Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Jordan Staal = Stunned

Jordan Staal was arrested in Cook County, Minnesota, by the Big Boss Man.


Doin' hard time.

Courtesy of TSN.ca.
( Who else? )

Carolina Hurricanes' centre Eric Staal and younger brother, Pittsburgh Penguins' Jordan Staal, were among 14 people arrested in Cook County, Minnesota Monday after the elder Staal's bachelor party got out of hand.

Both brothers were charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing the legal process, while Jordan was also charged with consumption of alcohol while under 21 years of age. Eric's agent, Rick Curran, said he expected the misdemeanor charges to be reduced or dismissed.

According to a statement released by the Cook County Sheriff's office, after the Sheriff's office received complaints about "screaming, yelling and playing loud music," the group of about 20 was warned "multiple times" before it was ordered to leave the resort by Sheriff's deputies, a Minnesota State Patrol trooper and a U.S. Border Patrol agent at 3 a.m. Monday.

"After leaving the property, the group gathered on Highway 61 and began harassing passing motorists," the Sheriff's office said, at which point 14 members of the group were arrested at approximately 4 a.m. Eric Staal was one of 10 people to spend the night in jail.

Eric Staal scored 30 goals and picked up 40 assists last season while brother Jordan, a Calder trophy finalist, had 29 goals, 13 assists and lead the league in shorthanded goals.

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We swear to Mario:

If a Pittsburgh blog posts the picture of Malkin and Staal drunk on the couch with that ugly witch...

there will be a jobbing crusade the likes of which has never been seen in the Northern Hemisphere.

Consider This A Fair Warning.

We have the picture.
But who preys on someone's personal life to get hits on their stupid blog?

This story is news.
A candid picture isn't.

Game.

43 comments:

Mike M said...

Forget Michael Vick and Pacman Jones. Its clear Jordan Staal is the true bad boy of pro sports.

Mike Costa said...

You Knew One Of The Teens Was Gonna Get Caught Soon Enough But I Think Jordan Staal Has Gotten More Popular Now :-D

Steve In Denver said...

Grunk & Disorderly. Sweet.

mike m said...

I thought one of the arena negotiating points was that the young guys would be able to drink once they scored 21 points in a season.

FritoWill said...

PensBlog staff laying down the law, i like it!!!!

Tiffany said...

A bit late with this, but wow wow wow.....Kirk obviously has been drinking the Kool-Aid & eating the bananas?

The crazy one aside, every Full House chica es muy caliente to me. But since I'm not a dude, my opinion doesn't really matter.

Moving on......Fleury, Staal & Malkin are only gonna get better with time & it would suck if any of them left.

Please don't go
Don't goooooo
Don't go away


I'm not gonna worry about it, though, with Shero in charge. He'll take care of the team.

snoopyjode said...

oh shit! i'm so glad i'm at home... i really did laugh out loud!!! way to regulate, staff, but everyone knows it's gonna happen...


LET THE RIOT JOB BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ummm.....

Did you guys see this?

http://theguinsblog.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Jim in Wexford:

boys will be boys. Whom among us have not done the same?

Barrasso35 said...

Ummm.....

Did you guys see this?

http://theguinsblog.blogspot.com/

-Anonymous

LET THE RIOT JOB BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!
-snoopyjode

This riot job is now officially on tour. Let's do this motherfucker.

Anonymous said...

There will be jobbing like you've never seen. Oh, I can't wait!! Anything to add a little kick to the off-season

Jonny V said...

I think it's so cute how you don't want your boys embarassed by the release of a picture, and you really stuck it to the girl by calling her...a witch! Ooooh

Tiff, Uuuge pic find. This, however, may take the cake.

BurghGuy said...

I thought you couldn't drink if you were under 21.....

Anonymous said...

This gives them street cred. They will probably be invited to the next party at JayZ's house.

FritoWill said...

LETS GET IT ON!!!!

Tiffany said...

[confused cupcake] Tiger, does "this" have anything to do with the former exotic dancer conversation???

Jonny V said...

Not at all. Your pic is awesome because it shows the hotness that developed from a show starring Bob Saget and Stamos' wicked mullet. Mine shows a troubling vision of a show we all grew up watching.

And I'm really curious as to what this "riot" will entail should unnamed blog choose to post the picture in question. And because i've never seen the picture, just what it is about it that is getting the staff's panties in a bunch about it.

Anonymous said...

If you go to...

http://theguinsblog.blogspot.com/

...you will see.

Spencemo said...

LET'S GET READY TO RRRRUUUMMMMBBBLLLEEEE!

Staff said...

