Friday, August 15, 2008

Courtsey of [Julia T], also found on [With Leather] and [Puck Daddy]

God is A.O. wierd.




Go Pens

92 comments:

dfw03 said...

first

PittHockey said...

In Soviet Russia, puck rapes AO.

PittHockey said...

Also,

In Soviet Russia, a townhouse is called a mansion.


The Moar You Know...™

PittHockey said...

Natural Hat Trick

Annie said...

I've heard even his teammates call him a freak.

PittHockey said...

he is the freak to Crosby's Batman.

shawnawwwesome said...

You! Will Not Believe is apparently Russia's answer to Entertainment Tonight.

Only, with more midgets.

TheFandangler said...

AO = "A big ol' hunk of space poopy"

BlacknGold66 said...

Seriously??


Wow.

slush said...

wackadoo. what more can be said.

Brett said...

oh my god. that is totally awesome. great post.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

You are my temple of poetry...again

slush said...

anyone gunna put together a cblog fantasy hockey league?

I Have Kasparaitis said...

Claire, very nice. Nothing like a healthy reminder of what Gretzky is and an Office reference.

Jonny V: Haha ...

Ehh, when he shows his underwear and shakes his hips ... eww! No wonder he has to advertise for a wife *laughs*

Woo! Track & Field ... Wariner and Gay are going to be fun to watch.

Allison said...

that is the funniest shit ever

Lori said...

The 50 second mark (underwear/jiggle scene) has some train wreck syndrome. I don't want to look, but I can't look away.

Dr. Turkleton said...

Goose.
Bumps.
City.

Phelps = cyborg.

eileenover said...

That was so close. Phelps cannot be human.

Dr. Turkleton said...

eileen...

I'd like to see that super-slow-mo again...

it's like he broke 4 laws of physics in the final 10 inches.

Dr. Turkleton said...

slush...

I think colin is going to put something together once Yahoo™ or somewhere else opens up availability to start up the 08-09 leagues.

BlacknGold66 said...

Unrealblog.

DVR is now set to "until I delete."

My grandkids need to watch that shit.


(of course by then DVR will be obsolete along with DVD's and BlueRay. It'll be MindRay technology where you just download it straight to your personal memory/medical record/passport chip.)


(except in China where the passport chip will be altered every two years)


(Dicks)

TheFandangler said...

Phelps > Jesus.

Flyer Hater said...

Me=Not Watching the Olympics

Me=Watching Pens/Caps from 96

You=Lame

Me=Win

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

FH = living in the past


It already happened, dude.

Flyer Hater said...

Phelps=Best person in the world at not drowning

eileenover said...

I can't believe that douche is protesting.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

FH = best hockey jersey collection that no one will ever see

Dr. Turkleton said...

man, those Dutch women Field Hockey players stick handle better than Sid....all-the-while playing with one of those plastic hollow candy canes that are usually filled with M&M's.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Jonny Van Mundegaarde = best collection of 25th Anniversary G.I. Joes that he's too embarrassed to let anyone see




Job thyself

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

No soup for the protester

eileenover said...

That's quite an accomplishment jonny v.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Not really.

eileenover said...

Well nevermind then.

Flyer Hater said...

What a dialogue.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Ever see The 40 Year-Old Virgin? haha

Dara Torres is built like Carrot Top

eileenover said...

Dara Torres could kick your ass.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Yeah your right. I'll find a bunch of jerseys to bid on on ebay and ask people which one they think I should buy. Much more scintillating.

Flyer Hater said...

"Yeah your right. I'll find a bunch of jerseys to bid on on ebay and ask people which one they think I should buy. Much more scintillating."

Ouch, that hurts.

I'll go create a second account for the sole purpose of antagonizing one particular poster until they snap.

woo

BlacknGold66 said...

Lame.

You should all spend less time hating... and more time googling for images of hot olympic atheletes.

That's what I'm doing.


That's what makes me a winner.

{sigh}

TheFandangler said...

Thoughts?

Dr. Turkleton said...

BNG66

watching AUS-NED Womens Field Hockey online...

1-1 to start the 2nd half...both playing the Devils trap...but oh, they look so good doing it!

Annie said...

@ 2:30 - what a creepsicle!

Annie said...

I like him a ton, and it's a joy to watch him play, but the more I hear him speak the more I wish he wouldn't.

Dr. Turkleton said...

22 minutes for the Bucs to sign their picks...

Boras = Ass.


