Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Dildos Away!

Sweedish hockey fans know how to have a good time.

from www.thelocal.se:
SWEEDISH HOCKEY FANS DELAY MATCH 
WITH DILDO DOWNPOUR


"Supporters of the Stockholm-based AIK ice hockey team 
scored an unusual hat trick of heckling on Tuesday night featuring 
dildos, profane banners, and a giant inflatable penis. 

The taunts were directed at Jan Huokko, a stocky defenceman with the 
Leksand hockey club in Sweden’s second-tier professional hockey league, 
and a former player with AIK. 

Ahead of Tuesday’s match against Leksand, the website for AIK’s unofficial 
supporter group had instructed fans to bring dildos to the match to remind 
Huokko of the sex scandal which plagued him earlier in the year, 
according to the Expressen newspaper."

(thanks to Jonathan M. for the heads up)


UPDATE
justincredibleh is our hero.

The video is kinda long(haha)... 
Charlie's favorite part comes up at @4:45


"Hellooooooooo nurse!"



103 comments:

justincredibleh said...

so, that's like an alarm clock: woo woooooooo.

justincredibleh said...

video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApCucIylGKE

johnny said...

Any chance that Smiz-joke will be put out to pasture in the next 6 weeks?

pops said...

sooo, are you guys saying you want to do the same thing for hossa?

Vanessa said...

“We’d also heard mention of it, but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice,” said AIK club head Mats Hedenström to the newspaper.


SOLID. That would NEVER happen in the U.S.

Love it.

Allison said...

Oh my god.

I can't wait to get home and see that on youtube.

Imagine the possibilities if something like was done in the NHL.

Thousands of toy cars chucked on the ice when the Senators visit the Thrashers.

justincredibleh said...

@allison... that's awful, yet genious.

crmzak said...

Staff, just to clarify - which youtube are we supposed to be looking for? The one from the game or the one from Huokko's cell?

ANYhow, so much for posting the video of Fleury handing my kid a puck and photo of my other kid getting Talbot's broken stick from the game the other night. I don't want my kids mixed up with all your TRASHY posts, Pensblog! tsk tsk

(kidding with that last part, but not about the souvenirs. I wish there was a way to tell Fleury and the equipment mgrs, etc. that they made my kids' LIFE the other night)

Allison said...

"just to clarify - which youtube are we supposed to be looking for? The one from the game or the one from Huokko's cell?"

Hahahaha

tanya said...

the sex video was filmed with his cell phone... obviously he didn't came up with anything easier to steal..

GwinTheEskimo said...

I wonder if Smizick thinks this is more detrimental to the game than fighting.

GwinTheEskimo said...

dildo fight

J.S. said...

Is posting a pic of an huge inflatable dick "work safe"? LOL, too late now. I did skim the video and jumped right to Charlie's favorite part (that doesn't make me gay, does it?) Did I miss the part with the raining dildos or wasn't it filmed?

MIS hasn't emailed me yet, so I should be in the clear.

Ghwomb said...

Lars G. Karlsson, an official from Sweden’s ice hockey association, called the sex-toy storm “a non-issue”.

“It didn’t affect play at all. People barely noticed it,” he said.


Sometimes I just love that I'm swedish. I've never heard of the stolen phone video though. Perhaps I should see a swedish game from time to time, instead of just NHL.

Although there was quite a bit of a commotion when three players went out and had a threesome with a drunk and unconscious girl the night befora an important game a few years ago.

fleuryous said...

Staff...I can't tell you how overjoyed I am to see dildos this early in the morning.


Nothing says the USA like a dildo shower video in the morn.

Don't get me wrong...I love Kevin Stevens....but if people threw crack and dildos on the ice, I might lose myself.

Brando said...

ESPN saying that a Gaborik trade should be coming soon. Any chance King Ray swings a deal?

Hand of Godard said...

This could be the greatest thing I've ever read. I can't wait to see the video.
"Dildo downpour" is something I can't imagine an American paper putting in a headline.

Dan said...

so when sean avery scores a hat trick.........

tanya said...

@ who ever said that he is from sweden

is it even possible to succeed in that expressen's "hockeyspelet"?

Dan said...

one logo looks strangely familiar......

Dan said...

USS Hal Gill out Thursday actually it's "Hall Gil" that's out for the Pens, whoever that is.

demondg1 said...

*Stunned*

Allison said...

@ dan... Somewhere, darryl sydor is doing cartwheels

dying alive said...

Bad news about the USS. I did have to laugh at "Hall Gil" though.

christina said...

