Wednesday, December 3, 2008
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17-8-2
The Rangers have played every night of the regular season it seems like.
Some Pens fans circles hate the Rangers more than the Caps or the Flyers.
And we're okay with that.
We can't stand Ranger fans.
So if you want a fanboy perspective for tonight, be sure to visit the BULLSHIT BULLETIN.
In fact, sans some of our fellow Pens fans, we can't stand New York:
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Uh-oh. Montreal is running scared:
Pens fans are working overtime to make up for the idiocy from the Montreal fanbase.
Two weeks ago, it was an insurmountable lead.
Now it's totally within reason.
Other inspiring news about a potential ASG comeback. PUCK DADDY.
Jarome Iginla has jumped into the top 3 in the West, knocking down Zetterberg.
Phaneuf has moved up to second place.
MARK OUR WORDS. THIS IS GUARANTEE CITY.
CROSBY AND MALKIN WILL BE STARTERS IN THE ALL-STAR GAME.
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Sabu looks to be getting the start.
Go Pens.
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295 comments:
Pens win 4-2. Staal gets 2.
shitting pens drawings always=win
oh, and i believe the game is streamin on yahoo sports.
Who is the gameday mascot!!???? is it the Buries It goal?
uss hal gil scores his first goal of the season. do it.
Sorry for a non-Penguins comment. Very random question. If anyone lives in Ottawa or will be in Ottawa next Monday and would like tickets for the Senators-Panthers game, please contact me. More information is at Sean's Ramblings (http://seanramblings.blogspot.com)
Go Pens!
Title of steelers question of day "Can steelers get jobbed out of #2 seed". But the question does not use the word job anywhere.
Iginla Jumped up the standing in the "west"... not the east.
Lay off the 09' sauce for a bit...
Das UberGeigh. bwahaha
It's like Douchebags are our decade's version of 80s hair bands with all that gel and makeup. It'll come full circle soon enough and they'll have their own reality show on VH1, just you wait.
JTV
everyone has to go on pens.com and check out mad max getting interviewed by carrie milbank, the ending is priceless
I just dropped Satan from my fantasy team so I expect nothing else than a 5 pt night from him.
Let's do this shit!
i would do ungodly things to Carrie Milbank
LOL Chris Terreri. What a joke that guy was.
You know, she's married to a very "regular-guy" lookin guy. Speaks volumes for her as a human being
Go Pens
Living in New York's not that bad.
ok I'll admit it I'm already drunk so maybe my judgement's off.
@ Allison-
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sounds like FUN
Enemy Pie?
@rage-umm... ad to the fack that i am reading a philosophy textbook right now..
HELL YEA.... good times
[not]
drop the fuckin puck!
I wonder if Max is a big fan of her cheerleading or her interview skills. . .
/what?
Let's do ittttt.
Montreal = Patheticblog.
They blew a humongus lead. What a joke. Thats almost as bad as "Hockey Town" not selling out playoff games.
Go Pens.
Staff, I will give all my time not already given to school to make this gurantee a reality. We are but your humble soldiers, lead on.
YES. I just had this feeling staff was gonna go with LB. Do it.
Go Pens.
Tonight I see if there's any good mojo in this spiffy new tPB Jersey...
the way they announce henrick lundqvists name is pretty gay
and i think the ny announcer is compeeting against errey for sexual innuendos said while on air... "scott gomez has new linemates... they make an interesting threesome"
@ kstewy16,
When i read that i thought you meant the ASG, then i realized you meant the game last night ( Thrashers)
Either way i think both comments apply.
So Flower has a groin injury,why dont they just say that!!
Well, the PP looks better tonight. Even if they still can't score--at least no shorty chances on the first 2:00.
27,000 votes? No problem.
Or as they say in Montreal: all in a night's work.
No Seasame Street line?
"The scoring chances as well as the shots favor the Penguins so far."
No shit.
Baby Mask = Sabu Win
To hear MSG tell it, there should've been 6 penalties against the Pens there. Never mind Orr holding Crosby after the hit. Never mind Orr coming back at Orpik after the bump. Nah, there's no penalties there.
Totally worth a double minor.