I wish Sid would have a bit of AO's personality, though.

Sid = Computer Nerd.
AO = Frat Boy.

eileenover said...

I'll take it upon myself to corrupt Sid. It would by my pleasure.

Dr. Turkleton said...

GRRRRREAAAAT SAAAAVE, AUSIES! [/Jim Hughson]

I Have Kasparaitis said...

Annie: Sounds like Backstrom's got a man-crush on Laich ... bit creeped out ...

Ovie was definitely drinking before that ... he seriously needs to get his mind straight ...

@Dr. Turk: Sid's cute, though! He's kinda innocent looking, the boy next door ... he's definitely got more ladies after him than Ovie *laughs* He can't really have the personality of a frat boy if he's being watched so much by the media. He's a good boy, I like good boys. Caps fans should be happy that Sid is considered the best player in the world because he would be under so much more criticism and you would hear of what he does on his nights out ...

debrisslide said...

YOU ARE MY TEMPLE OF POETRY

What a fucking creeper.

jefe penguino said...

not sure why this diddy is stuck in my head.

Dr. Turkleton said...

IHK...

yeah, I'm not asking for full-blown Frat Boy...that's why I said just a bit of AO's personality [like when AO was on a Segway tour in DC]

Sid's cookie-cutter vanilla answers are starting to get repetitive.


Mark Spitz = Best Shape Of His Life.

I Have Kasparaitis said...

@Dr. Turk: Well, I don't think he can really answer any way w/o getting blasted ... poor, Sid *hugs*

If it was Sid, Army, Talbot, Whit, Bugsy, and a few others on those, I bet it would be hilarious.

I think the man you may be searching for is Malone *smiles* Bugsy is a self-made player ... he wasn't always naturally gifted. Plus, he's a funny guy. Our Ryans get along well. *smiles*

Flyer Hater said...

Anyone ever watch Bullshit with Penn and Teller?

J.S. said...

That is why Mario owns a successful NHL franchise and why Kristin O'Neil couldn't run a successful lemonade stand. Hell, I wouldn't trust her to run that Lemonade Stand program that they gave to us in grade school.

It's called negotiating. Learn the tactics. If you let the opposing side (read: crooked Rendell) set the standard, then nothing gets accomplished. If you establish a market, even if it's one used strictly for negotiating purposes, then you have (wait for it) competition.

NY still sucks, but I did use the trip to buy a new WBS hat. Even better (uhhh, not really), I get to go back on Monday.

TheFandangler said...

...................

TheFandangler said...

Bullshit = one of the greatest things ever on my TV... It's one of very few things I think is comedic genius.

I Have Kasparaitis said...

Fandangler: Hahaha!! He's scared shitless! Gretzky fits the looks of someone Chris Hansen should be speaking with in that *laughs* No need for photoshop there *smiles*

Flyer Hater said...

fandangler, here are my joys in life

1. Food
2. Pussy
3. Penn and Teller: Bullshit

Here's a little taste in case anyone hasn't seen the show

TheFandangler said...

That's a commendable top 3.

TheFandangler said...

IHK:

That took a little while to find. My PS skills have gone to the dogs since I quit Art school but I sent that pic to tPB.

*smiles*

PittHockey said...

I hereby ban FlyerHater from tPB for putting Penn & Teller ahead of the Penguins.

May Gary Roberts have mercy on your eternal soul.

BlacknGold66 said...

FH be honest man...

you've never touched a boobie.

TheFandangler said...

BnG:

Your avatar makes me scared of "boobies"...

Those might shoot poison darts or something.

Flyer Hater said...

BNG,

Maybe if you'd gain a little weight...

Flyer Hater said...

Barf

At least Whitney now has an excuse for his play last year.

TheFandangler said...

Speaking of barf...

I Have Kasparaitis said...

Therrien = Stunned ... Me = Stunned!

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

I went from watching Jennie Finch to looking at hairy man-breasts. Horrendous

TheFandangler said...

My bad.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

I think it's nogo on Scheppers, still waiting on Alvarez

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

We got Alvarez. The Pirates aren't making the...oh...

Flyer Hater said...

69 comments

Hey Beavis, uhhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh

J.S. said...

According to ESPN, the Pirates #1 pick did sign tonight.

So much for my "Signing your #1 pick - You're doing it wrong" pic.

Flyer Hater said...

Who the fuck is this Alvarez that everyone is talking about?

brndlynn said...

i was just about to post the trib article when I saw fh beat me to it. I guess it does explain some things but Im shocked.

