Monday, December 1, 2008

Comments: Don't Be That Guy


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Fail.


Updated:

Dylan emailed us, and took the job like a man.
He even sent a pic:


79 comments:

Resputan said...

I have a great video that goes along with this, check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plTk8MGOSjI


Great right?

Chubs said...

All this was missing was the "The More You Know" shooting star at the bottom

curtO. said...

Gotta love a good fail.

KaylaJ said...

":: Some jobber talks about the economic shit's effect on the NHL. KK"

i hate to be "that guy" or even girl, but is that supposed to say shit or shift? it works so well either way.

and speaking of biron: hope this works>

Raybin said...

Someday--SOMEDAY, I TELL YOU!--I will get called out by the Staff because of something stupid and/or brilliant I say. I'm betting on the former.

I will have my day in the sun! I'm ready for my close up, goddammit!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey, did anyone ever see this video before? You know, I think that guy could go places.

Sigh. Toiling in anonymity.

[Killingtimeatworkblog. Can you tell?]

Raybin said...

Coming soon to bookshelves near you:

"How To Come Too Far Out Of Your Net And Consistently Misplay Every Puck That Comes Near Your Crease" by Martin Biron.


Look for a competing book by Ty Conklin to appear early next year.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, part deux.

debrisslide said...

I feel bad for Dylan.

wilsmith said...

has anyone seen this video?

linky

Raybin said...

wil, why would you link to a video of Rick Astley? I don't get it.

wilsmith said...

It's this big new thing. You guys might have not heard about it yet, I hear you're pretty behind the times over here.

Raybin said...

No kiddin'?

I suppose it will get big soon since it involves that rock 'n roll music all the kids seem to like!

Dr. Turkleton said...

how about the guy who comments on an old post...when a new ones been up for an hour or so...whoopsie!

wait...what?

from last post:

GoGo for Higgins.

He'd bury 30 on Sid's wing...by the AS break. [plus, he's Cap Friendly :)]

When peeps start running:

Calder Candidateblog and/or

the 2nd comingblog and/or

wickedawesomebeastblog...

Turnover City by #13 makes me chuckle...

yep, he's young, a noob...but, he's not untradeable and obviously still has a lot to learn at the pro level...

I say, save the fare to ship him back to WB/S and have him gather up his passport + shaving kit and send him to Hab-land.

Throw in Eaton too...[if they'd take him!]


[Gay for Whitney]

fleuryous said...

Oh Biron...poor guy.
Poor rich guy, actually.

wilsmith, you got me.
WOOOO.

Why hasn't he made a comeback yet?

I bet you if he played a concert comprised entirely of that song over and over...it would sell out.

J.S. said...

you know what's better than the "Hey There Malone" song?

this

(if you're thinking I'm using this post as an excuse for something I couldn't post on Friday/Saturday, then you're probably right.)

Todd said...

"Don't be that guy!" -- from one great movie, PCU. Jeremy Piven gives the performance of his career, before Ari Gold.

stokes said...

@ J.S.:

Nice one, bruva.

Allison said...

Oh, staff. You're such dicks.

And we love you for it.

J.S. said...

stokes, I opened that with the candk still running in the background.

unintentional comedy, I tell ya.

fleuryous said...

This is still funny...

Rage said...

Staff...brutal.

@Allison-everybody here is a dick(except FH and eileen)...it's why we're here...

@Fleuryous- barackroll is always funny because of his tragic white boy dance moves
haha

Go Pens

Nick said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3dov5ZwUC8
Don Cherry=JOKE

debrisslide said...

I still think Calrolling is better than Ricrolling.

sven butenschon said...

in other news

Hossa = Dick
Bing/Steve is good

That Geno guy might might make it in the NHL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_DPrSEOEo

sven butenschon said...

@ chubs

cut to GI Joe charecter saying "and knowing is half the battle"
Go Joe

I Have Kasparaitis said...

Rage, Flyer Hater is possibly the biggest dick on C-blog; I hope that was sarcasm ...

Dr. Turk, Eaton is getting better, he took a stupid penalty last game but otherwise played very well. (Why must I always defend him from you? You're just upset Whit's the injured one and Eaton isn't.)

Raybin said...

I still think Calrolling is better than Ricrolling.

Debrisslide = HERO

J.S. said...
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J.S. said...

duckroll > rickroll

but if it's a rickroll you're looking for, and I'm sure if it's been posted here before, you gotta go with a "cover"...

try this one

sven butenschon said...

@ JS
that is awesome
I hope they play that next time they go out on tour

jefe p said...

1 in 12 americans is unaware that the bird is the word. i, for one, dream of an america where everybody knows that the bird is the word.

dont you know?

Steve In Denver said...

That Kissroll is sick.

I'd rather have a spicy tuna roll, tho.

Staff, is someone's girlfriend visiting Aunt Dot? That was fricking mean.

BlacknGold66 said...

Speaking of things yinz and the Staff might not have seen...

Pens aren't making the playoffs.

We're totally fucked now.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Stunned that wilsmith missed a golden opportunity to goatse someone

J.S. said...

I'd like to thank scottsshop for ruining that video by placing a nametag directly across the entire width. Nice one? Eh, not exactly.

i knew that the bird is the word, but the first thing I thought of was this.

debrisslide said...

raybin, commit to the Clutterbuck

Rage said...

@jefe p- i seriously watched that video and laughed...OUT LOUD...kissroll was awesome, but not as awesome as the douche who took it seriously and flipped out in comments.

Aunt Dot indeed...

@BnG- haha

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Apparantly only Wines Hard feels the wrath of tPB staff when he delivers crushing, illegal hits. Why no crying for Wes Welker today?

I'm gay for this hit.

Rage said...