Are they chanting Crosby sucks? Yeah, keep watching as your team is in salary cap hell over Gomez & Drury. Jokes.
Never mind. Rangers will give us back 2:00. Dumbasses.
Too many men. Who sucks now?
First penalty was bullshit. What a cocksucker.
Oh god... too many men.
Staff is probably on google right now.
MARK FUCKING EATON! Lawl!
EATON
Eaton :)
Ha ha! What idiots! Too many men on a PP. Coaching fail.
HAH BITCHES!
"That'll change the momentum, won't it."
Damn right it will.
Eaton!!!!!!!!!
Crosby sucks so much he just made a guy who hasn't scored a goal since April of 2006 look like a sniper.
Who sucks now you cock smoking, bitch ass new yorkers.
Thatta boy. If my prediction of uss scoring comes true it will be the eaton-gill two-headed monster.
Well, does Eaton have trade value now?
Love the fact that three Rangers got caught watching Sid with the puck while Eaton slid in behind everyone.
Needless to say, the next time three Penguins are caught watching Scott Gomez or Chris Drury carry the puck will be the first.
I think Orr just pissed off the sleeping bear. Although, given Crosby's play of late, can't say he was hibernating. Maybe he'll think twice before being a douchebag.
#7 Buries It. Now you know why my picture is what it is. Norristown here we come.
commit.
Drury/Gomez = Not worth 14.4 million. Not even close.
From what ive seen here in the first, there is no doubt in my mind that Max drilled Carrie Milbank this afternoon the way hes been drilling this shots from the high slot. its only a matter of time.
3 point night in progress...
Love it. Therrien threatens to sic Godard on Drury.
Okay punks, throw Orr out there on Crosby one more time...
You know, Drury can claim Malking jumped, but there was a clear hook behind the net on Malkin after the backhand.
half a dozen of one...
naslund to ref: remember last night baby
Love it. Therrien threatens to sic Godard on Drury.
How did I miss that?
Wow. I forgot how much I hate the Rangers.
Free Candy better hand some out tonite.
Man, the Rangers are sloppy in their own end. Makes sense, Sean Avery played there.
mark fucking eaton. wow.
therrien talking shit to the rangers bench... LOVE IT!!!!!
finally! this is the therrien we all know and love. not "no expression" after blowing a lead. keep it up HCMT!!!
GREAT PERIOD!!
Sean:
You're totally right. Money.
god. naslund for stojanov. what was CP thinking!?
Gotta love that finger point by HCMT.
is there a video? not just a pic? i wanna see talbot mack it
Given that their MSG cohabitants have seemingly started printing "James #23" Knicks jerseys, it must be extremely tough on Rangers fans and their joke media to try to comprehend that a superstar like Crosby will likely never put on a Rangers sweater because he doesn't have to be in some self-perceived center of the sports universe.
nm found it on pens.com
Man, I'd do anything to shag Carrie Milbank. I wouldn't care if I was getting sloppy thousandths. I hope Talbot hit that.
Oh, but Stoosh, don't you know? Everyone wishes they lived in New York City! Forget that fact that pretty much anyone could pick up at any time and move there if they chose to do so, we're all so jealous of them there! It's the center of the yoooooniverse!
milbank wants to s his d
WOOOOOOOOO
You'd thing the Rangers would have learned from the Flyers what happens when you get Sid pissed off. After that, Sid making a big play was inevitable.
BTW, that douchebags video is hilarious...
yup. whenever i hear fans boo sid or yell crosby sucks or holding up sid diver signs or some shit, im actually happy, because it just makes sid go apeshit. keep booing louder, and he'll just throw it back in your fat stupid ranger/flyer face.
milbank-"any rituals before the game?"
talbot-"yea, going superstar on your ass"
or at least i wish he said that
Pops... she already did.
And more.
@ pops
come on man be fair, we did get like 3 games out of Stojanov before a car accident ended his career. cp managed to make the best & possibly worst trades in league history
haha. i know. i loved cp. but that trade will live in infamy forever.
i really want to write LEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAME in all caps tonight.
so im gonna call it. legame with a big goal. god, i hope im right.
Damn Joe Girardi, good shot blocking.
