have some fun chasing after Malkin!


bring on the new tPB
@pops
you know i'm always up for getting drunk.. maybe a bit too much

Schaich said...

Damn, you guys are in-depth.

Joshua said...

@ Kaspar:

I find it humorous too. It's not as if many people in America of non-Russian extraction are familiar with the language. I just thought I'd point it out because I don't have anything else to offer.

God bless the Carrot anyway.

wilsmith said...

funny video.

i know people will not like it because it's a red wings player, but imagine the laugh you'd get if the same thing happened during a malkin interview.

is redwings around? he'll appreciate it.

links

Chubs said...

Haha, sorry for bringing up the SBNation idea- I read Black Shoe Dairies over there, and while the look is lame, I've always liked the fanposts and how the comments section worked.

That said- congrats on moving up. I'm sure the new digs will something amazing.

smitty said...

On Sportsbeat, Stan suggested calling up Peso & playing him on one of the top 2 lines.

xocharmedchildox said...

My brother is at the Ac/Dc concert at mellon right now and i got just a text from me saying he saw unreal shirt guy there. No carrot with him.

Matt said...

Breaking news from Mark Madden:

Jordan Staal traded to Atlanta for Kovalchuk, a six pack of Dogfish Head, and some ecstasy.

Next on the block: Miroslav Satan for some axes and an aerosol can of lube.

holygoligoski said...

Does Carrot not look like the spawn of an Oompa Loompa meets average height human being?

That's just begging to be photoshopped.

Kait said...
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Kait said...

I went to the game last night and when the Pens were warming up Carrot came down with her signs and sat in the front row for a bit.

She had a little one that said something else in Russian and Geno definitely read it because I saw him look towards it and then look down and smile.

And then he starts doing stretches in front of her:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/CPlayer/DSC02365.jpg

Geralyn said...

Why do these puck bunnies make it so easy for us to make fun of them?

I know a girl who is about the same color. I think she looks like a burnt fishstick.

Go Pens.

Kimberly. said...

lmao. you dedicated a carrot to her. ahahaha

fleuryous said...

Pensblog Staff said...
The only thing that the operator of the site cares about is if we use pornographic images.
-----------------

b...bu...but...what about the too many men pictures? They always brighten my day. Staff will have to get a little more creative. haha.

PD sometimes makes me want to smack babies. Clearly, we only talk when we're winning...we're the ones that troll everywhere. Totally get it.

Uhhhhhhhhno. Go Pens.

Hip said...

"Dad's Trip" started today. Plus Malkin's mom is supposed to be flying in soon to help him in his new home.


Here comes a winning streak.

Adrienne said...

Dude, I still can't get over how ORANGE that girl is. It's fucking unreal.

Madden is a fucking moron and needs a ball gag shoved in his mouth. Maybe then he'll lose weight and quit being such a slimy fuck as well.

How is tPB going to get around not using "pornographic images"? I'm pretty sure that is a loose term that people can whine a bitch fit about any Charlie picture, or Senators picture that gets posted...

And what the FUCK at Ruutu biting????

dying alive said...

The carrot is epic.

mikey said...

Unreal Shirt....what a name.

Epic post

urban said...

I always wondered who the hell would find these orange people attractive. Apparently douches who wear that shirt.

Another mystery solved.

Though, what I really fear is equal rights laws for the orangefolk. NIMBY.

Sam said...

god, i love this blog so effing much.

- samantharg

Annie S said...

Kait - he was probably smiling because to him, the sign read something like you'd see on Engrishfunny.com

I don't see how anyone with half a brain could find someone that shade of orange attractive.

Jason said...

Unreal Shirt would have scored 49 goals on Mario's line.

urban said...

@Annie:

Speaking of engrishfunny.com...

