Thursday, September 27, 2007

Hans Yawnsson




The Pens got finished at West Point. [ Post Gazette ]

"I'm not big on the hockey and war comparisons, but you do have success by doing similar things," Scuderi said. "What you do when you come here is reinforce those things."

No pictures from this trip have yet to hit the internet.
We'll just have to wait for Roberts to upload them on Flickr.

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Fightblog

Lost in the Rangers/Isles brawl,
things got ugly between the Sharks and the Canucks a few nights ago. [ Sharks Page ]


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Mirtle tells us that Matthew Barnaby could wind up in the Buffalo booth. [ Mirtle ]

If you feel like vomiting, you can visit a Barnaby's fanpage that some puck bunny made on Geocities in the late 90's. [ Julie's Page ]

But give credit to her.
Because she found this.


A picture like this can cause someone to ask many questions.

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The owner of the Chicago Blackhawks died today. [ NHL.com ]

There's nothing to say here.

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EA Sports did their NHL 08 simulation.
This one is somehow more official than the millions of others.

Sharks win the Cup in six games over the Pens. [ TSN ]

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Jamie Langenbrunner will be out 2-3 months with a sports hernia. [ TSN ]
The next Devils player that attempts to carry the fading team on their back will meet the same fate.
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There is nothing else going on.
Go Pens

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OPENING FACEOFF COUNTDOWN


Can you handle a Len Barrie reference?


27 comments:

Don K. Show said...

Len Barrie? Nooooo. You mean you couldn't find St. Ron wearing #9?

MummRaTheEverLiving said...

No love for Mr. Anthony "Tantric" Tanti?

snoopyjode said...

holy shit, is that, um, "glamour" shot of barnaby REAL? if that's not a photoshop, then WOW. :P

MummRaTheEverLiving said...

He looks like one of the Coreys. I need to rent License To Drive and see if he shows up.

Dwayne said...

what's his face died today. owner of the blackhawk's. maybe chicago will get to watch their team play hockey on tv someday!

Hooks Orpik said...

don k, i too was hoping/expecting a good old #9 francis, but those pics on the internet are probably rare...

no one likes barnaby more than me but that picture is kinda funny (and not "ha-ha" funny).

over at the fanhouse, the guy who runs jobbersrink (aka japersrink) just predicted the caps to win the southeast division. perhaps the biggest homer move of the young season.

ooh, ooh! can tomorrow's blog be "YAWN-NE Laukkanen".

Spencemo said...

When I see that picture of Barnaby, all I can hear in the back of my head is, "Bom-chicka-wow-wow".

Loser Chris said...

That Barnaby pic almost made Snoop stop thinking about Sid's groin for a second. Almost...

Barrasso35 said...

"Bom-chicka-wow-wow".
-spencemo

Barnaby does sort of look like a circa 1984 porn star in that shot.

Creepy.

twinkie said...

That Major Payne photoshop is the worst thing I've ever seen..... unless it was done by a monkey and then its amazing..... oh wait, no it still sucks.....

tecmo_bowl_bo_jackson said...

Umberger is out for 2 weeks with a broken pinkie.

local dick

snoopyjode said...

aw, loser chris, you're just pissed that my fantasy hockey team is better than yours! :P

speaking of it - hey staff,
any chance i could set up a trade to get sid from you? or is hell going to have to host the winter classic before that could happen? ;)

Don K. Show said...

but Yawn-eeeee was #5 I believe. Hans the Horrible was #8.

Loser Chris said...

Not better Snoop, just redder. Thanks for taking Zetterberg off my hands.

Staff, Snoop told me she'd trade you her Ice Bowl tickets for Sid...

demondg1 said...

Len Barrie!!!

I just pooped myself.

And I swear I saw that Barnaby picture on the cover of a gay porno. Not that I know anything about gay porno, that is.

snoopyjode said...

WHAT?!?!?! my first born child maybe, but NOT my ice bowl tickets!!!!!!!!!

April said...

"Ruutu just ran around like a crazy Finn that he is"

The best quote from the article on the Pens site about the West Point trip.

Linkage:
http://penguins.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=338492

Jeffry said...

i would be freaked out too if backwards face ray shero was yelling at me.

Jeffry said...

also. next update needs to be Ryawn Whitney

Staff said...

ice bowl tix for fantasy sid is a deal shero would make.
start the paperwork.

That shero photoshop is probably the best thing we've ever done.

It was a coin flip between tanti and Barrie today.
Rene corbet was in the mix as well but we didn't research that.

Ac

MummRaTheEverLiving said...

Yawn-Sebastian Aubin

Dwayne said...

Awesome find, April. I'm a super huge fan of Jarkko - I even named my last cat after him (Jarkko Mewtu). It's good to hear he's got "30-40 welts" in a "paint-or-pain" paintball session. Tenacity is a super huge plus.

Jeffry said...

i should wait an hour, then just post once. oh well.

theres a video on tsn talking about steve downie trying to murder mcammond, the guys report shows colby crushing koivu and patrick eaves like 6 times. pretty entertaining.

its on the tsn.com front page the clip is Death Valley.

snoopyjode said...

loser chris, PLEASE resist the urge to make a "fantasy sid" joke. and, hey staff, try not to set him up like that, okay? ;)

now that i got that out of the way: LOOK AT WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yeah, i blurred the barcodes. i'm paranoid, what can i say?)

isn't it strange that we were talking about them, and then they show up in the mail today?! now if we could just DROP THE PUCK!!!!!!

snoopyjode said...

and now that i've checked the rest of my mail, i've got more to share with you. i got a catalog from nhl.com. (anyone else get this?) i have two things for your consideration:

1. if i ever see my last name on a rangers jersey ever again, riot job = on tour. i don't need an example of how a jersey is personalized. it's not that hard to picture it in my head on a GOOD team's jersey, thanks. >:(

2. okay, ladies! as if the pink jerseys weren't bad enough: they now have a pink freeze jersey (you can't make this shit up) where the "freeze" means "sparkle." that's right! the pink logos are now covered in pink glitter. and it keeps getting worse - the team name is written in pink cursive writing on the sleeve. i almost killed myself.

Jonny V said...

Jarkko Mewtu is the funniest thing i've read on here in a month

Barrasso35 said...

I'm with you, snoopyjode I whited out the bar codes when I posted pics of my tickets. Congrats on the winter classic tickets. That's an awesome score and I know you'll take lots of pictures.

As for the pink ladies jerseys, those things are fucking mud. If any of the women hockey fans I know wore one of those I would disown them. At least it's an instant way to tell who is a "stick it in my five hole Sid"-style puck bunny and who might actually be intelligent and able to discuss the game of hockey.

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