Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Sausage Balls

If there is one thing we don't do enough of, its post enough anti-flyers shit.

If you're a guy, remember those times in college where you went to a party and for every woman there, there was 15 men, and they were huge douches?

If you're a woman, we know what you did.

Well anyway, combine two things that suck. Sausages parties, and the Flyers,
and you get this wild night on the campus of Temple.

[SPORTSBYBROOKS]

The Flyers went out after a big win last week. And well.. just look.


Vintage Mike Richards.


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Mike Richards just smells like that kid we all used to know.
We hate to overuse douchebag, but what other word would even come to mind?



The punchline was Game 5 of the eastern conference finals.


What a haircut on the right.

Overall it seemed liked a good night. It would only have been better if Scott Hartnell would have been there.



Go Pens

95 comments:

Ev said...

if douchebag ever gets overused you could always use douchetard

TheFandangler said...

Mike Richards = Sphincter boy.

fleuryous said...

Whoever made that Discover Photoshop, you are actually my hero. Golden. Beautiful.


"The punchline was Game 5 of the eastern conference finals."
-why I love you, staff.

I'm not a hating person, but the Flyers and their fans...BAGOO.

Go Pens.

kstewy16 said...

If douchebag ever gets overused, just look at the Flyers and a new even better word will come to mind.

So whats up with the guys wearing their Yamkias? I mean, I've got no religious preference, and I don't really care what other peoples religious preferences are, but this must have been a rocking party that the flyers crashed if the guys came wearing their yamikas.

Allison said...

Man oh man...what a party.

PittHockey said...

wow, glad I never considered temple.

holy fail.

btumpak said...

nothing worse than being a college kid, going to a party and a professional athlete cock blocking you (for a skank)...

Big Ben would have been proud though....

get some class douchebags.


go pens.

Dixie Normess said...

how desperate do you have to be to start poaching from the college ranks. No ice bunnies in Philly?

wilsmith said...

THAT WAS MY FIRST ASIAN!

fleuryous said...

Wedding Crashers, for the win.

"LOCK it up."

kstewy16 said...

Just thought I'd point out that Semin just lost the puck trying about 5 times to carry it into the zone... Perhaps getting it deep with a dump would have worked?

Semin=Douche

pops said...

mike richards,

sweet bead necklace, ya fuckin douche

cheese said...

You know....yesterday on Turico and VanPelt they were in Philly for the game and they were trying to explain how Philly fans are like no other.

Then Jeff Carter came on and he said how he never experienced ANYTHING like the Philly fan by getting BOOED(!) at PRACTICE(!) before he ever even played in a game.

I sat at Pens practice today and tried to imagine how one could ever do that to a rookie.

Stay Classy Philadelphia.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

I wonder how many guys had to do that one Asian chick.

It must be rough being the only decently attractive girl at a party.

Hip said...

My friends and I used the word "Chaunc" as a synonym for douchebag.

As in Chauncey Billips.

Not that there was anything we specifically disliked about the dude, but, well the name just lended itself nicely.

Eric P. said...

what a photoshop!

fuck hartnell!

Dr. Turkleton said...

no Scotty Hartnell at the party, you say?

well, that's cause he's on his deck cookin' up some chicken

BTW, what's up with the Hartnell's "Secret Sauce" ?!?!?!?! Looked more like an herb rub to me...

Maybe they just placed the wording at the wrong time/place in the piece as it was meant to be shown during the time with his condo-buddy: Palindrome, for 'Dessert'.

fleuryous said...

WOOOO for hockey on Versus.

I'm going through withdrawal.

So, uh...what's so great about that Semin guy, other than the fact that his last name is Semin?

PDX Pens said...

I hate to say it, but every time you post something like this, some person writes in and says "oh hey, that's my cousin! Not cool to call them slutbags, etc" You always have to eat your words and post some sort of apology. Lets hope it doesn't happen this time and we can keep drinking the hater-ade.

fleuryous said...

PDX...

It's the Flyers. No apologies necessary. We already feel sorry for them.

P.O. said...

richards and carter are recognizable .. but who is the douche with the flavor-saver? and is the bald guy a faggot i mean flyer too? im not real well versed in "name that flyer"

Docciavelli said...

If your sister banged a Flyer, would there be an apology necessary for calling her a whore? No. So there, brothers of Flyer whores.

