Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Those Tricky Penguin Haters

In a perfect world, this kids house will burn down:


46 comments:

Jesse Marshall said...

The funniest part about this video is that it takes the logo exactly 1:06 of solid torch time to start burning. Way to totally blow it, kid. At least in the Hossa shirt-burning vid's, the things blazed right up. Throw some gas on there next time or something, retard.

kstewy16 said...

Well at least i know i am safe from fire while i am wearing one of my jerseys...

Nick Saia (usa) said...

that was sooooo boring

TheFandangler said...

What's the point?...

christina said...

0:31 of the video....

"I can't believe I'm doing this, man. I'm like a huge Penguin fan."

yeah kid, you're cool now.

team atwood said...

that kid is a horrible pyro. I was burnin shit better than that when i was 5.

cdubbs29 said...

the penguins are putting the game on their website live streaming.

kstewy16 said...

NOOO CDUBBS!
Are you kidding me! i have to work until 9 because i didn't think i'd be able to watch it anyway. Damn, work sucks.

Zyphoid said...

These assholes need to stop playing halo and chatting on aim.

cdubbs29 said...

yea its on their website but idk if ill be able to watch it because i am at college and it says only in the pittsburgh area

Eric P. said...

cdubbs,

if that doesn't work check out

http://www.myp2pforum.eu/nhl-icehockey/27815-ice-hockey-today-9-24-streaming.html

Chris said...

lol. A look into the life of a typical racist 12yr old halo player.

ncisabella said...

were those kids spanish

joosh1500 said...

thats a fine looking patch too

BlacknGold66 said...

There's a really REALLY tasteless joke to be made after "In a perfect world, this kids house would burn down." But I'm just not "bastard" enough to make it.


NHR (Not-Hockey-Related):

Turk lost in Fantasy Football this past weekend to my girlfriend so disregard his comments about my dirty undies.

\(^-^)/ YATAI!

IDoIt40Fans said...

For a while I was thinking that the logo was made out of nomex. That kid's commentary is glorious.

Bacon077 said...

i wish i had that patch pre-burn... it was really cool!

IDoIt40Fans said...

I want it post-burn, i'd tell people i got caught in a fire on the way to the game but escaped largely unscathed.

The Goon Blogger said...

That video basically taught me that children can't do anything when all you have to do is apply fire to object.

That kid is about as intelligent as the Steelers offensive line.

J.S. said...

Here's another one where the little douchebag burns a copy of THN with Sid on the cover.

He can't even burn a fucking magazine right. Took him almost 30 seconds.

Stephen said...

I think its even more pathetic pensblog gave them the spot on their website.

But... even more pathetic than that is that awful logo... Nice beak. Who the fuck created that?

Pens suck

IDoIt40Fans said...

Chris Tamer did.

Michael said...

love the halo music in the background; I'm ashamed for even knowing that

Stoosh said...

I'm a post late on this, but the Rangers' season preview was awesome.

You could make Tom Renney the coach of the whatever roster they unveil this year as the all-time Habs team, and he'd still have Maurice Richard and Guy Lafleur playing defense-first hockey.

And I love what they've done with the team this year. Nikolai Zherdev is apparently back to being his old egomaniacal, underachieving self. No Jagr. No Straka. They're no bigger or more physical on the blueline...in fact, they traded probably their most physical defenseman when they let Fedor Tyutin go. And they fixed that problem by adding Wade Redden, who was so soft in the playoffs last year, even Clay Aiken was calling him a pussy.

Oh, but they still have Lundqvist and he's awesome, so I'm sure every season preview from here to Salmon Arm, BC will have them picked to finish fourth in the East.

spoon said...

I thought it was classy that he has Chairy from PeeWee's playhouse sitting in the back.

brendan said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
debrisslide said...

According to TSN, Gonchar has a dislocated shoulder and will be out indefinitely. WTF Koci?

Max Power said...

That video was the result of a preteen huffing glue.
Aw, stephen actually thinks that someone cares about his opinion. how cute.

Annie said...

And what's with Sid being out with a groin injury too? WTF???

Dubs said...

Here is a feed of TSN. He has the pregame on now, so I'm assuming he'll be showing the game as well.

http://www.justin.tv/xs_sports

debrisslide said...

@annie - the actual language they used when they announced it was that he was sitting out for the game as a precaution due to a sore groin. . .I believe they said he has been practicing normally. So I wasn't too worried about that.

Brett said...

Stupid kids..

anyway, if anyone happens to be going to the RANGERS/DEVILS game on SATURDAY at the Garden, let me know, I'd love to talk Pens during an intermission.

christina said...

@debrisslide

pens.com confirms. dislocated shoulder for Gonch, out of the lineup indefinitely.

debrisslide said...

Yeah, the first thing I did after I heard it on TSN was refresh the official website. . .nerd much?

Max Power said...

Thanks for the link dubs. It has live chat while the game is on. It should be fun to chat with the leafs fans during their humiliation.

Max Power said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
debrisslide said...

Yeah, cblog needs to take over this livechat. . .I'm "awunderkind" if anyone is going to join.

Max Power said...

I'm logged in as maxdepravity

Annie said...

I'm asea85.

rcp5029 said...

WWPCD on TSN FTWWW

AceWilde said...

i'm going to play halo now just so i can try and track this kid down...

SmashingPatty12 said...

anybody else notice the Halo music in the background? Proving these kids are total d-bags.

poneil2005 said...

At least he'll die from the lung cancer he gets from inhaling those fumes, so I'm sure it was worth it.

Rhonda said...

the birth of a pyro.. guess he's got his future all mapped out... and did anyone else find his voice irritating? By the sound of it he's not hit puberty yet.....

codycoyote108 said...

He has as Crosby picture burning video on his page as well. Just for fun, everyone go to his youtube page and flag all his videos as inappropriate :) Oh and check out his gay tributes to Ovechkin.

baybgrl082684 said...

The way I see this video is like so
A.) The kid sounds like he didn't hit puberty yet. I hope he wets the bed for playing with fire.
B.) The kid fanned the flames. The pens are hot, and will be all the way to the playoffs.
C.) It just shows how resilient the pens are. They're not going down without a fight (or 2).

Stupid douchetart. Go hit puberty.

Disclaimer

We are in no way affiliated with the Pittsburgh Penguins of the National Hockey League.

In accordance with the Fair Use Copyright Law, The Pensblog uses logos and registered trademarks of the National Hockey League to convey our criticism and inform the public.

Photos on The Pensblog are used without permission but do not interfere with said owner's profit.

If you own a specific image on this site and want it removed, please e-mail us (thepensblog@gmail.com) and we will be happy to oblige.

wooo