Sunday, May 18, 2008

Executive Decision

It was either bang out a mediocre GameDay and go to bed...
or wake up fresh and give a legdrop.








YouTube embeds mess up the main page here.

We'll read all the comments everyone leaves, post GameDay,
and jettison this post like it's the Lunar Excursion Module.

Go Pens

51 comments:

pensblog jeff said...

Haha those are great

slackers

Jebus the XIV said...

Blooper newsreels are always excellent. The first one though, with the bickering anchor and reporter reminds me of Family Guy.

We now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?

Skizzler said...

All we need this game is a little OrangeGlo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VrXmUmf8o

Beav said...

woooooooooo

TheNWChica said...

I love those!

And yeah, good call to get some rest then come out with your best.

In fact I think I'm headed to bed too.

BlacknGold66 said...

eat snacky s'mores

Steve In Denver said...

And this news lady obviously took Gary Roberts name in vain...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnD6Xpja_LE&NR=1

Go Pens

Guiseppie said...

john stevens came into my work today to eat and i was trying to convince the chef's to poison their food they wouldnt sadly

jefe said...

i could not have come home drunk at a better time. still laughing.. still.. okay this wont stop. all those. wow.

geezer said...

So Kimmo is gonna play with a numb foot that developed a blood clot if he plays. Smart. This is the same organizaion who brought Priemeu back too early after a concussion and destroyed his career, brilliant.

So I guess if he bocks a shot and his foot explodes everything is cool right? Philidelphia is run like like a car that is running
without oil and is overheating. Run that bitch into the ground boys.

I can see no better place to come to a screeching stop than Pittsburgh. Then we can ceramoniously throw the car off a bridge into the river[pick one].

The Pens need to ignore Phill's distracting tactics and do their thing. Let Ruutu throw thrm off their game. Then we can watch Philly crash and burn! Ha!

Stoosh said...

Rex Gildo predicts a huge game by HOSSA-HOSSA-HOSSA-HOSSA!

Fiesta Mexicana!

Raybin said...

We now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?

My favorite line of theirs.

"Coming up next...watch me shave"

The Flyers are be SO irresponsible with Timmonen. And he's letting his desire to compete cloud his judgment. Kudos on the burning fires, dude, but you also don't want to be a hindrance to your teammates.

Ah, well. Just have Sid take the puck and skate full tilt boogie straight at him and make him and his numb foot try to make a play.

Great point, re: Primeau, geezer.

The Flyers not only beat a horse until it collapses, but then they shoot it and eat it for food.

badbird73 said...

So Timonen is coming back and the Flyers are all excited. Well go ahead and bring back Bobby Clarke, Rick MacLeish, Eric Lindros, & Bernie Parent too. It doesn't matter............Flyers season ends today!!!!!!!

M. Vanderlasser said...

@stoosh, when Rex Gildo speaks, people listen.

Mrs. VdL and I decided to mortgage our future and buy tickets to today's game. The Pens are like crystal meth, but in a good way.

Pre-game, we'll grab some food at the Red Ring...free beer for the first Pensblogger who comes up to our table and says "Thanks, Potash."

She: Crosby game jersey (home). Me: black Sykora shirt.

PensfanSeoul said...

i have to drive 9 hours from Ohio back to TN today, but I should be leaving in about 90 minutes....This will leave me about an hour or so before game time to get ready...

We need this one, so I'm breaking out the big gun....1984 Lemieux Sweater coming in hot tonight...I'm pulling out all the stops.

theoneandonly said...

attn everyone whos is going to be in attendance tonight, find the blue chevy blazer in the upper parking lot for the best tailgate before the game, there will be beer pong and food and possibly casey hampton again

smitty said...

@ pensfanseoul

I hate to tell you this, but, the game starts @ 3pm

threshhold9k said...

One thing:

Staal is a beast and Malkin is well Malkamania.

Bring the pain boys, we'll bring the noise.

Christina said...

Sidlanta buries the Cryers today. Take it to the bank.

won't be around for GameDay, so I'll say it now....

Ed Harris for the WIN!!!! LETS GO PENS!!!!

Korn said...

I love this guy...

Ollie Williams

Eric P. said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cjMtlMRnbAU

LETS GO PENS

cg said...

My wife brought up a good point: They put you on blood thinners when they think you might have or get a blood clot. Blood thinners + Skates = bad news. Can't believe the doctors would OK that.

Anyway, hope he is in the lineup, and Malkin goes all "Lemieux on Bourque" around him and shelfs one...tired of hearing how great this guy is....

cg said...

Video on TSN titled "Sick of Flyers: While the Pens deal with a virus, the Flyers may have Timmonen back for game 5"...

I know about Roberts, and thought Sid looked under the weather against the rangers, but has anyone heard anything more?

Quingo77 said...

yeah supposedly malkin was or is sick along with orpik and sykora

malkinian said...

