Monday, August 25, 2008

The Wayne Gretzky Sucks Photoshop Expo

Thanks again to everyone who took part in this.
The names of the people who made the photoshops are under the pictures.


All we are doing is hosting them.
If we missed any, we are sorry.

Enjoy.

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143 comments:

eileenover said...

This. Is. Amazing.

I love the Janet Jackson ps.

threshhold9k said...

Epic.

Feebs said...

The best one is the douchebag one with the little stanley cup in the background.

Classic.

PittHockey said...

Best. Post. Of the offseason.

Flyer Hater said...

Still mailing it in...

Rico Fatty said...

Unabomber , Dr. Evil + Hitler, Coffeytalk's dick in a box, and nate b's to catch a pred win in my book

PittHockey said...

Dan, 10 minute game misconduct, defacing the Hanson brothers.

KaylaJ said...

is it just me or does gretz kinda look like sean penn in some of these?

mattb171 said...

The glory hole picture was terrible, but just as hilarious

J.S. said...

lol, blurring the number to the Kings' front office apparently doesn't work if you shrink the pic down.

thanks guys

(now that I think of it, why did I blur that number? meh, whatever. too late now)

jefe mays said...

JEFE MAYS HERE FOR GRETZKY SUCKS EXPO!

you dont need a hard drive full of photoshops!

the gretzky sucks expo will satisfy all your needs!

gretzky the unabomber. check.
wayne hitler. check.
osama bin gretzky. check.
gretzky totally gaying out. check.

you get it ALL RIGHT HERE at thePensblog!

c-bloggers: "BUT HOW MUCH?"

im glad you asked! for this special introductory rate, you get all these photoshops of that dumb fuck for the low low cost of knowing how to use your computer!

BUT IM NOT DONE YET!

ACT NOW and tPb will mail in the next post for FREE.

IM NOT SHITTING YOU!

CALL 1-866-MARIO-01 or stop by thePensblog TODAY!

fuck off wayne gretzky.

TheFandangler said...

Awesome.

Lloyd said...

i could have done wtihout the gloryhole pic this early in the morning...

J.S. said...

one more that I thought I sent in

Wayne practicing his back hand

demondg1 said...

No way that glory hole one stays up for long.

shawnawwwesome said...

All we are doing is hosting them. -Staff

I also find this whole thing in poor taste.

wilsmith said...

some of those are embarrassing.

well, one of them at least.

Dan said...

jefe, is that a glory hole?

Dan said...

p.s. i did not do any photoshops for this, and i would never deface the hansons like that

J-Farm said...

Nate B's to catch a predator picture is by far the greatest photoshop in photoshop history

dying alive said...

Before BNG says it, yes, the one is extremely NSFW. And oh my gawd, it's a man and not a woman!

P.O. said...

seeing gretzky with a black cock in his mouth just isnt what it used to be...


agree with Dan RE: Hanson Bros... for shame... why dont you just do a photo shop of the statue of liberty with wayne's face? how about the lincoln memorial?? joke

Pensblog Staff said...

the glory hole is staying... it has to.

-dr

MadScientist said...

Thank God my teaching supervisor just left the computer lab. I don't want her to know I'm a complete simple ass looking at Wayne eating some man meat.

This reminds me why I've always thought Wayne Gretzky was a douchebag. What an epic way to start the day.

Dan said...

actually that glory hole picture is tame compared to a few ideas i had.......

J.S. said...

there was a lot of stuff that I decided against, only because I know there's more than a few c-bloggers who view from work. Plus, in the words of Jim Carr, I was "trying to keep it within the boundaries of good taste". Then again, I'm still not sure that whacking baby seals and backhanding a lady fits that bill.

I'm not making any sense, I'll go back to work.

Pooch said...

While we're on the subject of photoshops...

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned this on Pensblog before, but I just watched 3:10 to Yuma last night.

Did anyone else notice a striking resemblance between Charlie Prince and this guy? Just saying--that could be an interesting photoshop expo. Maybe Malkin as Russell Crowe? Any takers?

