Saturday, June 2, 2007

No Way Out

This is the lamest post ever, everyone is tired.
Don't even bother reading.

Game 3

Listen, here is the thing.
Game three.
Senators down 2-0.
Saturday night
The whole nation of Canada watching.
70 people in the U.S.A watching, outside of Anaheim
This is what it is about.
The Ducks are rolling.
The Senators had a team meeting.

In an ideal world, this would've been a photoshop.
It would've been maybe Dany Heatley at an AA meeting.
Or Daniel Alfredsson at a Chokers Anonymous meeting.
But its Friday, and we are tired.

Bottom line is this, only one team has beat the Sens at home in the Playoffs.
You know who.
Bet your life on Ottawa.
Do it.



"Sorry Jake I can't hear you, I must have been looking at my Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ring, dick."

Tom Petty could make a nursery rhyme CD and we would buy it.
What a man
(props to Stanley for the finds)

Last Dance with Mary Jane

Willie Nelson
Always on my mind
Good Stuff
(Thanks to Jason)

Reelin' in the Years
Steely Dan was all business
(Thanks TeeJ)


A Winter in the Sun
Game #16
November 13,2006

Malkin Bangs Nittymaki's Girlfriend. PENS WIN.

I raced home from work, almost hitting some old guy in a crosswalk, to catch the first period of the game. I would have been better off hitting the old guy. Nothing happened in first period, except for Nedved skating like Jagr, Talbot being too lazy to make a move on a breakaway, and Ryan Whitney missing a wide open net like he's Fergie of the Black-Eyed Peas missing a high note.

Hey, it's me, Fergie. There's been more rappers inside of me than in Jay-Z's iPod.

Box Score:
Crap we said:
  • Penguins unload with 39 shots tonight.
  • Fleury makes the saves he has to make.
  • John LeClair scored the goal of the year tonight with his patented, apathetic veteran throw-in.
  • How bout Malkin's spin-o-rama on his game winning goal?
  • Anyone know why Talbot didn't bother making a move on his breakaway?

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Troy Loney Jr. said...

crosby may very well be the best playmaker in the game but thank god he roofed that 2 on 1 where he usually holds up an waits for a trailer, nice to see him shoot too.. i think gonch needs to go on the missing persons list, he needs to start netting like he was in preseason/ post all star break 06'

how much fried chicken can you eat?

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With about 3:30 to go Therrien finally gets his head out of his ass and plays Malkin adn Crosby together and they generate a good scoring chamce. What took him so long?
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Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Well I guess if you consider people in Florida, North Carolina, New York, Ohio... and like every other fucking place I ever visited "yinzers" then I suppose Petty, Buffett, and Skynyrd are just yinzer ear fodder.

Anyways, haven't posted in awhile, been super busy... BUT I did manage to dig up a video for you guys of a song I had forgotten all about....

Buffalo Stance (hey, I had an older sister):

tjand72 said...

Dave Molinari said Daniel Al-FRED-son today on Around the Horn. Anyone know his home address so I can assassinate him?

theNick said...

awesome band awesome song bad video
Pavement-Major Leagues

tjand72 said...

Wow, I'm dumb. It wasn't Dave Molinari, it was Jay Mariotti. I apologize Dave.

Anyway, Mariotti needs to be "taken care of".

Capt. Douchebag said...

Good call on all Pavement videos.

Stoosh said...

Throwing my hat in the Musicblog ring here...

If you're on the early side of thirty like me (31), chances are that one takes you back to some seventh or eighth-grade dance and you were pegging your jeans or trying to convince yourself you could dance like MC Hammer. If you're younger, chances are your older sister was making out with her then-boyfriend to that song in the back seat of his Pontiac Sunbird.

Next I give you some Damn Yankees...

Best part of this video? Only Ted Nugent absolutely dominating every scene he's in like Gary Roberts calls dominated Fedko. Nugent does it all with little more than a pair of gigantic wraparound shades, a piece of gum in his mouth, and a moxie that does nothing but punch you in the face and state, "I'm Ted F'ing Nugent and you aren't." Case in point, check him out at about the 2:17 mark. That's a Gary Roberts moment if I've ever seen one. And at 3:12, he kicks down the door of the house and emerges into camera wearing a zebra-striped vest. Would some chump guitarist from Maroon 5 have the stones to shoot a video today while wearing a zebra-striped vest and have it be incredibly cool at the time? Or how about the final camera shot? Sweaty Uncle Teddy.


Stanley P. Kachowski said...

Ha, stoosh. I posted the Damn Yankees a while back and challenged anyone to find me a video with a band wearing 3 worse pair of sunglasses. Gotta love Tommy Shaw rockin' the Dwayne-Wayne 'A Different World' style shades.

Anonymous said...

I was hoping to get a side-crushing post on my birthday.

Jason said...

jim croce - bad, bad leroy brown

im certain that this song was written about a 7 year old gary roberts. croce just changed the name because he feared for his life.

wilsmith said...


Who says you need to know German to appreciate Falco?

then of course this was the next thing I thought of, I know it's not in the typical vein of music that's been tossed around here, but who could forget this gem?

More Germans, as if you didn't know this was coming next.

Anonymous said...

Here is some real German music. German schlager with an 80s twist.

wilsmith said...


Teej said...

I knew Day 45 would be dominated by Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala... though Mike Needham would've been a good runner-up. Hard to find a pic though.


Louis C.K.

Spencemo said...

Well, teej, you say Louis C.K., I say
Lewis Black...

Anonymous said...

is it just me, or is that louis ck clip using a laugh-track?

stand-up is too boring to merit its own blog.

Tippy said...
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Tippy said...

I didn't read the post cause you said not to, but I had to share. Cause c'mon, who else looks so disinterested after/before winning the Ross??

Loser Chris said...

Wow, how can the Ottawa review judge give that goal to Alfredsson after calling off Sid's in game 1 of our series? NHL officiating is a joke!

Staff said...

fix is in

wilsmith said...


Lloyd said...

should have been a no goal call...

and my contribution to musicblog:

best intro to a gameshow ever...


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