Thursday, June 14, 2007
A family sits down to watch the NHL awards.
Canada Family - 1
United States hockey fans - 0
On a night that we should've been able to enjoy a watching the NHL awards live, Versus just sinks the whole world.
What possibily can be said?
Thanks to Seth from Empty Netters.
CBC screwed things up.
One of there trucks caught on fire forcing the delay.
So instead of enjoying the uncomfortable interviews on the "Red Carpet" and then getting to watch the Pens own the awards, we get stuck with boxing and extreme cage fighting.
Remember when NBC took the Ottawa/ Pens game 2 away from CBC.
Needless to say someone dropped the ball.
Pittsburghers were not surprised, as they are used to seeing balls dropped.
The Red carpet...
This says it all....and yes that is the moron from the Barenaked Ladies on the left.
The jury is still out on why he was there.
Watching the 11:00pm replay of the the awards, maybe it was better it wasn't shown.
The hosts on the red carpet were Kelly Hrudey former kings goalie.
Everything was a disaster. John Fedko must have produced it.
Sid and Jordan Staal got some interview time.
Everyone looked like they wanted to be somewhere else.
It was bad.
On to the awards.......
The square root of 7,569 took home the Hart Trophy,
given to the MVP of the league.
He also had sex with the Lester B. Pearson award, voted on by fellow NHL players.
Bascially Sidney Crosby is a bigger deal than you or any of us will ever be.
Sidney Crosby > Lebron James
Geno grabbed the Calder Trophy, rookie of the year.
He wasn't there,which was extremely dissapointing.
But never fear Lord Therrien came up to accept it for him.
He told a nice little joke.
It was so nice to see him.
Marty Brodeur took the Vezina Trophy home to his wife.
Ron Brindamour took home the Selke as the best defensive forward.
He made out with Body by Jake in celebration.
Homo Vigneault somehow snuck out of there with the Jack Adams, as best coach.
Lindy Ruff should of won for merely taking this picture:
Expect to see this in a Buffalo/Pens recap next year.
Solid senior year picture by Ruff
Click here for more unreal pictures.
Niklas Lidstrom is given the Norris, best defenseman.
Enjoy it now.
Mark Eaton will win this next year.
Phil Kessel battles back from testicular cancer to take home the Masterton.
Not to take away from Kessel's stuff.
But Gary Roberts battle some injuries this year.
If you think we have forgotten Kessel beat us in a shootout last year, your nuts
All-in-all it was pretty much the most sucessful awards night in Pens history.
To clear things up, we were the ones who made those mockups of the Pens jerseys for next year.
The most solid jerseys we found for next year were the Capitals jerseys, so we based our prototypes off of those.
In all honesty, the dark jersey looks like total mud.
That lady is begging the UPS guy to come in and tag it.
Bet your life on it.
Iron Mike and his three testicles are moving to Calgary.
Fact: Mike Keenan drinks his own pee.
...... Guess who is pissed off about the Penguins getting the Melody tent or whatever it is.
Mr. Wheatley described the URA approval as a "slap in the face," saying he did not believe a delay would affect interest rates enough to cause a problem with the arena financing.
"For me, I think that's just a cover for them trying to move this process without really having to make the Penguins make a true commitment in writing," he said.
Sorry Jake we can't hear you
We must have been to busy thinking about all the fun we are going to have celebrating at the Melody Tent.
Lets go live to the Hill District HQ:
Sorry we'll come back later....and from crazy department.
This just hurts.
A SPURNED woman ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands and attempted to swallow it, a court heard today.
Is this entertaining?
Kenny Loggins bares a striking resemblance to Ringo Starr in this video.
A total make out song…
(Thanks again, Jason)
Number 5 is alive!!
(Thanks Jonny V)
Every dude wanted to be Ralph Macchio & every girl wanted to be his girlfriend.
Seal’s got it goin’ on…
And Whit sings her heart out…
(Thanks Pensblog Derek)
We are not cancelling musicblog, but we want some feedback on what you all think could take over this space from time to time.
There is only so many music videos you can take.
Let us know sucka's.
A Winter in the Sun
FLURR-EE...FLURR-EE...FLURR-EE. PENS WIN.
The only downside from a good first period of hockey was leaving Viktor Kozlov alone in the slot. He got one past Fleury at the end of the first to tie the game up.
Everyone is a critic.
Two straight nights of Del Pen
Day Number 58
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