Sunday, December 16, 2007

Chris Simon = Scumbag

Thanks to [Pitt Hockey ] in Cblog





Bad news

19 comments:

adam said...

Kick this scumbag out of the league. First Hollweg then this? Any news on Scuderi?

firefox said...

Typical Chris Simon bullshit. He doesn't even diserve to be called a "goon" because I good has little hockey skills but can fight well. He is just a piece of scum. How many times has he been suspended? I could swear the last suspension was one that he was almost not allowed to come back for. All the guy does is try to cause injuries. He needs to be kicked out of the league. He will get suspended for sure.

Kudos to the ref who saw it and made the immediate call. I actually missed it myself because all those players were bunched up. I thought Jarko ruptured an appendix or something when he just fell down. :)

PittHockey said...

hopefully a suspension will be issued soon

Jonny V said...

Him likem injure white man

Useless Beads for Your Land said...

Yeah JohnnyV.

He must've been all loopy on the firewater.

Or maybe in a delerious fever after sleeping with the pox-laced blanket Lord T left on his front door the night before.

Or maybe...

Nope. That's it, I'm out of racial injun jokes.

Anonymous said...

I watched the game on long island.

Islanders fans are almost as low as flyer fans.

After they realized ruutu was actually hurt they loosened up, unlike flyers fans.

Adrienne said...

Bettman needs to prove to the fan base that he still actually cares about the players and fans (as opposed to increased revenues) and fucking BAN him from the league.

Whistler said...

Simon and his antics will fit well in Philadelphia. They're a bunch of no-talent cocksuckers anyway.

I think Bettman should send Simon to Philly and we'll create hockey's version of The Island of Misfit Toys.

Tee said...

Just for the record firefox...Simon is actually a pretty good hockey player and hasn't been a very good fighter for a few years. He is however, a piece of shit who can't control his emotions.

Jonny V said...

Useless beads, i'm actually ashamed of my above comment. Pretty classless. I don't hate Simon as much as a lot of people on this message board do, or i didn't i should say.

This was a pretty good article detailing the demons that he's had to overcome in his life. I actually liked him when he played for the Capitals, and thought it was awesome that an NHL goon could also bring something to the table when it came to scoring. But with swinging his stick like a bat at someone's head and now using his skate like a chopping blade, I truly think the dude is crazy. Get him the hell out of this league. I really do think he's going to go off and kill somebody on the ice one of these days. I've lost all respect for him and that led me to leave a childish comment.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't we pick Bryzgala off waivers?

stokes said...

Like JonnyV,i also apologize for my indiscretions on CBlog. Chris Simon may be a decent hockey player, but he is also a MOTHERFUCKER.


If I was the league, Simon doesn't play again this year or next. He's a repeat offender so maybe he'll get the picture afer sitting for a long time. But then again, you'd have thought he would have got it after last year too....

Anonymous said...

Some jerk on the TSN boards actually tries to justify what Simon did by saying that he was only trying to get to the bench and Ruutu was in his way...

If you watch the video he clearly goes past the door to slew foot Ruutu and then stomps on him before turning around and going back to the door, what a jobber and a joke

Jonny V said...

With the process of waivers, even if we did put in a claim on him, Phoenix would still have picked him up due to their having a higher waiver priority. And I'm sure there were a number of teams between them and the Pens that also probably put in claims. There is no way he was going to end up here.

Nicholas said...

"Just for the record firefox...Simon is actually a pretty good hockey player"


No player who has 9 season of 100+ PIM, 2 seasons with 200+ PIM; and then NEVER scoring 30g in a season, only scoring in the 20s ONCE, and NEVER having 50points can be considered a "pretty good hockey player"

He's a goon and worthless to the NHL. If that was Crosby, the league would have already banned his candy ass

Stoosh said...

Regarding Bryzgalov, Burke first attempted to deal him but there were no takers. Part of that may have been due to an agreement he had with Bryzgalov; Burke only wanted to deal him to a team where he'd have a chance to become an established #1 goaltender (which pretty much eliminated the Pens).

When a suitable option couldn't be found via trade, Byrzgalov was waived. There were I believe three teams ahead of the Pens when Bryzgalov was waived. Had the Coyotes not claimed him, I think the Pens would've been next on the list.

Coren said...

Just thought I'd share, youtube has a member named NHLvideo who uploads recaps of the games, including pens games.

http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=NHLVideo

Anonymous said...

@adam

scuderi was practicing today


malone did not practice today because of an infected cut on his right leg. still expects to play on tuesday.

Jersey Bill said...

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The Dark Knight trailer.
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