Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Charlie has always had bad luck.
Like the one time he picked up a prostitute and it turned out being a girl.


But that was nothing compared to today.
The state of California, his favorite vacationing spot, gives him the stunner, banning gay marriage. [ HUFFPO ]


We hired a Chippendales dancer to cheer Charlie up.
He should be arriving at Charlie's house any minute now.


Charlie, I got your Prop 8 right here

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The only thing gayer than our homosexual writer Charlie is betting on hockey.
So you know we're gonna do it.

Parlay all the way:

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The Oilers are +1.5. They're gonna cover.

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We're taking St. Louis straight up to win.

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Marty Brodeur is out 3-4 months. YAHOO
Which makes the Devils as untouchable as the 17-year-old who lives next door.

33 comments:

stokes said...

Oh, but give that 17-year old just a few months, and she's all yours. Just bring the liquor...


wait, what?!

brett said...

st louis has a +155 moneyline. I'm so with you guys on this one, but only for like $5.

Yingling said...
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brett said...

As it turns out, St. Louis PP and PK have been awesome so far --

29.5% PP
86.0% PK

And they have scored more goals for than against. But, they've lost Manny. What's that status of Erik Johnson?

btumpak said...

i'm taking that parlay like charlie is taking 8 inches right now...


go pens.

PittHockey said...

how long til penguins hockey? :(

debrisslide said...

The Penguins made St. Louis look like the ECHL on their power play. I really don't give a shit about their numbers. We fucking embarrassed them when we took penalties.

Pops Freshenmeyer said...

how long til penguins hockey? :(

Less than 26 hours. Calm down.

sprtnhockey87 said...

i know ive asked this before ... so this is the last time ill ask

... but should i really trust BetUS with my ssn if i wanna bet these games ?

Pops Freshenmeyer said...

When it comes to ballot measures, when will people learn that democracy doesn't work?

Maybe the courts will keep fighting the good fight on Charlie's behalf.

wilsmith said...

that site asks for a ssn?

that is... weird

jefe p said...

sportsbook.com
"everybody bets"

btumpak said...

sportsinteraction.com is the best one out there...

used it for years and never had a problem

kstewy16 said...

So I went with a parlay bet of Oilers and Blues both to win, put $5 on it. If they both win, thats $19.34.
Cmon blues and Oilers!!

kstewy16 said...

We really need hockey back as well, I mean, we have naked men on tPB right next to a joke about underage girls, a chippendale fag, and some lesbians...HOCKEY!!!HOCKEY!!!

Also, I'm about to move, and my new house will have Comcast, does anyone know if Comcast has the NHL network? Cus i've been stuck with Armstrong and I'm getting sick of hearing of all these great things on NHL network, and I can't even watch them.

brett said...

Here's what I'm doing tonight--

I'm taking the -2 1/2 team total goals for both Columbus and Edmonton. Both bets are +105. I'm putting equal money on both. This means, if either team manages to score 2 goals or less, I will have a net win. The only way I lose money is if the final score is 4-3 or higher.

debrisslide said...

Lightning leading Jersey at the end of the first. Kevin Weekes had NO idea what was going on with that goal.

akus said...

@kstewy16,
CI/Comcast

Good luck. Hope You can get it.

CI is all bizness.

I have Direcv, and have the Sportspak ( all the other FSN stations) I thought since i have MSG, SUN, etc,etc, I could watch the Isles/Rangers/ without CI.
Wrong! Without CI, any games on FSN ( besides the Pens) are blacked out.


Woooooooooo
Charlie is blowing....




Candles!!
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Devils up 2-1 start of the 3rd.

Jackets up 2-1 5:00 left in 2nd.

Go Pens!!

akus said...

Dammit, i was thinking, JINX,JINX fucking JINX, after i posted the above CB/Oilers score. Oh well

BlacknGold66 said...

I wouldn't give BetUS.com too much respect. It has scam written all over it. They've been busted for money laundering and racketeering (amongst other things) many a time.

meecrofilm said...

I can't believe anyone would underestimate the gayness of new jersey, especially on Charlie's birthday...

Rage said...

@brett-OUCH dude

kstewy16 said...

Fucking edmonton, they allow a goal with 1:09 left. We really need to kick oilers nations ass tomorow. What fuckers.

meecrofilm said...

cumbuckets. Edmonton ruins my perfect streak.

Oh well. At least the Oilers will be toast for tomorrow. I'll be absolutely shocked if the Pens don't win.

brett said...

one hell of a game in Columbus tonight. I lost a lil bit of monies, but at least it was entertaining.

Rage said...

It was indeed a good game to watch.

kstewy16 said...

Thanks Akus, but I meant the NHL network not Center Ice. NHL Network shows old games and shows about hockey and I think a couple games here or there.
nhlnetwork.com shows you what they have.
Anyway, i finally did the obvious thing and went to Comcast.com and I didn't see anything about NHL net, so I'm guessing they don't have it.

Oilers blow.....Charlie. That's his b-day present. A big slobbery sucking by the oilers. Hopefully the sucking will continue tomorrow. Charlie will be happy.

meecrofilm said...

The Ducks/Blues over = money in the bank.

Damn you Edmonton for fucking up my perfect streak.

Let's Go Pens.

mallori said...

kstewy

Comcast has NHL Network. Channel 276. It's on some sort of sports package I think, which is like $4 extra per month. It comes with NFL Network, NBA TV and some other things.

BlacknGold66 said...

DirecTV has all that jazz fo free.

But their customer service SUUUUUUUUUUCKS.

Robo-Pope said...

Ouch. Oilers cover, St. Louis gets killed, and NJ inexplicably wins. Guess that's what you get for betting on Tampa.

brett said...

I told you NJ would win :) I was too much of a wussy to bet on it though.

Chase said...

anyone else think that chippendale's dancer looks eerily similar to dupuis?

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