Friday, August 22, 2008
[Phantom of the RBC Center. PENS LOSE.]
4 - 2
Can we blame the refs?
Yeah.
Can we blame Kris Beech?
Yeah.
Can we blame Michel Ouellet?
Unfortunately, no.
The Penguins are 6 points ahead of the 8th playoff spot.
It could be worse.
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GL laid out Rod the Bod on the first shift of the game.
Body By Jake flew in to make out with him, but no dice.
He was gone for the game.
It was all Canes, all the time off the bat.
They were buzzing all around the Pens zone, which eventually forced Jordan Staal to head to the box.
Man, Jordan Staal has been taking a lot of penalties.
About half a second later, it was 1-0 Canes.
Ugh
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Brooks Orpik broke Erik Cole's life a couple years ago.
In the building where he has been relentlessly booed, he scores his first goal since that 4-3 overtime thriller he won as a sperm for the right to enter the egg. 1-0.
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The Pens head back into the Canes zone after the Staal stop.
Malkin jobs one to the net. Goal.
2-1.
Right after that, the Canes came down and hit the post.
Myocardial infarction.
And then Jeff Taffe tries to cut across the slot, but Joey Mormina (who?) decides to give him a flying elbow drop to the chops.
Taffe gets his nose broken on the play, which makes you think of only one thing.
Fabio getting hit by that bird.
SLAM
A broken nose shouldn't hurt Taffe's ice time, since he never smells the net anyway.
SLAM
A garbage call on Rob Scuderi came next.
Scuderi probably blocked a shot from the penalty box.
The Hurricanes came with it on that ensuing power play, but they couldn't finish.
Just like Acid Queen when she says she's gonna go on a diet.
That cake is done
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Fortunately for the Pens, that Sabu penalty was killed faster than Natalee Holloway.
First rule of Life Club:
Don't do drugs and drink in a foreign country with dudes you don't know.
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t wasn't looking good when Talbot was called for some phantom interference call.
You knew what was coming. 3-2.
Bad news bears.
Malkin's line starts getting Lecavalier minutes.
They don't score, which didn't bode well.
The Pens had to start pressing in the offensive zone to get some business going, and the Canes capitalized by flying down the other end.
Master Bayda puts one home off the post. 4-2.
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51 comments:
first?
the acid queen wars. glorious.
the infamous Holloway joke. Ive been waiting for this one. hey - the truth hurts!
There's no backlash for pointing out a stupid media obsession.
uh oh it's the holloway post....... still classier than michael jackson at a children's hospital
I remember tons of people flipping out over the Holloway comment ...
Acid Queen's still in the blog roll ... I bet she's still angry about that *laughs*
I have no prob with the Holloway "joke." Those who WERE offended watched WAAAAAAY too much CNN, and didn't know what really happened. It's like the whole thing of not leaving a drink unattended in a bar, you kind of have to expect something bad is going to happen.
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That is the greatest apology ever.
do it for the grand kids!
Sh0ez: Nice find on Caputi ...
that was the 1st game I really saw how absolutely nuts TK truly is
not cool dan
at least the link wasn't about shit
Long time reader, first time c-blogger.
Awesome guest post on Going Five Hole this morning. The picture of Gretzky covered in Nintendo parts had me cracking up.
As far as Holloway goes, people need to lighten up and stop taking themselves so seriously.
Caputi article again.
Thanks, IHK. Thought it was a good find.
if that was a batman begins reference, welcome to the gang. have a drink of the kool aid.
People who were offended by the Holloway picture shouldn't be allowed back on the internet.
It wasn't meant to be, but really... why so serious?
eldersex = gross
The HIV is up 19% in people 65 and over.
STD's are up 300% in the same age group. Elderclap, eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww.
if you've never seen this, you have to watch it.
And that is why you don't let Mikey Phelps do your sportscast.
P.S. Natalie Holloway was a national treasure... somehow.
What's with the Phelps hate lately, people?
This is pretty odd ... somehow I can imagine Pierre McGuire saying this and not covering it up ...
that was painful to watch dan. i love how his ears flamed red every time he would screw something up not his face. he must have had a ton of makeup on.
i cried from laughing at that. boom goes the dynamite! and to think he got a real job in waco............
Just finished my entry in the Curtis Sanford Mask contest.
http://www.demondg1.com/Files/Mask_Sanford_DG1.png
I simply will not be outdone on that Sanford mask contest... Unfortunately, it cannot be contained in their stupid template.
Meh...Holloway had it coming for behaving like an idiot.
There are more terrible things that happen everyday but for some reason the media loves white blonde whores. Shocking.
I forgot to save my mask and send it in. Hopefully the contest isn't finished. I still have the right side though.
right side
@dan, "the canary in the mineshaft" - what an interesting phrase to use in an article about geriatric sexuality.
Dakingjoe, Jonny Roy, or whatever he chooses to call himself is the best Canadian rapper since Snow.
A-licky-boom-boom-down!!
OK, I take that back. He's terrible. I couldn't make it through :30 of the first song on his myspace page (Perfect Vacation) before closing his page.
like hollowhead, i also leave my drinks unattended. and ill casually yell out, "hey ill be right back, please watch my drink as i will not be here to keep an eye on it. if any ladies happen to walk over and drop a roofie in there and murder me, ill never know!"
it has yet to happen :/
anyway, phelps looks like a distorted jim from The office.
Anyone buying a 6 game mini-plan? We just got the letter in the mail today.
much better than Johnny Roy and Snow combined
"Boom goes the dynamite"
Holy crap, dan and brndlynn, I can't agree more. Hilarious and painful almost to death. I think my ears need tourniquets to stop the bleeding.
Oh, and that Orrpik pic is classic.
dammit, now i'll have that damn jannepesonen song stuck in my head again
you? I've listened to it at least 5x this afternoon.
LOL @ the pile of NA's at 1:58-2:02
I'm holding out hope that Janne Pesonen will be a great NHL player. I hope he has that scoring touch we are always looking for. It would be nice to have a scorer that isn't afraid of contact and is a spark plug...That's my impression of him so far.
If he works out Ray Shero may be up for sainthood
@js: watch the flying weenies at 3:00 or so
Peso will change your life. Search for his games online. You'll touch yourself over it.
Found this at the nanananananananana link
Phinnish Phat Beatz:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4osfbh7Q_g&NR=1
Goddamn, I wish youtube wasn't blocked at work. This day is lasting so long and now I'm jonesin for that Pesonen song.
Finnish rappers and hockey....lol
Drop that finnish knowledge on dakingjoe...lolol
Max:
Links please!
...and I don't mean sausage.
new post
Hey is anyone heading out to the Pens Games out in Stl on Nov. 1st? Trying to get Pens fans out in the area to tailgate. I'm flying out to see some friends and hell why not see the Pens fuck up the Blues. Tickets are still on sale and real dirt ass cheap.
I love 8==D !!!!
We know you love Dick... Dick!
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