@allison

or, he's cackling manically while stabbing a USS Hal Gill voodoo doll and making sacrifices to heathen gods everywhere

jesus saves, satan scores said...

@brando

i hear montreal is very close to sealing the deal with gaborik. i highly doubt the pens go for him because of the cap. gaborik would be an awesome winger to have but financially it is not possible.

Carroll said...

@ allison: next thing we'll see is that Sydor can't play as he got injured doing off ice training (celebrating). Yet another undisclosed injury.

no cartwheels Sydor!

jefe p said...

i heard gretzky was at that game on the ice trying to catch the flying dildos with his mouth.

Dan said...

@ allison - somewhere sydor is having hip replacement surgery right now because of said cartwheels.

Allison said...

Hahaha- undisclosed injury due to off ice celebrations. I must agree, NO cartwheels for sydor.

debrisslide said...

Bad news about the USS indeed. Is "injured defensemen" the theme of this season or something?

Whoever got to hold the giant inflatable penis in that video was REALLY into it.

J.S. said...

LOL @ the "Pensblog Charlie Seal Of Approval"

I'm not fired (yet), but you might have saved a c-blogger or two with it.

Thanks guys.

Carroll said...

@dan - they fixed their mistake.

Dan said...
USS Hal Gill out Thursday actually it's "Hall Gil" that's out for the Pens, whoever that is.

10/22/2008 12:23 PM

OrpikSmash said...

“It didn’t affect play at all. People barely noticed it,” he said.

How can he say that when people are talking about that on the other side of the world???

bayonetwork said...

the chinese pronunciation for hockey is Bing qiu.

coincidence? i think not. Bing is a prophet.

brett said...

that.is.awesome.

the office is in stitches over this one.

Carroll said...

Player Media Appearances
Oct 22, 2008,

Brooks Orpik will be on 105.9 The X at 4 p.m. today with Mark Madden

Mark Eaton will be on ESPN Radio 1250 at 5:25 p.m.

Max Talbot will be on XM Radio’s In The Slot at 5:05 p.m.

71crush said...

"ANYhow, so much for posting the video of Fleury handing my kid a puck and photo of my other kid getting Talbot's broken stick from the game the other night"

Wow, how did you manage that?

J.S. said...

continuing orpiksmash's comment...

barely noticed? You had sex toys on the ice. You had a big inflatable dick that towered over the ice. Oh, I think they noticed. As O-S mentioned, there are people several thousand miles away talking about this. The tail end of puck daddy's chat today with two other well known bloggers talked about it. Deadspin covered it, and that's read by a lot of non-hockey types. The guy who sits across from me who hasn't watched hockey since the cup days is talking about it, and he doesn't even know the defenseman's name. Hell, I don't know his name either (not without referencing the article.) Not only are they talking about it, they will remember.

But at least it didn't effect your play, right?

tanya said...

he is saying that it was just a normal hockey match for him

tanya said...

hockey game*

J.S. said...

tanya, I was talking more about the "people barely noticed it" comment.

tanya said...

j.s.
learning to read is next on my things to do list. well, actually second, first i need to stop reading swedish websites... they destroy my brainfunction

snickerdoodles said...

So, a normal hockey match for this guy includes dildos and a giant inflatable weenus? That he claims no one noticed? Ummm, ok. Maybe he thinks the fans thought the dildos were a new style of puck, and the inflatable was really a teeny tiny balloon that some fan brought in. Or he is living out his Ottawa Senators fantasy.

fleuryous said...

Oh jeez, Big Gilly Stylez. I hope he's alright.

So, Sydor's in then?

SHOW HIM SOME LOVE, people. haha


Watch him be phenom and people will fall in love with him.

That's the way it goes sometimes.

And I'm pulling for Staal to break out tomorrow night. He's a great player, I know it.


In other news, The Animals' version of "House of the Rising Sun" is, by far, the best version to date.

Thank you.

crmzak said...

@71crush

Easy. You empty your bank account for seats behind the bench and bring your 8 and 9yo daughters who know more about hockey than most of the Bruins fans that were there. Well, almost. They've got a way to go in the stats department, I won't lie.

But, at one point, my girl was watching the play and yelling at the Pens by name and I caught Fleury and the equipment guys chuckling at her enthusiasm, as well as how the girls held their own amidst all the Broons fans.

During the drive home they said, "I can't believe they gave us these!" I told them they EARNED it. The poor things have followed the Pens on Center Ice for years, watching just about every game, and the closest they've gotten to the real thing up until Monday had been cheering on WilkesBarre in an arena full of PBruin fans.