@jonny-1st thing I noticed was a complete lack of showing off after that hit. He just walked away. I liked that. Just my 2 cents...

dying alive said...

Fuck! I got fooled by that Connolly & Kotalik link again. Now it's going to be stuck in my head for days.

I seriously cannot believe that guy's name is actually Cal Clutterbuck. Cal Clutterbuck! It sounds like the name of a minor character in Tombstone.

kstewy16 said...

Wow, so I finally get cable/internet at the new house only to realize I don't get NHL network, and the game on Versus is the Minnesota unWild vs the Nordiques, scratch that, Avs.
Anyway, I know I'm days late here, but Sid kicked so much ass last game, people at North Park Lounge were giving him a standing ovation. No joke.

Allison said...

Does this jacket annoy anyone else?
The team wasn't wearing that shade of gold back then and why would they not put the years in chronologial order on the back in the middle picture?

Allison said...

And staff, your ballsac still isnt showing up on my computer, I don't know if it is on other people's cause nobody's commented about lack of flashblog.

Hip said...

So I know that Marc and Jordan are brothers and all (duh), but can someone tell me if they're related to Eric?

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Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Totally agree on that Rage. I'm waiting for the day when someone dislocates a shoulder celebrating a "HUGE PLAY of making a tackle" their paid to make.

Allison, flashblog is no longer exist for me too.

kstewy16 said...

No Hip, Eric and Jared are not related to Marc and Jordan. It's a common mistake by the members of VS.

Rage said...

What about Kim Staal, who plays with Sonni Abatta's own Kris Beech on HV71?

kstewy16 said...

Kim Staal and Jaret Stoll are related actually...

fleuryous said...

What about bathroom staal?

J.S. said...

I think there might be a distant relation to Columbus Cottonmouths' forward Craig Stahl though.

Allison said...

colombus cottonmouths... possibly the greatest team name ever

J.S. said...

the only teams that might have better names are

3)Macon Whoopee
2)Hamburg Freezers
1)Holland Smoke Eaters

That list reads like Craig Hillier's resume.....WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dylan said...

Haha, epic fail on my part.

Seriously, how did I miss that the first time around?

Allison said...

@J.S.-
Macon Whoopee is wonderful!

wait, what?

------------------------------
All Star voting:
Crosby gained over 8,000 votes today so far. Fleury over 5,000. Makin- only 1,400. what's up with that?

Dylan said...

Oh shit, I might have missed this too in all the other posts.

Linky

KaylaJ said...

macon whoopee was an awesome team to see live and it wasn't just cause their backup was a looker.

J.S. said...

If there's anybody on here who's a fan of Macon Whoopee...nah, too easy.

I actually knew somebody who played there in the late 90s.

coffeytalk said...

Woah and I mean that in the Joey Lawrence kinda way.


Glad I have no idea who Dylan is or I'd job him in his failure face.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

I'm a fan of using anime in my avatar

btumpak said...

@ Dylan...


Marian Hossa went to Detroit.

akus said...

EnormousDickorStick


Not an ECHL or AHL team but the Rhode Island School of Design calls their hockey team, The Nads and the basketball team, The Balls.

Is Charlie still in San Fran or did he take a side trip to R.I? I think, The Nads would love a little behind the scenes reporter.

--



Nice Crosby interview that Tony,w/ The Confluence, posted @ KK.

wilsmith said...

Well played, Dylan.

+50 respect for coming back and taking your lumps.

stokes said...

Jonny V: wasn't it one of the Grammatica douchebags- the ones that celebrated after every field goal like they just won the Super Bowl- who ripped a hammy or something and put them out of the game for life, after celebrating said field goal?!?! Idiots.

Rage said...

@Dylan, I second wilsmith's props and I read that article you linked and it gives me a whole new level of respect and admiration for Buries It. What a fucking human being, what a man.

Big Hands Mik said...

Greatest jersey ever

http://www.caldercup2000.com/blog/2008/03/02/98-99-joe-suk-macon-whoopee-jersey/

Steve In Denver said...

There's a men's ice team out here called the Climax. Nowhere near as good as the Macon Whoopee. That's just awesome. The stands for their mens league games is campy and nasty-full of outlandish homotards. It looks like a bad 70's disco threw up. Charlie would be embarrassed. Sad part is they're really good.

I've watched the Family Guy "bird" probably 60 times. You've ruined my night c-blog.

ylinkyphrost1025 said...

you guys forgot about jordan and marc's brother, gunner stahl

KaylaJ said...

stokes bill gramatica tore his ACL during his rookie season celebrating a basic FG in the first half of a game. he missed the rest of the season but did come back and play in the NFL before going off to the arena league though no clue as to where he is now.

stokes said...

Thanks Kayla. But basically, he's an idiot. Right?

The Goon Blogger said...

Staff is quite possibly the greatest thing since sliced bread. Jobbing people because there's nothing else to do, I love it.

Nick Saia (usa) said...

thats actually the first time i saw that video.
thanks dylan.

humble yourselves staff

fleuryous said...

On a completely unrelated note, Dr. Grant is on WGN.

KaylaJ said...

stokes, do i even have to answer that question?

Chubs said...

I completely respect Dylan for coming back and admitting the epic fail. A lesser man would have lurked and come back under another name.

KaylaJ said...

goodness, thanks to great glam some of you may want to be careful next time you visit the blog at work. of course some of you may want to visit more often

Scott said...

Did anyone else start laughing thanksgiving morning while no one else in the room knew what was going on?

america gets rick rolled

bayonetwork said...
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Chris said...

So when will Sean Avery play for an NHL team again? Whenever that is, we can all say that team is Sloppy Fifths. What a piece of trash.

VCTMbrian said...

Ruutu may be a slightly better soccer player than Cookie... its an oldie but goodie

FIFA Ruutu>

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