@pops- god i hope so too
If it wasn't for Hockey, I bet that Max would probably be the next Ron Jeremy.
is there anything that the fans of ny don't boo i think they may be worse then philly
Koharsky, our 9th defenseman
woot, Staal
HAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!
WOOOOO!!!
SCUUUUUDS
What are we trying to get all 6 defensemen to score tonight?
Big Bird strikes again!
Errey: "Colton Orr curled & dragged on Koharski."
Scuderi and Eaton - two headed monster.
did staal top that!? either way, 2-0!
eeeerily similar to last game. god i hope im wrong
thats what i love about max... he makes me think of some of those old time hockey players... one of thoes dirty ol womanizing sons of bitches... not the typical cookie cutter media perfect guy... he's got personality without being a sean avery type douchbag
Wow, if Scuds had been given that goal I probably would have cried.
fack
and the guidos awake again
Meh, the Pens are better off without a multiple goal lead.
God, I hate that stupid song the Rags play when they score.
Malkin FSN Commercial = Hilarious
BTW, does anyone else love it that in Geno's FSN commercial he actually pronounces it as a word instead of an acronym? "Hi, I'm Evgeni Malkin and you're watching fessen."
Geno <3
Did that puck hit Brooksie in front?
ha, yea he pronounces FSN like its a word, nice
Nothing beats trying to study for finals while there is a pens game on while eating cheap Oakland chinese food
man, if max scores on that 3 on 1, bank on him breaking into the milBANK and stealing all the money...
weak analogy, i know
He might think FSN is a word :)
Brandon Dubinsky looks like Hans Klopeck.
No, I think Talbot would be making a bit of a deposit in the milBank.
Bad sperm bank joke, I know.
No Free Candy for you
Is Charlie in net tonight Rags keep going offsides?
@TIMKO-
yea there is... studying for finals, watching the Pens, and DRINKING.
trust me, its quite the combination
LMAO @ rags fans booing an offside call by at LEAST 10 feet
@johnny
haha, well played
i cant believe i googled Hans Klopeck and it looked nothing like Dubinsky
Oh yeah, Max definitely hit that afterwards.
Ha ha, he kind of does. In profile.
Shame on you for having to google Hans Klopeck.
Maybe he'll make an early withdrawl and buy Carrie a nice pearl necklace.
Beating a dead horse now?
weeeeak call
Letang is now on a longer goalless streak than Eaton...
Lets end that tonight please.
i have a bad feeling about this PP
Pens PK = 5 goalies.
fuck scoring, legame with a big kill
okay, maybe not
One of two things needs to happen: Godard needs to pound Orr or Godard needs to pound Gomez.
You're right pops, Letang was beastly out there. He's getting so much better at his defensive play, and once that all becomes second nature, he'll turn the offense back on, and he'll be deadly.
Dying alive, why just one of the two? Call me greedy, but i'd love to see both happen.
pens need to pick it up. the second half of this period has been iffy.
12 for 20 on faceoffs!! Yikes. We're leading scoring chances while losing this many faceoffs, just imagine if we could win a few!!
just added CM on facebook. carrie milbank not chris minard. how did she marry that dude? is she serious?
Talbot's motivation for the 3rd>
Dear god... how are the Senators allowed to wear those black SENS jerseys? My eyes cannot be unraped.
Zigomanis going to the lockerroom early probably has something to do with the bad faceoff numbers.
@pops
Nice link. If only God could make more Carries and less Rosie O'Donnells, or Neil O'Donnells for that matter.
LMAO at the commercial showing a kid getting rangers stanley cup dvds. was she even born?
carriemilbankblog.
CM is now my new desktop background soooo hot...want to touch the hiney
ive learnt a long time ago that god is all about balance. carrie milbank offset by rosie o'donnell. he'll give you that forbidden fruit, and then create an abomination and give her a talk show and self-confidence to think shes funny.
wtf is this. someone needs to photo shop this>
I see Rangers hitting 87. Naturally he complains to the refs, gets his stick in the face of the player hitting him, gets his coach to embarrass himself by yelling into the Plexiglas, all the usual stuff.