KaylaJ said...

if that's something that he barely notices, i seriously need to start watching more swedish games to see what else they do!

its great to open pensblog and read something you think they made up and photoshopped and realize its totally real. hi-larious

71crush said...

@ crmzak
Thats awesome! Your girls did earn those! :)

KaylaJ said...

and don't worry about whitney reading to kids, i heard that kid has a bounty on his head from a 5th grader.

crmzak said...

I hope my last comment didn't sound like bragging. Didn't mean it that way at all.

Oh and I like to believe that putting youngsters in the row behind the bench kept the taunts at bay. I caught the guy behind us censoring his "You @#$@! suck, Hal! You better slow down, Gill!" rants once he saw the kiddies. Some dude told Fleury he better "tighten his laces" after Kessel's goal. MAF then squirted his water bottle at him. Everyone was cracking up.

Speaking of which, with all the hatred for Gill that was there, I wouldn't be surprised if his ailment was Boston-related, in a voodoo sorta way.

Annie said...

crmzak, that's the coolest story ever. I was watching the game again today and noticed some kids in Pens jerseys right behind the bench when they zoomed in close up. What an awesome experience for them!

KaylaJ said...

crmzak i don't see it as bragging, i think its cool story. glad the kids had a good time. and i love how MAF seems to like to play with the opposing fans. one of my favs on youtube is him doing a twirl because of the guy in philly's sign that tells him to do a ballerina spin.

The Big K said...

Hands down the gayest fans in sports.

fleuryous said...

kayla...may I see this video? haha.

TheFandangler said...

In other news:

Dildo sales spike in Sweden.

Then again...how many were used?

crmzak said...

cool, thanks. it was such a big deal to them. (and us, too!)

@annie - the FSN feed on our center ice was blacked out, so i only have the NESN version recorded, which of course doesn't show us at all. so, if anyone happens to know where to watch the FSN version, i'd be interested!!

oh and after Satan scored, my girl was bugging me to go find a piece of paper... in between periods, we found a bruins schedule and made a JESUS SAVES, but SATAN SCORES!!! sign. She held it up during breaks for most of the 3rd and OT. It got a laugh out of the guys, esp Orpik.

I kept thinking Bruins fans probably thought she was a jesus freak or something.

debrisslide said...

Hey staff, you should make Game Day post for San Jose vs. Philly. . .if the Flyers lose, they will set a franchise record for worst season start. DO IT.

KaylaJ said...

fleuryous- i hope this works:

spin like a ballerina flower!>

KaylaJ said...

i'd also check out the "fleury prank" vid on the side. that guy is obviously a goalie.

Joshua said...

@Fleuryous:

Search "Eric Burdon 1976" on youtube. There's a clip of him doing House of the Rising Sun, drunk off his ass, with some post-Animals band. It's from some festival in Germany. He's starting to get fat in it. It's a decent version.

fleuryous said...

That prank video was great.

MAF is great, let's be honest.


Another good thing about having a younger team is the humor factor--although, without Colby, it's not as funny.

Lovejoy and Biznasty, though...they're pee-worthy funny.

debrisslide said...

For amusing YouTubes of Penguins acting hilarious, Max is my favorite. Haha.

KaylaJ said...

my fav max vid has to be the "pause" one

debrisslide said...

Flyers just took a penalty less than 20 seconds into the game. Woooooo!

debrisslide said...

Aaaaand they score shorthanded. Dicks.

fleuryous said...

What "pause" one?

KaylaJ said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27671dvIkSI

sorry, can't link it right for some reason hope it works, but fleuryous you need to watch more youtube! :)

fleuryous said...

It's already 3-2 in the SJ-PHI game?


Is this football? haha.

snickerdoodles said...

fandangler writes:

Then again...how many were used?


EEEWWWWWW!!!! Quick! Get the Lysol!!!!!!

Annie said...

crmzak, I actually downloaded it from NHL Torrents dot com. I don't know how familiar you are with torrents, but that site is an absolute godsend. They have tons of stuff.

fleuryous said...

4-3 at the end of the third?


Actually ridiculous.

Nick Saia (usa) said...

annie-
that's my new favorite website, thanks!

Is anyone else getting really delayed text messages this year from 32623? Mine come like 3 hours late now, I used to get updates within like 5 min.

KaylaJ said...

nick yes, mine come at least an hour + after the game which is kinda weird. wonder when the update will come from their west coast game next week?

and avery may have celebrated too much against ny cause he and stars are losing 3-0 to his ol' pal brodeur. and taking some dumb penalty now, but what else do you expect from morrow in times like this

Rage said...