Well now that Timmonen is back I'm just gonna pray that our inevitable collapse in the series doesn't hurt our chances next year. Hell of a season Pens, there are just few hockey players in the world that can single-handedly win a series for a team, & Kimmo Timmonen is one of them.

Raybin said...

Ollie Williams? Priceless.

"How are you beating the heat, Ollie?"

"SWIMMIN' HOLE!"

johnny said...

Play Boys of Winter! Philthadelphia's season ends today. Delenda est Philadelphia!

Dan said...

I was watching slap shot, and one part reminded me of briere. when the reporter's daughter came in the room and told the dad that the son called her a pussy. it reminded me of him.

TheNWChica said...

Is it noon yet???

The Seeker said...

Gotta love these games on NBC!

Why?

Well, the Pens are a perfect 7-0 when the game is on NBC.

Add to that the fact that the Pens haven't lost at home since something like early February, and I'm liking our chances.

Dr. Turkleton said...

Just got back from the Hotel Room Service of The Church of Hip [INCREDIBLOG sermon about WWJCD? {What Would Johnny Cash Do?} stunning tribute to The Man in Black]

m. vanderlasser might be on his way to Mecca, & probably not read this, but I think I'll have some fun with him [at his expense] at the Red Ring!

Potash it is, then!!!

maybe even get a snapshotblog to add to coffeytalks & others have taken...



see yinz on the post game edition of cblog.....


[Hossa: In the name of the Mario, the Gary and the Holy Shit did you see Hossa Bury IT!!!!!!]

smitty said...

Since Timmonen's playing, should we head for the bridge now?

Fleury29 said...

What is this? Game four of the Rangers and Flyers series? Think you can just slack your way to the Stanley Cup Finals? Well, do you?

It's a pathetic performance. You're doing the best job to be the worst Penguins blog on the Gore. You turn the puck over, you have no vision. You guys don't care. You pretend to care, but I know you don't.

Ahhhhhhh, you know I'm just kidding.

LET'S GO PENS!

Flyer Hater said...

So what are your lowest expectations for Coburn and Timonen today?

I at least expect hat tricks from both players, a +35 combined rating, and for the Pens to forefit because of their greatness.

Sooska said...

If one of writers on ER isn't a Burgher I'd say the whole world hates Philthadelphia. We watched ER from Thursday night and about 20minutes or so into the show the following scene, much to our delight, occurs between Goren Visnic (Luca) and Hal Holbrook (old man):

Old Man (growls): Someone's coming to see me today, you know? My nephew. My brother's son. Lives in Philadelphia. (pause) Second rate town if ever there was one.

Luca (half-heartedly): People say it's not a bad city.

Old man (growls): People lie.

GO PENS!!

jfnash11235 said...

Conk is up again in the tournament of masks against Thibault. Also, make sure you check out http://www.youtube.com/user/Hockeyzback
This guy is defending Phillyfreek and it is very humorous. You thought Phillyfreek was bad, this is 10x worse/better. Enjoy

smitty said...

@FH

No less than 60 minutes ice time, each.

Sooska said...

@ flyer hater: I am expecting Timonen will win the Norris, the Art Ross and the Hart next year. Maybe even the Lady Byng and the Lester B. Pearson. Has he also been anointed The Second Coming?

Colin said...

I think Sidlanta goes off today. I am thinking that Dupuis buries one from the slot.

I think MAF is play lights as well.

michelle said...

Forecast for today:
Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of WHOOPASS.

Yes, I just said whoopass.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PENS
PENS PENS PENS PENS PENS

PS - hey remember how Gary Roberts and Sid and everyone else on our winning team were all, hey, we're injured/sick/running the country. We'll brb when we're better and won't fuck up the team.

HAHA. Flyers, you suck.

PENS! DO IT!

stokes said...

The word about Kimmo and Coburn being awesome got around to the Pens Executives. They hired both of them to build the new arena and it will be done by October 2008.

letsgopsu said...

Why does NBC have to have boring poker on? I wanna watch the Pens NOW!!

Colin said...

Kimmo Timonen is a two ton man-mountain who can palm a medicine ball.

Go Pens.

TheNWChica said...

Kimmo and Coburn will not only build the new arena, it will come in on time and under budget.

BlacknGold66 said...

Timonen was on the news last night rescuing earthquake victims in China.

racheleyos said...

lmao...you guys....

fuck the flyers

threshhold9k said...

Breaking News:
Oilers just picked up Timonen for 840mil over 57 years and Kevin Lowe's first born to the Flyers plus a conditional pick.


The two atomic bombs dropped on Japan in WWII were in fact code named Timonen and Coburn.

Biron scratched, Timonen and Coburn sewn together at the hip to play in the net tonight.

jefe said...
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Bobby said...

timmonen really mattered..... JOKE JOKE JOKE

Johanna Montana said...
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Johanna Montana said...

That second video is hilarious. In close second is the first video.

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