Friday, July 20, 2007
But if you do care. Here is a sneak preview.
Chapter 5: Bowling for Poop
That's right, dick. It's me -- Howard Baldwin
Adam: But how?
Baldwin: You don't actually think the DeLorean is the only vehicle capable of time travel, do you?
Derek: This is ridiculous.
Baldwin: Walk with me, gentlemen.
Howard Baldwin leads the boys to a parking garage on Center Avenue.
He tries to make out with the boys, but they refuse.
Baldwin: It was worth a shot.
Adam: Let's get out of here.
Baldwin: Wait a second, boys.
Baldwin walks over to the corner of the garage and pulls the tarp off of a vehicle.
Baldwin: I present to you my 1991 Buick Century.
Derek: Yeah, okay. This is a joke.
Baldwin: Your life is a joke.
Days are getting actually worse and worse now.
It feels like there hasn't been a hockey game on in 10 years.
The Pens did sign Ty Conklin.
Yea that Ty Conklin.
What a terrible goal to give up.
Here is another funny Ty Conklin youtube (thanks Brendan)
Here are prospective jerseys for the Penguins next season:
A Winter In Sun
The Pens Are So Good." Pens Win.
Seven minutes into the second, Florida's David Wilkes Booth started a Panther Train to the penalty box.
Two minutes for assassination
A minute after that, Ville Peltonen was sent to the box.
After amounting zip on that 5-on-3, Rostislav Olesz tries to take Crosby's head off and gives the Pens another 5-on-3.
Lord Therrien calls a timeout to give the big boys a breather.
This Crosby - Malkin - Staal/Recchi - Gonchar - Whitney powerplay is going to become a force, if it isn't already.
Crosby's move on the powerplay: Sex isn't an adjective, but that's as close as we're gonna get to describing that move.
After not capitalizing on the two-man, the Pens finally got the goal they wanted.
On a delicious pass from Michel Ouellet, Rich Whitney improved his chances of winning the governor race in Illinois with his usual goal.
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