@pops

You beat me to it--all I could think of while looking at the pics was "hemp bead necklace = pink popped collar" in douchiness. Get a real man's necklace, cocksucker.

@staff

Actually, the punchline was "Eric Lindros." I think I just pissed my own pants laughing at that one. (was the setup line, "Eric Godard is to Scott Hartnell as Darius Kasparaitis is to..."?)

debrisslide said...

Yeah, when I first saw those pictures, they made my life. Kim goes to Temple and knows the frat where the party was, apparently. Mike Richards has got to be one of the douchiest men ever born.

Allison said...

Yo I'm at the wash gane right now and semin is such shit.

Hip said...

fleuryous -

I seriously question Semin's desire, but as for his talent, he has the whole package. I still maintain he has the best wrister in the league right now.

FireFox said...

I'd totally let those chicks lick my butt. Then again, I'm not Sidney Crosby.

Kimberlass said...

Lolol, dirtiest frat on campus.

I am a proud student of Temple University...although an ashamed citizen of Philadelphia. This is just another reason I'm glad I gave up frat parties after freshman year.

jbart321 said...

Wow, they all look pretty queer in those pics. I bet they tossed eachother's salads that night.

Check out the new Puck Daddy blog over at Yahoo by Greg Wyshynski. Another crybaby. That guy is such a hack.

War Penguin said...

Getting on board with PDX Pens here. Also, I think "If you're a women, we know what you did, slutbag so whatev." was intended as a tongue in cheek comment? (If you'll pardon the expression.) But it's very easy to read that as, well, something female readers (and I know there are a sizeable number in cblog) would be rightfully ticked by.

But, anyway, back to snarking the Flyers: remember when the Staals got arrested when Eric Staal's bachelor party got busted up? I said (and still think) they were stupid for putting themselves in that position. But: Mike Richards, going to a frat party? And letting himself get photographed? How intelligent and captainly. (Also: insert Nathan Smith joke here.)

Allison said...

Wooo, finally got to see my first AO goal in person!

debrisslide said...

Allison, I'm sorry, maybe you should take a bath when you get home?

Allison said...

@debris- haha, nah, maybe I will if Semin scores!

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Docciavelli said...

Speaking of Semin, I used to coach the son of the VP of marketing for the Caps about two years ago (got me plenty of good free tix). Anyways, he told me that McPhee had to have a chaperone follow Semin around when he first came over from Russia. Apparently two things were the problem--overpowered sports cars and skanky women.

The trouble with women and cars wasn't that he'd be a broke baby's daddy--McPhee was worried more that Semin would wind up on the shelf with an "itchy dick" or a Dany Heatley injury.

@stoosh

I always figured you were Chinese.

[WOOOOOOOOOO]

Stoosh said...

*Takes a nice swig of this ice cold, reeeeeeeeeefreshing Sarcasma*


Oh hey! That's my cousin!

Not cool to call them slutbags.



wooooooo

Stoosh said...

@ Docciavelli -

Sorry about that...I had to edit it to make sure the sarcasm wasn't lost in translation.

Pensblog Staff said...

wooooooooo

Allison said...

@docciavelli- man, I remember when you told that chaperone story last time- I love hearing that that joke needed a babysitter.

Geralyn said...

Just wait until the herpes outbreak occurs on Temple's campus...

We'll all know who to blame.

pops said...

i saw pics on facebook from a season ago. A bunch of Pens at some bar drinking. Had jackets on. All class. No slut bags in sight. Just hanging out, drinking with buds. The slut bags were waiting at home... and they were probably actually insanely attractive, with buge hoobs. Not some liquered up college road kill

If you call yourself a "pro", why would you ever go to a college party, and at Temple at that? If thats what you do for kicks if youre an NHL pro, you should change your name to douchenozzle.

Docciavelli said...

@allison

Didn't realize I had told that one before. By the way, this Isles/Caps tilt is so interesting that you're reading cblog on the Blackberry...that says something to me.

@stoosh

Wondered what happened there. It's okay, I didn't really think any of those sluts were related to you. So when do we see pics of Luca Caputi at Kings College?

woooooooo

pops said...

apologies to jeff reed for my last comment

Docciavelli said...

@geralyn

Ed Rendell?

[wooooooooo again]

fleuryous said...

Geralyn, I don't think Hartnell was there...