Dont worry Dr T - Im sure he'll be fine!

I Have Kasparaitis said...

Flyer Hater, he said it was no excuse for his perfromance last year. Although like they did with Lochte and his stomach flu, they might make it an excuse anyways.

Dr. Turk, looks like your guy has some brass ones, too ...

TheFandangler said...

Whitney = "Soff"... as the kids like to say.

I have no clue who alvarez is. Was he a Mexican crime lord?...aka... donkey show performer?

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

He's this unreal custodian from Mexico the Pirates just signed. His skills with the mop and chewing gum scrapy-thingy are already legendary.

Predsboy18 said...

Was watching TV, and saw a story about a dumbass who robbed a bar in FLA. The guy bears an uncanny resemblance to a former Pen...

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=84ab320b-ad1e-427f-8e5e-6ec9f349026a

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

In a parallet dimension...Hossa signs, Orpik goes to the Sabres, Whitney's out for three months, Penguins defense now classified as "super soff and far from potent"

brndlynn said...

I know there will always be a difference of opinion in regards to Whit and if he's "soff" or not but I think this went a long way towards silencing some of the critics. his game 5 performance helped as well.

eileenover said...

I agree Brandi. That fight was unreal. I'm glad I've always been a Whit supporter.

Stoosh said...

Love how the article referred to it as a "left-foot misalignment". That sounds like he should've gone to Pep Boys to have it fixed, not some hospital in Charlotte.

Then again, given the all-things-NASCAR culture I saw when I was in Charlotte last summer, perhaps going to a hospital in Charlotte and going to a Pep Boys aren't all that different.

Either way, I have to wonder how Whit will play once he's healthy. If this was that much of a burden on his game, imagine what he could be like once he gets healthy. He had a very strong post-season, and I thought he played at a very high level in the 2006-07 season given his relative pro experience.

This definitely opens the door for Goligoski to make the club.

brndlynn said...

If Whit played on one foot this season my expectations for him are now even higher when he gets healthy.
Im really excited to see how Goligoski will perform at the NHL level. This will give him a great chance to get acclimated to the speed and pace of the game without having to be totally reliant on him for the season. It also may open up Shero's options in February if he knows Goligoski is ready and able to play.

TheFandangler said...

Go-Go... domination mode.

Stoosh said...

I don't harbor the unbridled hatred of Whitney that I think some fans do (judging by what I've read on message boards and heard at games), but I was fairly critical of his play last year.

I've heard a lot of Whitney critics gripe about his lack of physical play, but that's never been an issue for me. He's never, ever going to be a physical force in front of the net, in the corners or on the boards. In fact, if he ever winds up being slightly above-average in this department, I'll be happy.

The one thing I've been critical of with Whitney has been his awareness, or his "Hockey IQ" for lack of a better term. For a player of his pedigree and skill set, he makes more bad decisions with the puck than he probably should given his pro experience at this point. He needs to do a better job realizing when he needs to go up the boards, back around behind the net with a pass, or just eat the puck and take a hit once in a while. Whenever he's pressured on the forecheck, he seems to panic a bit.

I think he'll be fine as he gains more experience. The toughest adjustment for a defenseman to make at the NHL level the speed of the game, and the problems Whit's had moving the puck seem to be reflective of that.

I hope he gets better and does so quickly. The team will need him this year.

Flyer Hater said...

"Either way, I have to wonder how Whit will play once he's healthy. If this was that much of a burden on his game, imagine what he could be like once he gets healthy."

What a great point. When he gets back he'll definitely be at least 1/5 the d-man that Braydon Coburn is.

brndlynn said...

new post

snickerdoodles said...

Ovechkin.
Desperate.
Dateless.
Typical Caps Player. Or would that be typical Caps fan?

Joshua said...

I love how the "amerikanskaya dyevushka" is a big fat slob. Beautiful. One of the dudes I met in Russia said he knew we were Americans because the girls in our student group had big fat asses. Russian men are cool.

jimmypop6996 said...

http://cdn.nhl.fiveacross.net/c/rb/gt/xp26yy_large.jpg

raisedtotherafters.com said...

WOW, I didn't think we could find a bigger homoerotic douchebag in the NHL than Sean Avery. Guess I was wrong. Can we get a photoshop expo of AO with famous gay men or something? That would be great.

Adrienne said...

lol. what the fuck.

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