What I want to know is: Why do those big, bad Rangers think they're allowed to hit Sidney?
milbanks for GD mascot?
wow...CM in redwings = cock tease
that 2 headed monster isnt even a good ps
psh...
Was that Bill Goldberg in the background of the Meloche interview?
zigomanis out. shit.
Yep, those Rangers are so big and bad, I bet Crosby is too scared to come onto the ice. What a joke.
wanna see something hilarious....i sent this to staff but they obviously couldnt post it...
go to www.redtube.com and search hockey. funniest shit you'll ever see.
LOVE this line
charlie let tyler hanson use the computer from the closet again?
Avewy apowogizes....
jesus, kennedy went to the locker room too!?
we need a goal
I only tuned in to start the third.
What happened to Zigomanis and Kennedy?
fedotenko having another strong game.
zigomanis got hurt. possibly shoulder. kennedy just went to the locker room. both were undisclosed. zigomanis will not return.
We need Ziggy Stardust, his faceoff wins are as money as the Hedgehog on gameday.
Guys. Did you know. The Staals are brothers.
How'd they get hurt?
Or is it one of those things that weren't caused by a specific event?
sid almost cured cancer with that move. jesus.
yea, both were just them leaving the ice during a tv timeout
A GREAT DAY FOR WOOOOOOO INDEED!!!!
If Sid scored there, CM would come down to the ice and blow him on the bench while flipping off the Rags.
Great Day for...
WOOOOOOO
hahah love it.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
New "Great Day For Hockey" commercial is suh-weeeeet!
Man, that was a sweeeet commercial!!!Maybe they really do know their fans.
I'm still waiting for the day when TPB is actually acknowledged by the Pittsburgh Penguins or the announcers. 7:30 to go c'mon boys
they just said kennedy will not return either
That was pretty close to an acknowledgment, dude.
My God!
How was there not a goal there!?
A great day for WOOOOOOOOOOO made my night ;)
ah fuck writing papers and watching pens games at the same time.
don't have anything on the paper.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
i cant believe they didnt score there
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FACK
Fuck. I hate New York. Goddamn dirtbags.
shitcity.
Goddamn it.
fuck
thats what happens when you waste chance like that
shit comes back to haunt you
FUUUCK
And now the feed disappeared... it's back.
For a while all I could hear was their obnoxious goal song.
Laziness on that one. Fuck bees.
fucking rangers dont even deserve to be in this game
Sid is a maniac.
@rebecca I feel for ya.
I can't believe how this is going...
AlanClique might have the clutch prediction
It's always some joke who ties the game. It's just like the Buffalo game all over again.
Rangers fans are after flyers fans on my 'really-annoying-stupid-fans' list
I hope someone on the Rags does something monumentally stupid like Hartnell did yesterday and the Pens get a penalty shot in the last 16 seconds.
Sid wins it. Not with a goal--he'll dance around three guys and leave one for...Kris Letang. Mark it down.
the boards at MSG make better passes than the whole rangers team. fucking jokes
Sid provides the game winner some how with just over a minute left, max nails the EN
Marquees?
Rags fans are Yankees fans. Never forget.
im pretty sure every shot satan has taken tonight has been blocked. its eerie
I hope they get a regulation win, can't keep giving division opponents points.
Malkin got leveled and acted like nothing happened.
That was awesome.
Sid's been getting all the credit this game, but Malkin has made some solid plays with guys all over his Johnson.
MSG's feed sucks worse than ranger fans.
What's with the sound tonight? It sounds pretty bad...
MSG's feed sucks worse than ranger fans.
Agreed Jawsh.
MSG is such a fucking dump
Malkin *Cough Cough Cough*
Anyone know if Yahoo is showing the FSN feed?
Or is it also the MSG feed?
point on the road. lets get #2
Sabu just made me shit my pants jeeebus. Fedotenko GWG
yahoo is the MSG feed
Sabou with the big save to send it to OT, now we just need a sid GWG.
Balls. The Rags were totally outclassed in this game, no way this should be going to OT.
why couldnt satan just bury that empty net. shero has to find someone who can play with sid, he's playing out of his mind setting up miro and mex left and right and neither can take advantage of anything. bad point to give away. lets hope its the only one
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