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/is-your-skin-thirsty.jpg

NOW it all makes sense.

letsgopens23 said...

that girl IS at every game so why would you talk shit on someone who's supporting the same team you are. apparently she's doing some good if they won. so what if she had a bad tan. that shit rubs off and the one you should really be bashing is his "girlfriend" who doesnt even show up til halfway through the game. woo thats dedication right there. mad props to carrot for camping out for rush games. tell me have you ever waited out in the cold for your team?

coffeytalk said...

welcome to the world of jobbing, letsgopens23.

coffeytalk said...

see, if my skin looked like that, i'd be upset if the boys here at tPB didn't job me over it.

snickerdoodles said...

Points to ponder:

Will Hannibal Ruutu have to wear a muzzle for the rest of the season?

Will Unreal Shirt open a chain of Unreal Shirt Shops?

Will the Carrot be his spokescarrot for the chain?

Will game announcers ever stop telling us the earth shattering news that the Staals are brothers?

Breaking News from Mark Madden UPDATE:

The Staal /Kovalchuk trade has been amended to add a pack of marbles and a week old steak and kidney pie to sweeten the deal.

Whistler said...

Just remember folks:

Carrots have feelings too.

now, where's the dip? I'm hungry!

wilsmith said...

letsgopens23, pretty sure everyone here has.

Kenny Bania said...

That's 24-carrot GOLD Jerry!

coffeytalk said...

FINALLY!

I've been waitin' on Bania ALL DAY to make his line.

wilsmith said...

Don't start no shit won't be no shit Will.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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coffeytalk said...

man, these newbies really don't understand jobbing.

DICKS.

BlacknGold66 said...

Josh Pens = Unreal Shirt

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akus said...

"have you ever waited out in the cold for your team?"

and in rain and wind and snow/sleet/ice...i been happy going in to the Igloo and pissed off coming out.

i cried over loss's, i screamed till i lost my voice for insane wins.
i hugged & high fived strangers.but never an orange one.


Tybo The Carrot or Josh Pens, take Your pick

~

Rangers, burrrrrp.

urban said...

In case you haven't noticed, there hasn't been another game yet.

You should wear the same Unreal shirt so that it's easy to find you at the next one.

meecrofilm said...

"BlacknGold66 said...
Josh Pens = Unreal Shirt"


That is the truth.

debrisslide said...

letsgopens23, yes, I have waited outside in the cold for my team. Sorry do disappoint you, but I'm not orange and I don't make out with people during games.

Can I just point out that I think Tyler Kennedy would not be opposed to Unreal Shirt?

Xerone said...

You guys like?

eileenover said...

According to NHL on the Fly, Fedotenko is out indefinitely with a broken hand. If Dupuis is out too I'm going to vomit.

urban said...

@Xerone: Amazing.

Rage said...

See debris, you have uncovered the fact that TK was being used in a covert operation to infiltrate douchedom(it's a word today m-effers), therefore you must be eliminated. If not...

TK would look like a douche, which must not be tolerated, you pasty fuckers rubbing your fat dirty-parts over orange people on the interwebz

meg said...

Josh_Pens is definetly either Carrot or Carrot's bitch.

And I saw her come down to the front seats before the game started. Everytime malkin skated by she slapped the glass like a retard. It was truly sad to watch.

Allison said...

@Xerone: Fabulous

Rage said...

You guys should ease up off carrot....everybody's got dreams
(if not self-respect), but who are we to judge? Betcha there's guys on here that would beat it up.

Just sayin


[Not me]

strakasguitar said...

c-blog's rowdy tonight! gawd-damn! makes me want to shoot whiskey.

coffeytalk said...

can i say, stephen s., you my friend are amazing.

love the packin' it up design.

strakasguitar said...

@ rage -

i think we all deserve a bit of a release valve after the last five games. unfortunately for her, the Carrot showed up at just the wrong...erm...right time to be embraced by we c-bloggers. We celebrate her freakishness as we celebrate our own.

Only good things come out of jobbing vegetables.

akus said...

I don't think she was celebrating a goal.

" December 6th marks the beginning of the holiday season in many families of Dutch, German and Eastern European heritage. Dutch children eagerly anticipate the arrival of St Nicholas by stuffing their shoes with hay and carrots for Sinterklaas' horse. "

Teal high heels with orange, not my color, but you gotta do what you gotta do.