We called her a witch because it's exactly what she looks like.

The staff is currently meeting behind closed doors in regards to the jobbing tour.

-ac

Christina said...

brilliant picture at the top, guys.

let's get this jobbing tour rolling already!

Hooks Orpik said...

Party like a rock, party like a rockStaal

Ahh, who hasn't had atleast one DIP or UAP.

I've been to bachelor parties that have ended much worse.

We should all be lucky that every time we take a dump it's not picked up by a Raleigh newspaper and then TSN and then the rest of the hockey world.

snoopyjode said...

i thought she looked more horsey than witchy. it's weird - i thought staal would be able to score hotter tail than that, but i guess the old adage "to each his own" really is true.

regardless, who gives a shit who staal is showing it to as long as he keeps playing the way he did last season? that is why i'm going to need a bumper sticker that says gone jobbin'!!!

Jonny V said...

I love how much the faceless comment on people's looks.

Staff said...

FaceBook

Adam Caldwell

snoopyjode said...

i didn't say i was a model, either, jonny. besides, why does it bother you so much? it didn't seem to bother you at all that commentorblog was all over that big girl "wanda" from the other day. HOLY DOUBLE STANDARDS, BATMAN!

Dwayne said...

myspace.com/daynxxx

she's definitely horsey. at best. a young "aunt petunia" from the harry potter books.

word.

Jonny V said...

you didn't see me making comments on her looks either. I'm not saying i'm perfect, but i try not to judge other people on their looks, because i remember all the pop-bottle glasses, big head, body hair (I had a moustache and chest hair in 7th grade) jokes growing up.

Jonny V said...

I just thought it was funny that the same blog that tells everyone to not take all their jokes seriously is all up in arms over the release of that picture.

BurghGuy said...

Trib has Staal's booking photo up.

snoopyjode said...

that's great, jonny, so you didn't say anything bad about wanda. but you didn't call anyone out about it like this, either. but whatever. i'm going to bed before i offend anyone else.

Staff said...

Jon chill out man...

You know we're the most hypocritical blog on the internet.

One thing we have always said, no matter what, is that we would never post a penguins player personal life picture on the blog.Unlike say a sight like deadspin or Mondesi's house. We aren't going to post something like that.

That is all this is about.
Nothing more, nothing less.

facebook derek rocco, myspace same thing.

I am a joke

-dr

Joshua said...

I really don't see what the big deal is about. That pic has been online for an extremely long time. Boys will be boys.

Joshua said...

Upon further research, I conclude that Yahoo! staff writers are retarded when it comes to logic and spelling:

This photo released by the Cook County, Minn. Sheriff's Department shows Pittsburgh Penguins hockey player Jordan Staal. Stall and his brother, Carolina Hurricanes star Eric Staal, were arrested for misdemeanor disorderly conduct and obstructing the legal process at Eric Staal's bachelor party at a Minnesota resort.

wilsmith said...

woah, dwayne, seriously from ebensburg/johnstown?

Jonny V said...

We're all friendly here for the most part, but to reiterate, with all the stuff yinz put on this blog (which I love, by the way, or I would not post on here every friggin' day and keep coming back), I just found it funny that yinz were taking a harmless pic like that so seriously. To tell, the truth, I was kind of disappointed, figuring instead you would show said pic with a funny caption or something. The first sign of seriousness on this blog blew me away.

And my new avatar is proof of my geekdom. Seventh grade, circa 1990 baby.

Staff said...

Jonny we love you you know it..what a band picture

Penguins personal pictures are the only thing we get serious about.Everything else is fine

Jonny V said...

Jim Hellwig is priceless...

Jonny V said...

I didn't even realize the man, the myth, the legend's face was photoshopped on that pic. Awesome...

And here's a pretty nice read concerning our beloved sport. It kind of sums up my feelings on the whole matter. It's not hockey's fault...

It kind of gets on the point I made a couple posts ago, what with all of the strife going on in "The Big Three," hopefully hockey will stay the way it is (notwithstanding Eric and Jordan's Excellent Adventure last night), and people will see the light of what a kick-ass game it is.

CDUBBS said...

My take on the staal brothers at burghhockey.blogspot.com

Dwayne said...

Yup, wilsmith, Ebensburg/Johnstown. I grew up near carroltown and now I live in westmont/westwood.

Nathan said...

Jordan Staal's mugshot:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/apphoto/photo?sportId=90&photoId=1632340

the dude said...

Youse guys are F#@king crackin' me up!....

What's the big deal? This doesn't even compare to the damage the "Hanson Brothers" did in Slapshot.... you know playing with their toy cars.

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