DrunkArmyFan said...

Clubbing baby seals and Elian Gonzalez get my vote

Maria said...

Wow, so many of these are so great. The one with Mario made me laugh out loud. I also like Wayne as Benny's hoe and all the Hot Chicks With Douchebags photoshops. And the Charlie/Wayne diving team. That, my friends, is gold medal material.

justincredibleh said...

hahaha the elian gonzalez one is amazing.

Max Power said...

Agreed. It should stay even though the glory hole ruined my donut.

akus said...

"Wayne Gretzky was once seen standing between his furious wife Janet and the Stanley Cup in the corridor of the Edmonton Hilton, clad only in a towel and repeatedly denying that the Cup was destroying their marriage.



Speaking of douchebags with the Stanley Cup..

here


Have to agree on the gloryhole staying up.


I find the Lennon/Ono ps more disturbing than the gloryhole one!!.......Gretzky looks like the Wicked Witch from Oz on that.
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Max Power said...

Yet further proof of how properly f'd our times are becoming

dying alive said...

Lots of them are worthy of a mention, but I'm sticking with the Unabomber and Hitler as my favorites. I probably laughed the hardest at dick in a box.

Dan said...

what are the odds of anyone having Pitt football season tickets? not sure how the parking permit works through them, it's kind of vague on the website.

Dan said...

puck daddy, jobbing the penguins again

TheFandangler said...

That's trash.

All that butt-plug does is make assumptions about the locker room and try to justify an already shitty point of view.

FAIL.

BlacknGold66 said...

Wow... those were all awesome.

Some of my fav's (for talent in photoshop or comedic value)...


-Unabomber (can't go wrong with a JSchiff joint)

-Baby Seal

-Gay Mari-Gras (both funny, and creepy)

-Hitler (wow)

-Nate B's "To Catch A Predator"

-Jared's Douchebag one

-All of Shawnawwwesome's

-Chesty McBoobs' "Dick in a Box"

-Matt N's Newspaper and Freaky Band (fucking kills me)

-Dan's Jimmi Hendrix

There are tons of other good ones as well. I'm just lazy.

Also, I should've made it more clear so I suck for that... but in the one I made with Wayne getting kicked off of a sky-scraper... that's Mario kicking him.

@DA: There's more than just one that's NSFW. But solid job on bringing it up before I did.

Pensgirl said...

As great (natch) as so many of these are, I just love the one where he's shaking hands with Mario. It's so simple...the thought bubble is a nice touch but the picture can actually stand alone, what with Li'l Wayne needing booster skates to stand eye-to-eye with Mario.

shawnawwwesome said...

Coren's "Take the money and run" shops spoke to me, but Jason's Sheriff Wayne Gay looks too much like a vampire and it scares me.

I did a photoshop on that pic of Britney Spears climbing into Paris Hilton's car, showing her hoohoo (Wayne was the hoohoo), but thought it was too racey for this esteemed forum.

Yeah. I misjudged.

jefe mays said...

@max -sorry about your donut. and to donuts everywhere.

i thought pixelating the glory hole part would avoid any controversy. charlie approved.

Max Power said...

Its ok. There will be other donuts.

Dan said...

i don't get the hendrix one. it could be a complement because hendrix was the best ever. or an insult, because he choked on his own vomit. it could go either way really.

Max Power said...

I wouldn't consider that an insult. Asphyxiation via your own vomit has become an honorable way of passing. Second only to the less traveled and far more hardcore road of asphyxiation via 2nd party vomit. Hendrix, Belushi, those guys did it right.

dying alive said...

I care almost as deeply what journalists think about the Pens' playoff chances this year as I do about what the retardo fans of other teams think. Half of them have the Pens as playoff-missing basement dwellers, the other half have them listed as high as #3 in the power rankings.

Throw it against the wall and see what sticks. Viva la sports journalism.

DrunkArmyFan said...

Asphyxiation via vomit is preferable to Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

Max Power said...

Hutchence was awsome. A true man of men when it came to hedonism.

DrunkArmyFan said...

