Monday, May 28, 2007

Your Mom's Station

Playoff Brackets are finished. A winner has been crowned.

Random Asian, thoughts?
"It's about time."

*** The Rundown ***

We knew we had our hands full when we realized that this bracket contest couldn't go the way of an NCAA bracket.
You could've had Anaheim going all the way to the Cup Finals, but if you didn't have them beating the Wild, Canucks, and Red Wings to get there, you didn't get points.
You can call that gay, but since every bracket was scored on that scale and the contest was free, please accept our apologies.

And due to the fact that NO ONE picked Ottawa to beat the Pens, the Eastern Conference sides of the brackets quickly turned to mud.
The series that was accurately predicted the most was the Devils beating Tampa Bay, 4 games to 2.

Due to Ottawa's absence in any of the predicted Finals, we can announce the winner already.

The Winner of the 2007 Pensblog Bracket Showdown is...

Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen, drumroll please.


For the first time ever in the Pensblog Bracket Competition, there is a three-way tie.

******* James Fallen *******
******* Ron Walker *******

******* Ross Bowker *******

We're too lazy to go calculate GAA, so all three will get a prize.

And since the $20 gift card to a mall was primarily for the ladies and funds are short, the winners get their pick of one of the following items:
  • $10 GetGo Gift Card
  • Box of Sarris Chocolate-Covered Pretzels
  • 3-pack of underwear
  • A 1991 Penguins puck signed by the entire Pensblog Staff
  • Pensblog Staff picture, signed
  • Two packs of smokes
  • Mach3 Razor with extra blades
  • $15 iTunes Gift Card
  • DVD of Weekend at Bernie's
Winners, please send your address and any details (i.e. kind of cigarettes, size underwear) to:

You have until June 3rd to claim it.

Thanks, everyone!

Click for standings.

3 points for picking winner.
Additional 5 points for picking results ( 4 games to 2 ) correctly.

If anyone calls shenanigans, we could easily throw the brackets in a .zip file and make them available for download.

................................. gives us the story of Canada adopting the Senators...


Paul Devorski and Bill McCreary will be headlining Refereeblog for the Stanley Cup Finals.

Kerry Fraser = Stunned.

Extended Musicblog

Face it, ol' blue eyes has seen more vagina than your grandma's gynecologist

Bring it

So ol' blue eyes will ring in another start to musicblog
Summer wind in the honor of summer starting

Next up:
Kevin Bacon in footloose
So many thoughts on this, but to sum it up.
He was no question on PCP
(thanks thenick as usual)

Kriss Kross= sick
No way they are still alive
(Thanks Tiff)

The fact it took Byran Adam this long to make an appearance is embarrassing
(Thanks Karri)

And this:
Steve Perry-Oh Sherry
To see this video is to see greatness
(Thanks Anonymous)

Pat Benatar is lights out
the kid at the 1:08 mark looks like crosby
(Thanks Dying alive)

At some point Billy Idol is going to get his very own musicblog
this is a good start
(Thanks Phil)

A Winter in the Sun
Returns tomorrow

Game 12
Pens @ Ducks, where were you?
Everyone have a good Memorial day

Thanks to all the veterans and current troops

Day number:


Tiffany said...

Congrats James, Ron, & Ross!!!

[batting eyes & sighing] It's nice seeing Frankie again. And nice youtube choices, commentorblog--Bryan Adams, Billy Idol, Wham, and (of course) Steve Perry.

Sorry Barrasso35, but you can't avoid Phil Collins forever. ;-)

She's an easy lover

Oh, once again, here's another '80s video that has absolutely nothing to do with the song. Try and see if you can find everything that doesn't belong. I'll start. Why is lead singer Rindy Ross wearing a leotard??

I'm gonna harden my heart

Paula Abdul:

Straight up now tell me

Keanu bangs his head on a desk in this one

P.S. Sorry if I've posted any videos that others have referred to or posted before. It was an accident. ;-( Summer's here, though!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Barrasso35 said...

Frank Pietrangelo=sick.

I heard he banged Ken Wregget's mom once.

I'm glad Pietrangelo came in at forty but I'm disappointed that the day number with a picture thing started after the 35th day.

Tom Barrasso is most displeased... he says, "Pensblog? That's weak sauce."

Lloyd said...

hahaha i'm a moron

Anonymous said...

I Wanna Know What Love Is-Foreigner

Don't Dream It's Over-Crowded House

Sledgehammer-Peter Gabriel

and since they were mentioned today
Pour Some Sugar on Me- Def Leopard

dying alive said...

Congrats to the playoff bracket winners, I hope someone picks the underwear.

What rap was like in the 80s; The Gas Face by 3rd Bass.

Beastie Boys go metal:

The greatest fake band ever, Spinal Tap:

Staff said...

hahah lloyd

it happens to the best of us.


Barrasso35 said...

Gas Face? Weird... I was just talking about that recently. I love 3rd Bass.

from The Onion

MC Serch Updates List Of Gas-Face Recipients
QUEENS, NY—For the first time since the list's 1989 release, MC Serch of 3rd Bass unveiled an updated Gas Face list Tuesday, removing such longtime recipients as Hammer and P.W. Botha in favor of more current wrongdoers. "Osama bin Laden... gets the gas face," MC Serch, flanked by Prime Minister Pete Nice, told reporters. "Bill O'Reilly, shut the fuck up! Gas face!" Also included on MC Serch's newly revised Gas Face list were Scott Peterson, U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), and Grand Puba.

Also, Ray Emery is mud. I think it's time for him to collapse, like usual.

Anonymous said...

Lindsay Lohan, that's the last straw. You're gone, bitch.

Since there's rap references,

We all change the words, but Weird Al was the only one to step up and really "do it". Can you imagine being the chick that bangs him? For the cash or the curly locks? Wow.

Anonymous said...

What is 'Procrastion'?

Staff said...

Anonymous said...

What is 'Procrastion'?

5/28/2007 10:50 PM

It is anything you want it to be.

Pretty Flaco said...

thanks for the congrats, guys


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