From Kyle Illegal Curve: "Though I don”t support the Swedish fans being dicks (I do applaud the balls its took to pull this stunt off), I think its an appropriate response to Jan Huokko and his cocky attitude. Hopefully nothing like this makes it over to North America, I can’t imagine what an NHL owner like Charles Wang would think."

johnnylaw said...

The dildo shower is just hillarious. We should do the same when Avery comes to the Igloo, or maybe Ovechkin then Geno can beat the shit out of him with it.

My friends and I were wondering what crawled up Over8ted ass concerning Malkin and we came to the conclusion that Geno was giving Alex's mom the ol' in-out while simultaneously shitting in Alex's cereal while Alex's girlfriend took pictures.

On another note, anyone think they used a Swedish made penis enlarger pump to blow up that giant schlong?
Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Bryan said...

The real question is, do Pens' fans have the guts to throw Summer's Eve boxes onto the ice when Hossa visits the Mellon?

Discuss.

Sorry, didn't read through all of the other posts. It looked like Hossa was only mentioned once that I saw.

debrisslide said...

Philadelphia still winless for their worst season start in franchise history. WOOOOOO!

Flyer Hater said...

Another day, another Flyers loss. God, this is glorious.

Flyer Hater said...

Another day, another Flyers loss. God, this is glorious.

Kimberlass said...

No Flyers wins this season.

My season prediction on it's way to becoming true.

debrisslide said...

ENTIRE
SEASON
SHUT
OUT

Kimberlass said...

WOOO!

I Have Kasparaitis said...

Flyers lose in SO versus the Sharks ... even TB who has basically no blue-line has won a game ...

Such a beautiful thing to hear ...

Flyer Hater, you that excited about the Flyers losing that you posted twice?

Flyer Hater said...

Gold Jerry, gold

debrisslide said...

FH, I love how that one guy's sig is a quote from LGP. LGP warring with a Flyers board = total circle jerk.

Flyer Hater said...

debriss, it's kind of like star wars and star trek fans feuding.

fleuryous said...

Man, oh man...poor Flyers.


And NJ SHUT DOWN Dallas...sorry Avery, go buy another purse.


@ johnnylaw...
"Geno was giving Alex's mom the ol' in-out"
= Clockwork Orange reference. SOLID.

I still can't believe Flyers are winless. I know it's "early in the season," but DAYUM.

So far tonight, all of the teams that I wanted to lose, did.

Come on, Blues...overcome. haha.

fleuryous said...

WOO, St. Louis just scored!

Flyer Hater said...

There are about 15 Fire Stevens threads on flyersphans.com

TheFandangler said...

Bobby Clark was on TSN recently saying there's no way you fire Stevens....

We'll see.

Dick.

Flyer Hater said...

Peewee goalies would look more competent in the shootout than Marty Biron. He's god awful in shootouts. He's the Crosby of goalies.

I Have Kasparaitis said...

Didn't they sacrifice Santa to Stevens last year after his amazing performance to bring them to the ECF?

I wonder if Stevens has the balls to call his team "soff." I'm doubting it considering he never threw all his players' sticks on the ice after the time keepers screwed up the time or punched another coach. Hockey News Coach of the Year is getting beaten like a rented mule by his team's fanbase ... HA!

So all the accountibility is on the coach, not the players? Something seems wrong there especially since they are overpaying quite a few players ...

fleuryous said...

Eh, St. Louis only lost by one.


Good job, I'd say.

johnnylaw said...

While I'm on the Clockwork Orange thing, here's to hoping Goddard displays a little of the ol' ultra-violence on Ovechkin's gulliver if he pulls that shit with Geno.

fleuryous said...

This devotchka agrees with you.


Wait...are you Shoe's friend, John? haha.

I'll feel dumb.

ceby22 said...

I don't like stevens.

I am a pens fan however, so maybe I am biased.

debrisslide said...

Let's hope for a real horrorshow fight with Ovechkin next caps game. . .I wanna see the krovvy flow.

KaylaJ said...

they can't fire stevens!!! we need him around to manage dethklok!

KaylaJ said...

speaking of philly, the wrong team won the baseball game.

justincredibleh said...

someone needs to photoshop the pic on the main story of the flyers site.

justincredibleh said...

and by that i mean photoshop these two pics:

http://tinyurl.com/6q7ret

http://tinyurl.com/5eqkok

KaylaJ said...

ps: flyers boards when they are losing is quality entertainment. "does richards look like he's gonna cry in his post game interview?" HA!

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