I meant no disrespect; it's just such an embarrassing way to die.

Dan said...

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation - that's how i wanna go, for the story

J.S. said...

this has to be the only place on teh Gore where you will find people talking about dying via 2nd hand vomit, lol.

Max Power said...

Its not that embarassing of a way to go. There's way more embarassing ways to die. Last year there was a man in Kentucky that bit it when he was kicked in the head by the horse he was trying to sodomize. You try explaining that one to St. Pete.

Max Power said...

j.s. is your avatar a picture of the oxiclean guy?

Dan said...

there was a dude that died from internal bleeding cause he got effed by a horse. kenneth pinyan was his name, i believe. i'm told there is video. i do not want to watch a guy take a horse dick in the ass.

Korn said...

Clubbing baby seals is always funny. As is the dick in a box.

DrunkArmyFan said...

I never really thought of it like that. Maybe auto-erotic asphyxiation isn't that bad.

DrunkArmyFan said...

I can't believe I just said that

Max Power said...

Now there's the truth of it

BlacknGold66 said...

Pens Patrol is now accepting applications.

Flyer Hater... I'm looking at you.

Dan said...

charlie would be inter........

oh you said PENS. there's no I in PENS.

Lisa said...

My favorite is definitely the dick in a box one

dying alive said...

Why do people only want me to go out for drinks when I look like absolute shit? If there's one thing I can count on in life, it's that if I've gotten out of bed late and I look like a complete hag, someone will text at 3:30 PM and ask if I want to go out after work.

I suspect some kind of conspiracy among my friends.

Victor Raison said...

Say what you want about Phelps and Bolt and Chinese lip-synching, but that picture of the referee getting kicked in the face by a digruntled Cuban tae-kwon-do'er is the single greatest thing to come out of the Olympics in the history of the Olympics...and kicking.

chris e said...

chris e = stunned his photoshop didnt make it....

coffeytalk said...

bng-

aw, you haven't called me Chesty McBoob since the playoffs...

Must mean hockey season is getting closer and closer...

coffeytalk said...

Thanks for all the kind words regarding Dick In a Box.

I was racking my brain for fun ideas by doing a Google image search with words suck as 'dick' 'asshat' 'joke' 'charlie'...

Not a good image search to do with the Google safety off while at work. Woops.

shawnawwwesome said...

Fired.

So when do they announce the winners and prizes for this expo? I'm hoping for an autographed Mario Lemieux shovel.

Maria said...

Not sure if this has been mentioned yet, but Pittsburgh was ranked the tenth worst city to be a sports fan. The jokes who came up with this list only took last season for the Pirates, Pens, and Steelers into account. And for some reason median household income is a factor. I don't get it.

Dan said...

oh ya i meant to link that story about us being ranked 10th. then i fell asleep at my desk.

J.S. said...

now if you want to talk about embarrassing ways to die, this has to be on the list. Fast Forward to 1:52, and for those at work, you may want to keep the volume down somewhat.

Max, yes, that is Billy Mays in my pic. this was gonna be my pic, but you really can't read the words unless you click on it.

Victor Raison said...

maria - The Pirates could make any city the worst to be a sports fan. They're like making Usain Bolt run with a parachute on. Also, I think with the median household income they're trying to compare how comparitively expensive it is to be a fan in each respective city.

Flyer Hater said...

Chris E is one dimensional.

Maria said...

@ victor, yeah I realized the suckyness of the Pirates effected Pittsburgh's ranking after I posted that link. And now that you say that about comparing income and ticket prices, it makes sense. But it's still irritating that it's all statistical. The Penguins didn't win the Cup, but it was still a great season and they went farther than anyone expected them to.

Victor Raison said...

Meh, it's Forbes. All they are worried about is statistics. I think the fault here is that they are trying to make a qualitative conclusion from quantitative data. Oh well, at least we aren't Miami, haha.

KaylaJ said...

chris e-yeah, mine didn't make it either, but its probably best. not a glory hole, but serial killer themed and really just bad gimping on my part.

i'll def never see dick in a box the same way, that's for sure...or gary coleman and the early oilers

Raybin said...