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Allison said...

Woah, and I got myself a hockey game on the island... Who woulda thought?

jefe p said...

i dont see the caps/isles on center ice. or anywhere. wtf.

Allison said...

HAHAHA you guys should hear the chants of "we got a point" here at the isle game... You'd think they just won the stanley cup.

Dr. Turkleton said...

jefe p.

Vs.

Dr. Turkleton said...

Allison...

looks/sounds like you + 72 of your closest friends.

c'mon...1 more: WOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO!

Docciavelli said...

You know, I thought I just saw that chick from the Richards pics at the Isles/Caps game. Then I realized it was just Richard Park.

jefe p said...

ohh thx i just looked on the Vs website and all i saw was detroit. well whatever i hate you versucks.

Dr. Turkleton said...

...or not.

OV.

what a shot.

Docciavelli said...

islesepicfailblog

"We got pwned! We got pwned!"

Allison said...

Wow, wtf was that about? AO just scored 2 game winning goals in my book.

Allison said...

@dr turk-
?

Dixie Normess said...

AO likes dudes.

Dr. Turkleton said...

Allison...

Sparse crowd.

Echo...echo...echo...

When the Isles score, the WOOO! WOOO! WOOO! over the PA: annoying when it's against the Pens...not quite as annoying when the Isles are scoring against somebody else.

No more WOOOO's tonite due to the GR8 One.

Docciavelli said...

Keith Jones has never been more right in his life.

Allison said...

Wow, and the crowd leaving the gane wasn't even upset about the loss. They're all giddy and shit that they got a point... Reminds me of how I used to feel some night back in like '02. Thank god the pens aren't owned by charles wang.

johnny said...

@Dixie Normess,

Big fan of the writing that you and Ape do on your blog. Keep up the great work. A bunch of jobbers have been flaming Pittsburgh on KSK all evening, but we've been representing quite well.

stokes said...

Chalk this up as a CLASSIC post. I haven't laughed this hard at a post in a long time.

dhudzin said...

What a beast

akus said...

Habs lost
Leaves won, ( i have a soft spot for that team)
Sens lost.

Question on the ASG. I think, if my math is right, that KOMISAREK, may not be eligible to play.He has 14 games in and needs 6 by Jan 2. Habs have 6 games left till then. From what i read he may play in the Thursday game,yada,yada,yada.

Question is if he does not play and not eligible, who fills the spot for the D?

Kat said...

Ew, I feel bad for the students at Temple. I wouldn't touch a Flyer with a ten foot pole. Let alone risk Herpes infestation.

jefe p said...

chicago up on edm 9-2.. sounds familiar.


[burrrrries it]

debrisslide said...

http://www.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?id=27692

Pussies.

Kat said...

9-2!? Jesus. I'm watching on delay from my dvr and it's only 6-1 right now. lol. Love those Hawks.

pops said...
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pops said...

in kevin stevens voice,

"your vagina must be really killing you, richards. button up your shirt, ya faggot! you party like a broad, richards. you pussy!"

nicholas richter said...

Ryan Stone got called up...

MJacob said...

I'm in a fraternity at Temple I know most of the kids in those pics. Some of the kids are Rangers fans humping on the Flyers' nuts, so good for them. They're in AEPI which is a Jewish Fraternity. I'm told Mike Richards was trying to steal everybody's dates.

It sucks being a Pens fan in Philly but nothing beats wearing my Crosby jersey to my 200 person lecture class the day after we trash them.

johnny said...

@MJacob,

I think that's all that I need to hear to know that Mike Richards is an anti-Semite. Seriously, though, most people from Philly are ugly, most likely since they come from 6 generations of inbred Amish stock.

meecrofilm said...

Stone's actually put up better offensive numbers than I thought he would. As of right now he's 4th on the team in scoring... I'll support it.

A few other things...

1) I hate it when it seems pretty much everyone in the division picks up a win. Damn.

2) MAFer is closing in on Price. Only 58000 back, and since he'll be playing now, he'll meet the 20-game requirement. We're fucking DOING this people. By Jan. 2nd is enough time.

nicholas richter said...

@ meecrofilm...

I agree. Stone isn't doing that badly this year and we can get Flower to start in the ASG... he's got a better chance that AO.

MJacob said...

