Monday, November 10, 2008

FAILTOWN

In recognition of the Pens heading to Detroit tonight,
this and the adjoined C-Blog is dedicated to the best fails you can find.

We can talk about the Pens game when it comes time for Gameday.
Hossa blah blah blah.








STUNNED


Jesus








79 comments:

jovi said...

i hope we beat the wings ... on the boards or into the boards; either one is fine w/ me.

down with "what's his name"

debrisslide said...

It could be really awesome or really ugly. Either way, intense.

jovi said...

not sure what's wrong with bing but he needs to suck it up for this game.
i think conklin will be in goal, so hopefully that will help out...
too bad though, i would love to see malkin crack more of osgood's ribs with his slap shot.

BlacknGold66 said...

How's this for a fail?...

Debrisslide and Jovi not reading/paying attention to the post.

FAIL

TheFandangler said...

C-blog...

...fail.

sh0ez said...

Damn, BnG beat me to it.

I have a Photoshop of it, though!

sh0ez said...

Other than that, Failblog is my Fail resource. Anything I find would be from there, as most of the videos in this post are.

stoney said...

some decent ones

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

The only fail you need.

Proof.

millvalemauler said...

the first 6 or 7 posts are classic.

hahaha

Hand of Godard said...

A few of my favorite fails:

faceplant
breathalizer
cop fail

Joshua said...

Cops always fail simply because they are cops.

This is a classic, but I have no ideas at this hour:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU

There's always this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e77oXjFkIs

It's not a fail unless someone gets hurt. Who cares if it's old?

Malkin did a good job in that interview. He's coming a long way. By the end of the season, he's going to be really good. It doesn't take long when you try.

Joshua said...

Whoa. Fail for not knowing html or whatever the hell this shit is.

Joshua said...

Then there's always this dude with the nunchaku:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIvWASpK9aQ

He didn't even get a chance to hurt himself with the nunchaku. What a dumbass.

dying alive said...

I just see a bunch of white boxes.

dying alive's office firewall = fail

Harry Lips said...

Just remember, this game to penguins is revenge for getting stomped in the finals and to try to prove to yourselves that you are a good team and maybe, just maybe you mght have a chance this year. To the Wings, this game is just another game agaist a team that couldn't match up. Keep building up your hopes, but at seasons end, you will be whining again.

dying alive said...

Wings trolls already?

For a bunch of people who think that their team is the greatest evar, they sure do seem insecure.

tanya said...

there is nothing more beautiful than finns screwing up and swearing...

and there is nothing uglier than hossa in red shirt... my eyes just commited a suicide

Matty said...

You know those little annoying little kids you see running around the store and you wonder, where the hell are their parents? Here's what happens to those kids who parents are too busy talking to Mrs. Johnson about her nails rather than watching their offspring.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-CT2F2l-T8

J.S. said...

being a Caps fan like Pat Sajak = full of fail.

caramia said...

That wedding Fail is a Fail in itself. That is so totally staged. If that was a real bride there would have been at least some screaming/anger. Plus the lame reactions of everyone else. I say they Failed at trying to make a Fail video.

Matty said...

Please someone look at this! I seriously lost all touch with reality for a good 10 minutes. The 'ol Staff would get a kick out of this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mlch97EQDA

Dixie Normess said...

always loved
break dancer kicking a kid

Dixie Normess said...

Also:

elephant pet fail

IceCold... said...
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Aron said...

i've got coffee pretty much running through my veins right now. Do It.

jefe p said...

i like for the wedding one, everyones yelling OH GOD! JESUS! well hes supposed to be there and did nothing.

Aron said...

that's cuz he knew it was a setup! Duh

dying alive said...

icecold, thanks for the suggestion. Unfortunately we seem to have pretty smart people in our IT department, because I have yet to find a proxy site that actually works. Win for the IT department, loss for me.

Nick said...

I got a good hockey failure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71FqkDMV1c

Lunatic Fringe said...

guy shoots it into his own goal

fail compilation 1

fail compilation 2

soccer fail

Wideman's penalty shot fail

and one more montage

wilsmith said...

wow too many links.

why don't we just link to the source?

failblog

WufPirate said...

The Rapist Search news reporter is one of my faves

fleuryous said...

Those videos made me laugh like a young Japanese schoolgirl.

Especially the Wheel of Fortune ones--REALLY? wow.

Sajak's face says it all.

And Cornelius...ouch. Poor Turco. haha

I'm so bored right now, I think I'm going to watch all of these videos on cblog.

Go Pens.

fleuryous said...

And the child rapist thing is a borderline terrible. haha

fleuryous said...

And I don't know if this one was posted, but I laughed aloud for a while...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCWpE_cqnuU


REALLY?!

ylinkyphrost1025 said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0PEIMGgKH4

Christine said...

In honor of detroit, 2 epic fails are the re-election of Kwame Kilpatrick and the fact that Detroit still can't sell out the wings' games, while the detroit lions had a 33 home game sellout streak. (the lions are 0-9).

be at the game tonight! go pens!

Steve said...

How about MAF falling on his face when he hit the ice for the S.C.F.

FAIL

Dr. Turkleton said...

"...It is for us, the living, rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they have, thus far, so nobly carried on. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us - that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion - that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
~Abraham Lincoln. November 19, 1863.

THANK YOU to America's Veterans for their patriotism, love of country, and willingness to serve and sacrifice for the common good.

[USA]

fleuryous said...

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/


I cannot stop this. haha.

akus said...

Nov11`Veterans-Day

Matty said...

One word: Nope
http://www.break.com/index/low_flying_helicopter_hits_car.html

PenguinsExperience.com said...