~


Full Body 24k
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Oh, Dicky has a huge (Censored), i do love the evil glint in his eyes

Dark & Ruthless

strakasguitar said...

embraced...as such...by we c-bloggers.

<---ocdblog

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Xerone said...

@Straka

You mean a metaphorical embrace, right? I'm not so sure I'm down for a real one.

strakasguitar said...

@ xerone

better look around while the boys are moving...perhaps you can find an extra hazmat suit in here dating from Staff's legendary encounters with the Acid Queen.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

That girl is mad for some Magnitogorsk meat. In Soviet Russia, orange turns you!..

xerone, don't think i've seen you much around here before, but that CSI photoshop was top of the line. Good job (I mean that in both senses of the word)

Unbelievable that there is a market for chemicals that turn people that color. People are friggin' weird. They should be forced to write "I'm A Tool" on their orange foreheads a la Captain Harris in Police Academy 5 with "Dork" on his chest.

A Lost In Space reference. That was unreal.

I had a dream last night, things were getting interesting with the Deschanel sisters, when all of a sudden they start pushing me out the door. Seems i'm running late for a charity all-star game. I'm playing pretty decent, making some nice jumpers, dishing some assists, when all of a sudden I stand in the lane under the basket to take a charge. None other than Theo Fleury throws down a hard dunk right over me. What does that mean??

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strakasguitar said...

oh, and i bet that shit would totally rub off. just sayin'.

eileenover said...

We're all extreme Pens fans, dipshit.

debrisslide said...

Josh, is being an extreme Pens fan anything like being a fan of the XFL?

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Xerone said...

@Jonny Van Mundegaarde

Yeah, I've been lurking for a while, decided I should creep out a little. Haven't seen my shadow yet.

And thanks! :)

strakasguitar said...

ahhhhh...he's finally getting it.

akus said...

Rub off?
Blah, you can eat carrots and get that groovy orange glow.

I can not believe Billy Mays did not corner the market on Orange Glo.

Damn him.

OMGodard said...

If you don't like it, don't read it.

strakasguitar said...

@ akus -

how many carrots does one have to consume to....erm...irradiate others? my guess is an awful fuckin' lot.

but i'll go easy! you can also overjob vegetables.

debrisslide said...

Moreover, Josh, your understanding of relevance and humor is obviously quite astute. Why don't you have a blog, Josh? I'll totally read it.

urban said...

Josh_Pens

To the extreme.

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Matt said...

If your go-to "fan moment" is waiting out in the cold, you're probably a bandwagoner.

Try talking about the early part of this decade. Them's was tough times. Oh, and cry me a river about your oversensitivity, you two jokes.

Friends don't let friends turn orange.

Rage said...

"you can also overjob vegetables."

Can the Carrot Dicky be considered porn to hippie vegetarians?


woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Dark and Truthful]

Pensblog Staff said...

Can't wait to ban Josh Pens on the new site

debrisslide said...

Staff, does it look like the blogger accounts are gonna work?

Rage said...

Josh is okay. He's prolly just visiting from the Pens Message Boards/LGP/TIOPS where they perpetually mentally masturbate over being a make-believe GM

Rage said...

...and I mean we ARE making an orange hose-beast a celebrity of sorts...along with her wangsta dipshit pimp...it's all good

strakasguitar said...

hahaha

you know, when i say "overjob", it lingers nearer to "overcook".

that being said, i think rage is a god.

also - to whoever made the "you're doing it, petr" photoshop last recap...you are also a god.

don't ask me how i got into the deifying business, all of a sudden...

OMGodard said...

I let my manager be orange.

I haven't intervened yet...it's just too funny seeing people give her looks. But honestly, if you think you actually look good as an over fried fishstick, then you deserve to be made fun of.

strakasguitar said...

exactly. i'm gonna have her autograph a bag of carrots next game i go to.

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