Sunday, September 23, 2007
PG captioned the above picture:
"The Penguins' Mark Eaton got the Penguins on the board early."
Mark Eaton scores his first goal since scoring the game-winner against another sperm in the ampulla of his mom's fallopian tube, and he's not even the focal point of the picture.
Is that Mike Weaver at center? Who cares?
The average person sees this picture and thinks that turd in the center is Eaton.
Look at Eaton's visor. Sniper vision.
...............................
Hammer in the comments mentioned this.
Some Penguins are complaining about the new uniforms. [ PG ]
It should be noted that the two key people highlighted in the article are Mark Recchi and Gary Roberts, the veterans on the team.
The main complaint is because the uniforms repel moisture, all the perspiration from the players is running into their gloves and skates.
Gary Roberts said something in the article that may affect his God-like status around here.
"My hands are soaked, my feet are soaked. I feel like it's May, in the playoffs, I'm sweating so much."
Yeah, he sweats that much in the playoffs.
And not in a meaningful late October game.
That hurt us to do that.
***Editors note***
Minutes after jobbing Roberts, Adam was temporary paralyzed for 25 minutes.
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22 comments:
Not only does the average person think the dude in the center is Eaton, but so does every moron working at the PG.
...Sad
And what have you guys heard about the season ticket holders getting another shot at winter classic tickets? I've just heard its on the 28th, i think.
cut roberts. enough said.
Oh, did I hear on the radio this morning that Joe Starkey is the 49ers play by play guy?
Ok...I read the PG article, added Roberts' quote to my facebook page & then saw you guys used the same quote in your post. Coincidence? Or are we just awesome? ;-)
Wait...did I miss something? Are you guys crapping on Roberts??
You guys are mud! :-P
Wilsmith Joe Starkey has been announcing Niner games for years. He's the voice you hear when Rice catches the touchdown to beat the Bengals in Super Bowl 22.
P.S. Roberts is losing some of his prestige day by day
about your comment to gary's quote....
i don't understand the connection you were trying to make...
yesterday was an exhibition game...no one was laying out everything they had...
maybe it's just me, but i can't figure it...
if anyone knows when it's business time...its roberts...i'm not concerned
the point was that why didn't he say it reminded him of a regular season game?
it sounds like he only gives everything in the postseason.
it was an unjustified job, but it goes to show that no one is safe from a good jobbing.
-ac
the time we're keeping track of during this steeler game is a disgrace.
these are just some crazy numbers.
-ac
was that crosby in the stands when it came back from the 2:00 warning?
ah gotcha...thanks adam
(no need to post this)
The jobbing of Roberts was not endorsed by all members of the staff.
Ac is a joke
---dr
Ahahahaha!!
Then I take back the b!*$% slap I gave you, Derek.
that "jobbing" you guys attempted was retarded... it made no sense..
i think roberts was saying that the weather is warmer and he sweats more because of that fact.
Pensblog---In May it is getting warm outside, the ice is mud and I would imagine conditions are a little stickier. Especially compared to a regular game in say, January or February.
At least that's how I took that quote to mean.
But then again sometimes it's still a little warm in early October so who knows.
Bottom line: I know Gary Roberts busts balls every time he puts the jersey on, so that thought never entered my mind.
thus proving its impossible to job gary roberts
September and may are on the edges of summer
their temps are basically the same
We didn't even know Roberts sweats
-ac
just put on some wristbands. fashionable and effective.
Apologies on the roberts job.
my cat pissed on my shoes and ran away after i posted it.
Hopefully the steelers clock breakdown puts me back in good standing with everyone.
-ac
yeah yeah, the steelers clock puts commentorblog in good standing....But you know damn well, as soon as you turn your back to the wall the freight train known as Gary Roberts is probably going to throw a random late check just to get us all on good terms again.
Go Pens! Do not go extra perspiration into the gloves and skates thanks to new RBK jerseys!
Gary Roberts should be exempt from criticism.
Gary Roberts knows everything there is to know - except for the definition of mercy.
Go Pens. See you in Garytober.
Gary Roberts does not sweat.
His awesomeness lowers the dewpoint of surrounding air, thus condensing airborne water vapor to bead on his pulsing, moist ripples.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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