That breakup letter was awesome.

akus said...

Alright, here is a contribution for,

fail

BlacknGold66 said...

That's a little morbid don't ya think Akus?

Sinops said...

If anyone cares, everything is 20% off at NHL.com until 5 tonite.

Pooch said...

Fuck it, everyone else is thinking it I'll say it:

I hope Orpik snaps Hossa's legs like a twig.

Classless? Maybe.

dying alive said...

On the subject of fail, I just noticed that tonight's game is on Vs. rather than FSN. Ew.

Hand of Godard said...

Good find Sinops.

Now I can get that Hartford Whalers trucker hat for only $34.58

jefe p said...

i hate you versus!

PenguinsExperience.com said...

I was just at NHL.com.

What the hell is THIS?

akus said...

what the hell??

grey tonal puke

dying alive said...

OK, I can't get enough of failblog. Did anyone else hear the interview a while back on ESPN radio where Mike Logan talked to Kris Letang, and he had absolutely no idea what in the hell he was talking about? I think he actually asked him if he preferred offense or defense. Offense or defense! To a DEFENSEman! It was so hilariously awkward. I still laugh/cringe every time I think about it.

Stilly said...

Hooray for national coverage. Now I don't have to sit at the computer and listen to the radio broadcast. I can watch in stunning HD. Versus may suck, but I only get the Pens when they broadcast the game.

dying alive said...

Oh my god, that jersey has glitter details on it. If I see a woman wearing that at a game this season, I am personally punching her in the pierogie hole. The pink ones are bad enough, but at least they don't sparkle.

Eric P. said...

Kevin from wheel of fortune - what a douchebag

Bride fall = money

Melinda said...

where's today's post?

GO PENS, i hope we crush hossa's dreams tonight. I hope he chokes in the game tonight.

debrisslide said...

stilly--my college is pretty much the only place in Boston where you can't watch Versus. So I only get to watch when on TV when they're playing the Bruins and it's on NESN. Consider yourself lucky. ;)

Rage said...

@Dr Turk-you're welcome.

@Akus-thanks for the props from us guys

@pooch-I'm firmly in the classless group with you...i hope he gets "Erik Cole"d, and I hope Max hands him his fuckin head

IceCold... said...

dying alive, that sucks. luckily no one is that smart where i work.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

This game is being shown in Canada on the ridiculous new "network" TSN2.
Not only would I have to pay extra if I wanted this shitty channel, but I couldn't even get it if I wanted it since my cable company (one of the largest in the country) doesn't carry it.

I hope I can find a good stream.

akus said...

Here penguinsexperience this may help,

Feed


Hell, Pens + sex, can't go wrong.


Is it GAME TIME, YET????

Holy hell, let's go.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

Thanks for the link.

It's frustrating. I know I shouldn't be looking forward to this game more than any other, but I really am!

WHY IS IT NOT SEVEN O'CLOCK YET!?

akus said...

I had to laugh when i first read this.
My first thought was, WOW, that's cool, then reality kicked me in the head.

here


If I cant pay my rent/mortgage, how the hell can i afford a ticket to a Blues game.

Ohhhhhhhh...... right its hockey, the hell with things such as a roof over my head.

I wonder how much would be left over after paying the rent/mortgage, for a tix.


Hmmm, NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN.

Really??

jefe p said...

(for gameday post)

leaving work early to go to the bar to see the game. sitting outside so hopefully theyll let me have the sound up.

ill be sure to gnaw through an order of wings (or two) just to spite those redwing jerks.

go pens!

Allison said...

so I've been meaning to show these to c-blog for the past month and never got around to it, but they both fall under the category of fail...
this one is a picture from Steiner Sports, a store that sells signed memorabelia. Apparently this puck was signed my Mario LEMIUX and Jaromir Jagr
Mario LEMIUX

and this is a picture of my tv telling me that Kris LETAN had an assist

Kris LETAN

and I know the pics are blury, but i took them with my phone.

Allison said...

and upon further review, that should actually say MARIO LEMUIX

debrisslide said...

Anyone have a feed that isn't sopcast? I'm like running a blog now so I have to watch this game to be legit. And I can't use sopcast easily because I have a Mac.

Hossa on Crosby and Malkin:
"The things they do with the puck, I wouldn't say it's careless, but they just play and have fun with the other team like little kids. You don't see that in every team. That's what Pittsburgh has in those two top guys. They play like it's ball hockey, like when I used to play outside."

EPIC DICKHOLE.

Rachael said...

6:31 is about the get punched in the balls- MUST... BE... 7... UHH

Rachael said...

I feel like it's New Year's Eve and shit

wilsmith said...

People will be pissed when Hossa says that Crosby is one of the nicest people he met and Malkin makes the best pizza in the world.

Hating Hossa is getting old fast. Older than Free Candy or any of the 1000 forced TK nicknames, believe it or not.

This happens every year, get over it or stop being a fan of a sport where players change teams often.

Yeah, it sucks he's gone, but booing him or wishing harm is full-on retarded. He earned the right to go where he wanted to go. He should be applauded for what he did here in the spring.

Rachael said...

Aw, piss on that- I hope he falls through the ice

wilsmith said...

like in Mutant League hockey?

Brian said...

I freakin love mutant league hockey haha chainsaw hands down

Pooch said...

Did anyone else notice that the in-game music in arenas this year is the same as the music in NHL 09? If that's intentional, that's brilliant marketing.

snickerdoodles said...

I just read failblog, and I am still laughing my ass off!

Craig said...

"STUNNED IS OSGOOD, STUNNED IS BABCOCK!"

Susan Burghart said...

I can't stop laughing.

That is all.

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