Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Owned



If the Olympics had a blogosphere like hockey,
LGP would be demanding Alicia Sacramone to be traded.

She messed up on a couple of big-time events,
while the 8-year-olds from China mailed in their floor exercises and cruised to gold.

24 comments:

akus said...

First time for everything.

Wilson said...

Second?

canaan said...

the pens would've gotten phelps in the ping pong lottery.

:pop:

TheFandangler said...

USA women's gymnastics are pointless unless you think of yourself being a few years younger.

eileenover said...

Fuck China. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

shawnawwwesome said...

The little lights are not twinkling on flashblog, Clark.

Flyer Hater said...

I blame Whitney for all of this.

Flyer Hater said...

Mao Zedong>George Washington

Beav said...

all I can say is field a hockey team China and we'll kick the shit out of that. At least in that being half the age requirement doesn't help you.

P.S. Anyone else love when Bela called out the kiddies with Bob Costas. Solid, sign him in the offseason.

Wilson said...

How bout those opening ceremonies, by the way?

Fake fireworks, and a lip syncher because the original kid was ugly, and they came out and said so.
Not to mention 2008 automotons drummming away with the implied message: "We will bury you!"

Where's Leni Riefenstahl these days?

And we've got Russian tanks shelling apartment buildings in Georgia.

There's commies for you.

J.S. said...

those Chinese gymnasts should not be eligible for the Olympics.

If this were the NHL, they would have been banned. Either that, or the Florida Panthers would have tried to draft them early and made some excuse about they were eligible based on the age using the Chinese calendar.

Holy crap, I think Miss Cleo was just on the news as an eyewitness.

BlacknGold66 said...

Yeah, she kinda blew it.



...but I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.



WOOOOO!

akus said...

Viewers at home were shown a pre-recorded, computer-generated shot.

Marq said...

the chinese team looks 8 and claims to be 16... chris hansen must be involved

to catch a predator beijing

Ian said...

Bela should probably get a Jobber of the Week award for continually jobbing the Chinese and saying that their gymnasts were too young.

Party of Ruutu said...

She not only messed up, but she pouted for like 20 minutes and messed up the team energy. Come on...the 5-year-olds from China didn't pout when they messed up.

Flyer Hater said...

USA Girls Gymnastics=Biggest chokejob since the 93 Pens.

Dr. Turkleton said...

American Girls = soff

they went down faster than Edwards' videographer.



[Project 119]

Flyer Hater said...

Talk about getting jobbed. Does anyone remember Game 6 of the 2004 Finals? The Flames were up 3-2 in the series and the game was tied at 2-2 late in the 3rd period between the Flames and Lightning. Gelinas directs a puck in on Bulin and everyone thinks it's a save. Turns out on review that the puck went in. That basically would have given the cup to Calgary. Instead, St. Louis scores in overtime and Tank dominates in Game 7.

Jobbed

Brett said...

i wish she was legal, because she's hot. then i wouldn't feel so bad for lookin. there i said it.

btumpak said...

some serious cheating going on there - you guys hear about the fireworks at the opening ceremony being CGI?

China=joke

Party of Ruutu said...

Brett. that's very disturbing. There, I said it.

gwsmyda said...

dont feel so bad, alicia is 20 years old

sirimanni said...

alicia sacramone is a total babe. that announcer certainly deserves jobber of the week for all his insults at the chinese being 12 years old

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