Saturday, November 22, 2008

Hey There, Malone.

Incredible song here.

Huge ups to [thickAndy]:


47 comments:

Resputan said...

yay

pops said...

poor bugsie

meecrofilm said...

Tugs on the heartstrings.

What where you thinking Malone.




[derr]

dhudzin said...

"... Oh yes it's true... Brooks Orpik has more points than you..."

Hahahahahahaha

Jess said...

Bravo.

Heck Kleck said...

24 seconds in...perfect.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

Wow.
Awesome.

It starts off hilarious, dies down a bit, gets hilarious again, and then it's just mean at the end.

Good stuff.

penstone410 said...

"the cup will never ever bear your name, and youre to blame"

so mean but so funny

jasper said...
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coffeytalk said...

that just blew my face off with awesome.

new definition to "maloneisms" thanks to that strum cry strum tune.


(miss ya bugs, sometimes)

debrisslide said...

Brooks Orpik has more points than you = lollllllllllll.

Bugsy, why?

pittsburghsteelrocks.com said...

When it came to Pop vs Soda, Bugsy picked soda. What the hell is that jag thinkin pickin soda. He could have stayed in town and been pictured on an Iron City can. Money can't buy that honor.

xrap24 said...

3 points last game for malone keep the songs commin

KaylaJ said...

that song is great to make parodies with. my friend has a harry potter one.

anyway "its not the players, its the coach" was my fav behind the cup one.

Hand of Godard said...

This made my night/morning

jasper said...

funny shit, too bad bugsy

slush said...

f'n hilarious. good stuff right there.

tanya said...

That song is pure gold.

And full of great quotes.

"6 more years of reckless hurricanes while we'll be making history like we do... and we will do it without you"

somechic said...

another solid morning laugh

kstewy16 said...

Holly shit that was great. I was pissin myself laughing, but I feel bad for Bugsy too. I miss him, I wish he would've stayed and not been a dumb douche and leave for more money.
By far the best line was Brooks Orpik has more points than you. Frickin Golden.

Max Power said...

That was the best parody of that song that I've ever heard. It made my donuts exponentially delicious.

Whitney will be playing the week after spanksgiving.

Also, if you believe the chatter, MAF's injury is not as bad as listed. He's time off is just a precautionary maneuver by the training staff to keep him healthy for the long haul.

FireFox said...

Ouch, that cut deep. But it was funny as hell. The Brooks Orpik line was the best. Of course Malone had to go ruin that line by getting 3 assists last night.

kstewy16 said...

So the Trib has another article today about MAF being day to day. So perhaps MM's "sources" are full of shit? Again? Are there even any sources?
I enjoy having someone talk hockey on the radio, but he makes so much BS up it isn't even funny. Then if he reads someone saying that they want this guy to be traded for this guy, he says he has sources saying the two teams are talking. He's so full of shit.

Hip said...

Whit should take his time. No need to rush him back to the lineup until he's 100% ready.

akus said...

Jumbotron. December 23.

xuscbausp said...

greatest
song
ever.

go pens

daver said...

awesome!

"playing the third line wing you may receive a goal for Christmas"

Stoosh said...

I'm with Kstewy16 here...

I missed Madden when he was off the air because listening to Joe Bendel talk hockey is like listening to me talk about quantum physics. And Madden was S-O-L-I-D, solid for a while, but I do agree...he's been spouting some stuff lately that make me wonder how much of it is BS for ratings or what.

If Fleury is out for that long, I'm not worried about it because 1) there's nothing anyone can do about it anyway and 2) Sabourin has been very, very good. And that's something I never thought I'd hear myself say as I've never been a big fan of Sabourin (actually, let me rephrase that...I've never been a big fan of all the asshats over at LGP who used to insist three years ago that Sabourin was a better prospect as a franchise goaltender than Fleury. I was probably unfairly critical of Sabu because of those people).

One thing about Madden that drives me nuts is the way he goes on his kick about how Shero and ownership MUST kowtow to Crosby and get him an elite winger, depth be damned. He almost makes it sound like Sid is holding the winger thing over the organization's head and that he might ultimately use it as justification to go elsewhere when he's approaching UFA status.

Stephanie B. said...

SOLID.

This guy's a genious.

onesizewill said...

man great song, sucks to be malone...wait he still has more money then i will ever see

--FritoWill

Dr. Turkleton said...

Epic Match this afternoon:

Satan + GODard vs. former child prodigies of JC [the Sedin Twins]

kstewy16 said...

Satan and GODard should play on the same line...All we need is Buddha and we can't be stopped. Brodeur is lookin pretty big lately...Maybe he could be our buddha?

Jack said...

I didn't think it was that funny, aside from maybe the Brooks Orpik line... Besides, didn't Malone say that Shero just wasn't interested in signing him? Maybe he didn't have a choice but to find another team. If so, why not try to get rich?

Dr. Turkleton said...

All we need is Buddha and we can't be stopped. Brodeur is lookin pretty big lately...Maybe he could be our buddha?

Doesn't buddha already play for Vancouver? = Kyle Wellwood.

urban said...

@Jack - Shero wasn't interested in signing him for as much as he was being told he was worth.

Rage said...

@Jack-from what I read at the time, Malone got all pissed at Shero's initial offer and said something like he obviously wasn't interested in signing him.

MikeS said...

I liked Malone, but this song is epic! "Goodbye Melrose"

DRStedman said...

I love Bugsy.
One thing I have always hated about Pens fans is the booing of every player that used to play here and no longer does.
The only one who was a bitch about it and MAYBE deserved it for a season was Jagr.
Malone and Gary Roberts and even Ruutu will always hold a place in my heart (could that be any gayer?).

The line about Orpik having more points than him is hilarious though.

DeathByEmu said...

what a wonderful tune to snarf Honeycomb all over the counter to.

jefe p said...

nice.

"if you come to town we'll call you friend, but dont call pittsburgh home again."

ouch. but lol.

kstewy16 said...

Congrats staff, you got a free plug on KK from Tony because of this post. ThickAndy is my god.

sven butenschon said...

Thick Andy = all business

3 days to Pensblog jerseys
Whooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony said...

Gotta give my buddies here at PB props anytime I can...

Tony
Kukla's Korner - The Confluence
http://kuklaskorner.com/index.php/tc

Anna. said...

Hahaha.
=(
Poor Bugsy.

visorTRICK said...

Thanks for ALL the GREAT feedback! I wrote this song and I heard as we posted it to the world that ol' Buggsy had a 3pointer, Ohh well. . .Brooks Orpik has more points than you . . . FOR NOW IT'S TRUE . . . Thanks FANS Pens Blog and of course thickANDY!!! LET'S GO PENS!!!!

Johnny B said...

haha! who ever photoshoped malone's face onto my friend for my "tampa bay or bust" photo...i want to shake your hand and buy you a beer. ha! basically why we did that photo!

i need to make more photos like that!

Michael E said...

Damn Bugsy, this outcome wasn't predictable enough for you?
Enjoy your money & anonymity.
My wife bought me an official Pens jersey with Malone's name on it - the official kiss of death.
Too bad.

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