Carter

http://photos-d.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v1512/238/111/1333320053/n1333320053_810259_8933.jpg

Sbisa:

http://photos-c.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v1512/238/111/1333320053/n1333320053_810258_6226.jpg

Carter and Richards creepin:
http://photos-c.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v1512/238/111/1333320053/n1333320053_810274_7175.jpg

That's all I could get that isn't up already through Facebook as of now. More to follow maybe.

Allison said...

"6 generations of inbred Amish stock"

Johnny- +2

Kat said...

My god this Hawks game is hilarious. The entire 4th line has scored on these jokes...

nikki said...

hot chicks with douchebags, minus the hot?
i think i see an idea for a new website hmmm

meecrofilm said...

nikki,

Sorry, but that website already exists.

Annie said...

Whoa, Iginla and Getzlaf have jumped ahead too... now they only need to get past Hossa for a Wings-free top line. Lidstrom should probably be there, but I'm still voting Phaneuf and Campbell.

nikki said...

iginla needs to pass hossa, i don't want him to be kicked out by getzlaf!

@meecrofilm- touche! but you never know, maybe some people consider little dany briere and others to be "hot"?
people from the Philph are a strange breed...

meg said...

Did anyone see this yet.

"Malkin: Fans might not like Crosby because of his behavior."

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Malkin-Fans-might-hate-Crosby-because-of-his-b?urn=nhl,129660

meecrofilm said...

@meg

Sounds to me like that's a classic case of something being lost in translation. Gino could be referring to Crosby's relentless on-ice work ethic during games as 'behavior.'

Unlike the Semin comments, which were long enough and involved enough that what he said couldn't have been misinterpreted, this is basically one word, and that's it. So I don't think it's enough to stir up controversy and whatnot.

meecrofilm said...

Behavior could also refer to his picture perfect off-ice demeanor as well, though I'm sticking with my first interpretation.

There are a couple other good bits of info worth reading in the interview, hyperlinked here.

Allison said...

@mikki- how anyone could find danny briere hot is far beyond me. You could dress him up in a pens uniform, and he would still completly repulse me, so its not just that philly jersey. He might be a great person, I know nothing about him, but hot? Common.

@meg- ummmm, maybe he can use semin's "something got lost in translation"?

Allison said...

That should have said @nikki

And I swear I typed all that up before meecro's stuff was posted...great minds think alike :)

meecrofilm said...

@Allison-
Anybody who likes little boys would find Danny Briere hot. So we can indeed deduce that all Flyers fans, as well as the team, are all very, very sexually attracted to him.

And nice transgendered typo while addressing "nikki." You must have been thinking about some hot hockey players while you typed that... hm..

Allison said...

@meecro- While I agree with your assesment of philadelphia and the team being unnaturally attracted to little boys, I don't even think danny looks like a little boy.. It's more of a crackwhorish woman look he's got going on in my opinion. And alas, I am attracted to neither crachwhores nor women.

and about my transgendered typo- me thinking about a hot hockey player? where the hell would you get that crazy idea from? lol

meg said...

I think it doesn't look too good for Geno and Crosby .. just sayin

Allison said...

@meg- I don't think there's anything to worry about at the moment. It's not like Sid's off acting like a jerk / fool / douche. The media would hear about it .25 seconds after it occured, so when Gino says "behavior" I dont think he means "bad behavior". I think it's possibly the reputation for whining and diving which originated when two opposing coaches made comments to the media 4 years ago. Hockey fans are apparently unoriginal and just spew whatever insults they've heard someone else say, therefore "whiner,diver" has never died.

And "behavior" could also be his way of saying "performance", meaning opposing fans hate on good players that don't play for their team.

Remember, this is a translation so
a) it could have been translated incorrectly
b) Russian to English doesn't translate perfectly, so the engligh word "behavior" may just be the closest thing to what he said.

Dixie Normess said...

@johnny

Thanks, picked a helluva time to have meetings all day. KSK is the best.

I try not to push my site here...just another pens fan.

amylynn37 said...

Is the hot Asian Michael Phelp's girlfriend?!

EatonFreeCandy4Life said...

Weird haircut guy looks like a cross between Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee.

joseph burrell said...

haha you are right, you do not post enough anti-flyers shit, well not till now LOL but I like it, thanks for sharing, I need to go to check some information on pay per head services, I will come back later, take care!

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