I'm going to offer a somewhat different opinion and say that these photoshops are merely "great" and not "the greatest."

Raybin = REBEL

I have 4 tickets to a Pirate game tomorrow. Is anyone looking to for a fancy flammable thing to light on fire to light their cigars? Cuz I can give them to you.

dlonlo said...

in 125 it will be time to turn the page>

dlonlo said...

in 123 comments it will be time to turn the page

gypsa said...

Am I missing something here? Why does the post say 38 days? Shouldn't it be 40 days?

eileenover said...

Thanks for killing c-blog dlonlo.

dlonlo said...

we r close to turning the page!!!

coffeytalk said...

you are close to being obnoxious, dlonlo.

dlonlo said...

PLEASE COMMENT AND RATE THIS VIDEO

dlonlo said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UvSQxKxE7A please comment and rate this one!!!

dlonlo said...

Sorry guys

coffeytalk said...

and goodbye to c-blog.

thanks a lot, dick.

dlonlo said...

I WAS HERE!!!!!!

J.S. said...

i'll take comment #87

dlonlo said...

i'll take comment # 88

dlonlo said...

and #89

dlonlo said...

i will also take #90

dlonlo said...

91

dlonlo said...

92

dlonlo said...

93,94,95

dlonlo said...

i think i officially killed C-Blog

BlacknGold66 said...

You sure did cocksucker

Stoosh said...

Gypsa -

Yep.

eileenover said...

That's what happens when you're obnoxious.

Stoosh said...
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Stoosh said...

Hey dlonlo, is Tanner Scheppers any closer to that deal with the Pirates?

Joke.

dlonlo said...

COMMENT 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HALF WAY TO THE PAGE TURN!!!!!

shawnawwwesome said...

You're killing independent c-blog!

coffeytalk said...

is dlonlo wayne gretzky?

Dan said...

dlonlo is why cblog will have to register, just like deadspin, and get approved

raybin - if my butane cigar lighter was out of fluid, i'd take you up on your offer

KaylaJ said...

and since dlonlo or whatev killed cblog, i'll just keep my flys motivation poster til another time.

gypsa said...

@stoosh-Thanks. I thought I just had a really bad Monday and couldn't do basic math anymore.

akus said...

Offseason reading.


TopTen
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And the best comment of the day,
You sure did cocksucker.

dlonlo said...

Just wondering how onften should u change guitar strings??

dlonlo said...

you gotta love this

dlonlo said...

Gotta love this too

Dan said...

i play, this is the best advice i can give you.

this sums it up well

now fuck off.

dlonlo said...

Gotta love this even more!!

Dan said...

dlonlo - have you ever thought about giving yourself a blumpkin?

Dan said...

so cbloggers, anyone interested in some fantasy hockey when that roles around? the first year of the CHL perhaps?

KaylaJ said...

i'm wondering dlonlo ever thinks

Raybin said...

I will be there for fantasy hockey first, last and always

Could someone please send dlonlo a broken bottle to sit on?

KaylaJ said...

i guess that should be IF he ever thinks of anything

Flyer Hater said...

Give me a Flyer or Ranger troll over dlonhomo any day of the week.

J.S. said...

I'm not even sure what to say

jefe mays said...

dlonlo played the role of 'dick' in the glory hole photochop. the truth is out.

eileenover said...

flyer hater, I'm thinking he might actually be one of their trolls.

shawnawwwesome said...

Mickey Dee's sure going dark with their new marketing campaign.

Does that make Morgan Spurlock Batman?

akus said...

I been wiki`ing and was reading about blogs.

For the hell of it i did a search on Pensblog.....which led me to John Fedko.

Here is the some of the entry for that...

Fedko was voted "Pittsburgh's favorite sportscaster" by Pittsburgh magazine.[2] He is especially popular during high school football season.[3] In 1995, he was the second-most recognizable personality in Pittsburgh, two percentage points behind Pensblog Charlie.
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J.S. said...

