Thursday, July 19, 2007
One thing that summer isn't lacking of is movies.
Next up is the Simpsons movie.
And from the movie, comes the website.
Which, as movie websites go, is pretty sick.
You can create your own Simpsons characters.
Ever wonder what a Gary Roberts Simpsons character would look like?
TSN.ca is on the ball again.
Billionaire Daryl Katz is purchasing the Edmonton Oiler franchise.
.....Eric Lindros, who has somehow been regarded a good hockey player his whole career even though said career has been a complete joke, is contemplating retirement.
In between concussions, Lindros finds time to pose with the Wales Conference Trophy.
The "C" on his jerseys stands for "homo."
Tom Fitzgerald urinates on everyone.
" Tom Fitzgerald remembers that his shift was in its final seconds.
That he had pulled in a pass from defenseman Gord Murphy and was skating toward the Penguins' blue line while considering his options.
That finally, he decided to throw the puck on goal, then curl back to the Florida bench for a breather.
So Fitzgerald crossed the blue line -- "Just barely," he said -- and, with Penguins defenseman Neil Wilkinson directly in front of him, launched a shot at goalie Tom Barrasso."Suck it.
Mr. Sydor was in town to meet the media.
"If you have the right group, you don't have that problem," Sydor said. "And from what I hear, you don't have that problem here. The old guys like being around the young guys -- they make us feel young -- and the young guys want to hear stories and stuff like that from the old guys."
A Winter in the Sun
January 28, 2007
Werewolves of Glendale. Pens WIN.
Coach Wayne -2
To send the Coyotes reeling into the intermission, Jarkko Ruutu scores a goal on a nice feed from Petrovicky. During that second period, FSN felt the need to drill in our heads how great big Wayne was. Who cares.
Simply put, the third period was the best period of hockey in a long, long time. Not only entertaining, but it just felt good to watch.
After the Coyotes took another stupid penalty, Malkin lights one off the post. (Can the NHL please start keeping track of posts hit? Malkin has had to have hit at least eight this season. Pensblog will keep track of the stats for 10 bucks an hour.)
And while we were waiting to get a whistle so that the refs could review the goal, Sidney Crosby scored a goal we'll be seeing in NHL commercials for the rest of the year.
After that Crosby goal, Phoenix gave up. It was embarrassing.
15 seconds later, Petrovicky scores to make it 6-2. The rout was on.
Big Ben got picked off on this play, and he wasn't even on the field.
The countdown to training camp begins soon.
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