Monday, April 30, 2007

Deep Blue Sea


The nightly recap would've been out sooner, but everyone was throwing up because Heroes was insane tonight.

We are recapping the Season Finale on May 21...
If we all can stay alive during it.
What a show.


Picture: The most desirable thing in the world right now.
And the chick from Heroes.

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The biggest battle on Monday night other than Peter Petrelli vs. Sylar was Ottawa vs. New Jersey.

Senator Nation was beyond excited for the game.


Picture: Live look into the press room at the Ottawa Sun.

Nothing but a classic defensive battle to start out with.
Brodeur was his usual money-in-the-bank self.
Ray Emery, to his credit, was equal to the task.
In the third period, things were more serious than the opening of Rescue 911




Ottawa gets a break when some jobber trips Broduer.
Tom Preissing puts the puck were daddy keeps the PCP (top shelf).


Paul Martin = (Synonym of stunned)

The Devils get a bunch of chances, but no dice.
The Senators defense could be likened to Mother Theresa's vagina.


No entry.

The Sens ward off one last rush.
Devils can't keep the puck in the zone.
Empty net.

Ottawa sucks

The Devils are sinking faster than Jack Dawson at the end of Titanic.
Sens up 2-1 in the series.

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Great game in San Jose tonight

Solid board game by Milton Bradley.

The Red wings got off to a fast start tonight
Nicklas Lidstrom blows one by Evgeni Nabokov.
1-0
But the Sharks are tough to beat on home ice.
They tie the game early in the third on a nice goal by some jobber.


And then Kris Draper takes a bad penalty.
Jonathan Cheechoo takes over:

"Wonder if he hit anyone from behind when he celebrated his goal"
2-1

Detriot came roaring back, but they finally succumbed to the death.


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Some Deliveries


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......The Hockey news names Crosby the NHL's best player. Malkin, Staal and Lord Therrien get some love


... The NHL announces the finalist tomorrow for their awards..

.....Rumors floating around of a possible 15- year deal for Sid.

.....Rumors also floating around that Ronald McDonald got arrested in Mt. Oliver today


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Lets fly in to Moscow


The Wright Brothers got lucky

At the World Championships

Sweden rocked Lativa 8-2

Canada gets by Norway 4-2
Switzerland squeaks by Italy 2-1

Some other teams played, but who cares.

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May 2 11:00pm


The over/under for Steeler mentions is 14.
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Cannot believe we forgot this last night.
Days 11-12
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Photoshop cred
Shark----Jerry Scott
Ottawa fan-----Sparticus

15 comments:

Loser Chris said...

I like the contract rumor. I think we should give MAF a long term deal too. Been saying that since January.

Anonymous said...

15 years..not gonna happen

Sparticus said...

If you wanna enjoy the Ottawa Fan pic to the max.....you must zoom in.



I'm Spartacus!

Anonymous said...

Mother Theresa's vagina.....wow. haha.

there are some solid hockey games being played around the league right now, but is it just me or does anyone else find it hard to watch an entire game, or even an entire period, knowing that the Pens won't be playing for another 5 months??

-Eric

Barrasso35 said...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070501/ap_on_sc/polluted_cities

"The Pittsburgh area was ranked as the nation's second most polluted metropolitan area followed by Bakersfield, Calif., Birmingham, Ala., Detroit and Cleveland. Visalia, Calif., Cincinnati, Indianapolis and St. Louis rounded out the top 10."

Great.

Loser Chris said...

The words Visalia and metropolitan should never appear in the same sentence. Ever.

mya3 said...

i bet janet gretzky would take that over/under...

karri said...

So glad you guys will be recapping the Season Finale of Hereos.

Spartacus: Press room at the Ottawa Sun..."Gay Porn"...hahahaha..."not that there's anything wrong with that" - Great pic!

Can't believe I'm hoping New Jersey beats Ottawa...

Mother Theresa...woah...

Jason said...

emery now as TWO shutouts in the playoffs?! thats absurd. ray emery is a joke.

Tiffany said...

Geeeez!! You guys totally read my mind when it came to Heroes. Nice to know I wasn't the only one that felt like vomiting. (^_~)

So the finale recap sounds good to me too, Karri. It seems we also agree on the nerdy, senator fan picture.
You're hilarious, Sparticus!!

By the way, Eric, you're not alone on finding it difficult to watch hockey right now. It's just not the same without the Pens. But by next season, they'll be all rested & ready to kick some serious arse!

phil said...

that was a goal...

Lloyd said...

I thought the sabres had a goal there too... but the angles and such made it tough to see.

/back from my business trip. Pissed i missed the KDKA recap

Anonymous said...

brett hull has a mound of diarrhea in his skull instead of a brain

Anonymous said...

brett "my foot was in the crease" hall

-Eric

John said...

the Mother Theresa pic and joke is too much.

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