LOL, the Fedko wiki entry.

I'm not gonna say whether I was involved or not, but I will say there's been more corrections than actual entries. Artie Lange, Pensblog Charlie, and Gary Roberts all held that position (being ahead of Fedko) at one time or another.

KaylaJ said...

would the vote really be that close?

Dan said...

that's two for fantasy hockey. we still have time though.

fedko also lags behind the zodiac killer.

Dan said...

giant douche or turd sandwich is coming on!!!!!!!

Raybin said...

Someone just jobbed Fedko further:

Religion

Fedko is devoted Robertsoholic; he has said "The Lord Gary is the most important thing in my life".[2] He "turned to Gary" in high school, and has "prayed and drank Fiji water every night since [his] college days".[3]

Fedko gives motivational speeches to teenagers. In high school, Fedko was unpopular and said he was "considered a real loser and a geek", and "was constantly getting beat up because of that"; however, in college he discovered he had talents he could put to good use, such as pretending to care about Penguins hockey whenever the team is doing well.[3]


It might or might be....okay, it was me.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

eileenover said...

C'mon raybin, we all know he still gets beat up.

shawnawwwesome said...

STOP ABUSING THE INTEGRITY OF WIKIPEDIA!

I seem to recall "Douche and Turd" ends with a classic Randy one-liner.

KaylaJ said...

peta freaks being made fun of on south park, always awesome!

J.S. said...

I'd beat...nah, I wouldn't do that.

I'd rather watch him get jobbed in the fone zone.

akus said...

I think i could spend hours doing searches @ wiki.


Wiki`ed HockeyBuzz=Dick Pound

Maria said...

Wikipedia jobbing is the best. Does Rossi have a Wiki? I could add some "trivia," like how he licked my office supplies and tried to cop a feel on my last day.

Those are all lies, by the way. Rossi wasn't that much of a creeper.

Dan, I'd be in for fantasy hockey even though I know nothing about it. I could figure it out. Worst case scenario, I'd end up being the fantasy version of the Maple Leafs.

eileenover said...

I would love to job Wiki some more, but I don't want to be banned.

DrunkArmyFan said...

I think I just peed a little reading Fedko's wiki.

I'm down for fantasy hockey

akus said...

Ok last one on wiki,

Sean Avery,

Avery and Anaheim Mighty Ducks broadcaster and former Montreal Canadiens goaltender Brian Hayward had a heated discussion in the Kings dressing room on April 7, 2006, over Hayward's on air comments during the April 4 Kings vs Ducks game, in which he accused Avery of avoiding a fight with Ducks' forward Todd Fedoruk. Avery began the argument by uttering that Hayward was an "embarrassment", a "(terrible) announcer", and was a "(terrible) player". Hayward responded by saying "How would you know? When I played, you were in your third year of eighth grade."

TFF

J.S. said...

eileen, log out and job anonymously.

I love that Hayward comment.

Dan said...

john fedko's favorite band is cky (camp kill yourself)

he was too dumb to know any time gary roberts was mentioned that he was getting jobbed!!!!!!!

hooray for fantasy hockey!!!!!!!

jefe mays said...

damnit i found rex gildo on my ipod. i thought i covered all angles in deleting any trace. sneaky bastard.

aunt penny said...

Hey, where's 'Wayne man'.

Liked 'Casino', too.

Excellent 'job' all around.

Still over a month...next victim?

Silky Smooth said...

ATTENTION: I know the expo is over but when I was checking through some old posts can someone please photoshop Wayne's head onto the kid behind Sutter in this pic


http://bp0.blogger.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/Ry_0xGMnQCI/AAAAAAAAHmI/N3UyALJC8NQ/s1600-h/devilscoach.jpg


I don't know how to hyperlink this and I don't have photoshop but if you just copy and paste in your address bar you can get the pic. I can imagine this would be a classic

shawnawwwesome said...

Too good to use MS Paint?

lil' wayne

Jeff said...

Well it looks like he can't coach, and he needs to evaluate the situation in the off season. It is unfortunate but it is true.

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