Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Poop

44 comments:

teamkory said...

wtf 1

smitty said...

EVIL BITCHES!!!

demondg1 said...

That's fucked up.

TheFandangler said...

He called the shit poop...

shawnawwwesome said...

This is PRECISELY why I don't stick around for breakfast. Dude needs to time his excape better.

smitty said...

No thanks baby, I'll just run one off.

Flyer Hater said...

That sums the month of July up perfectly.

demondg1 said...

Ain't no bitch worth gettin' your head eaten for.

akus said...

well shit.

justincredibleh said...

my girlfriend would not get away with that shit. she'd get pushed down a set of stairs before she could eat my head.

strakasguitar said...

is there a messy breakup in the pensblog family? or merely a visual representation of marian hossa's actions this offseason?

eileenover said...

I can't even watch the video. I hate my computer right now.

canaan said...

probably one of the top 10 biggest LOL's i've ever recieved by tPB

RaCHeLeYoS said...

HAHAHAHA

praying mantis sex.

oh yeahhh scissor me timbers

meecrofilm said...

"That sums the month of July up perfectly"

well said, fh. well said.

Hip said...

I wanted to make sure everyone saw my previous genius post:


"seriously at this point it's just embarrassing to play for Tampa Bay"

jump on it

J.S. said...

I can't take credit for this, so I'll post it for the hyperlink challenged

free candy fail

Annie said...

I wonder what Staff typed in the search engine to find this...

RaCHeLeYoS said...

i think staff needs to post this:

CRAZY BLOW JOB GIRL

SO FUNNY....and it's clean.

Brett said...

so this is where we're at now? Insect videos?

OCTOBER WHERE ARE YOU

Steve In Denver said...

Right after he popped his mantis nut, she said, "honey, will you get me a milkshake and some swiss cake rolls?" To which he replied "Eat me".

That was hot when she drove her mandible into the thorax though. Dudes would pay top dollar out here for that action.

KaylaJ said...

i had a boyfriend once tell me praying mantis are why guys don't want to cuddle after sex.

aunt penny said...

Too many 90 degree days for you steve-o.

I didn't even press play, I knew from the shape what it was.

I'm bummed, Tillman got the boot.

Steve In Denver said...

I wish the PG online would get rid of the Fathead pic of Taffe.

Aunt Penny > most insects

aunt penny said...

The blog seemed to be frozen in time. Just now came back. Too much bug sex?

Steve-o......what insect is > ???

(Won't even guess what you're thinking)

TheNWChica said...

Oh good God! *facepalm* If it's this bad now, I don't even want to know what I'm going to find when I get back Sunday night.

Anyway, be good kids, and if you can't be good be careful.

Oh, and if anything major comes up, could someone PLEASE text me? My cell # is in my FB. Sank yoo!

aunt penny said...

Hanna Montana called my house this morning....pretty damn fun. Way too much perky. LMAO.

Paul said...

This may or may not have been linked before, but here's some nhl.com business about new euro players:

ARTICLE

Pesonen is like 3/4 of the way down. The dude says he'll probably play in the AHL first. But then again, he also calls our GM Fred Shero, so who knows.

TheFandangler said...

He compares Pesso to Marty St. Louis...

Holy shit do I hope that's a good comparison. Marty has been one of my favorites for a long time now.

BlacknGold66 said...

It's only a matter of time before someone says that this video isn't safe for work because it involves sex.



(Dying Alive... I'm looking at you...)


WOOOOOOOOOOO!

PDX Pens said...

"It's business....it's business time!!!"

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

In my past life, I was a North American Fall Webworm. Ahhh, those were the days...

Russ, good lookin' out with that promo code, got me a Cookie Monster coming my way in a few weeks. Would've preferred the away white, but hell i'll take it.

eileenover said...

So if anyone is still up, should I get a small jersey? The medium player shirts are huge on me.

PDX Pens said...

@racheleyeos:

I had to forward "crazy blow job girl" to everyone I knew. That was hilarious.

"Oh, you're so kinky...."

PDX Pens said...

@eileen:

I think you answered your own question...

eileenover said...

Well I wasn't sure if the shirt sizes really go with the jersey sizes.

jefe penguino said...

@rachele -that was a funny video. which lead to other videos. good, bad, and more funny. wow.

TheFandangler said...

Eileen:

Kid sizes seem to bode well for girls. Go down to the Penstation and try a few on.

debrisslide said...

This is almost as good as the show about THE QUEST FOR BIGFOOT that I'm watching.

eileenover said...

I have a kid's jersey. I don't like the shorter sleeves.

brndlynn said...

"The mating continues even as the female eats the head of her previous mate".

I have no words. None.

jefe penguino said...

re: video
i wish i was that lucky..

TheFandangler said...

Oh yeah, I understand that. Well then I guess an adult small will be your best bet. Unless you find a female cut jersey that's actually real. The only pens' jerseys I've seen like that have the screen pressed numbers.

Dr. Turkleton said...

I'm still trying to figure out how my Starter Marriage video got out. [That Bitch!]

I thought all copies were destroyed!

DAMN YOU, GORE !!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELL !!!!



[Marriage 2.0 is going better!]

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