Friday, February 23, 2007

Quick Apologies

Apologies to everyone reading the comments in the post below this one.

Friday morning and afternoon, while 75% of the staffers were at their jobs, Pensblog Chris jumped into the comments and took a massive dump on the blog.

"Because I hate you guys" was his excuse.

It was hilarious to us, though.

We're pumped that people came to our defense.
Seriously.

Chris has been suspended from duty for one week.

We don't know how far he's willing to take this.

Go Pens.

40 comments:

tiffany said...

OMG........after I read this, I was completely shocked. I paused and was like........what?? Man oh man.....we were all stirred up over a biotch that doesn't even exist. You people are crazy, but I still love you. :-D

Staff said...

blame chris for this, tiffany.

hahaha.

he's gone home for the night, but you can expect a comment from him some time soon.

like we said, we don't know how far he's going to run with this.
We just think he's bored.

tiffany said...

Hahahaha.....ok guys......lol.

Anonymous said...

I love this...

Agree with you Tiffany.

I can't stop laughing! :-D

And Chris...ooooh, you got me.

Karri

Elizabeth said...

aww man...I was hoping for a fist fight.

fun police said...

i'm not confirming or denying the accusations that it is pensblog chris behind these comments.

I'm gonna make a blogger profile just to piss the pensblog guys off.

pensblog licks balls.

not pensblog chris said...

uhh... the pensblog morons are trying to pull a fast one on everyone.

i was the one who posted the comments.

pensblog is horrible.

tiffany said...

You're insane......lol......

tiffany said...

Did Chris just remove Adam's post????

Adam said...

Chris is a sad individual, ladies and gentlemen.

He already said he's preparing a huge rebuttal.

Should be interesting.

Adam said...

haah yeah, Tiffany, he did.

what an ass.

Tee said...

Adam you should do the big-brotherly thing and kick his ass. Thats the only way they learn.

Tee said...

Adam you should do the big-brotherly thing and kick his ass. Thats the only way they learn.

tiffany said...

Hahaha.....oh geez Adam. This is hilarious..... :)

Anonymous said...

This will make going to work tomorrow a lot easier. I can once again laugh all day.

Thanks

Karri

Adam said...

we're definitely handling this in-house.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what is more pathetic, this site or its shit eating "staff." Now you're throwing this person "Chris" under the bus. I'm here to tell all that Chris has nothing to do with telling you how pathetic you really are that was all me, Anonymous, AKA Fun Police.

The keyboard cowboys on this site are good at one thing, deflecting criticism. Maybe heed the wisdom in which I impart, rather than lashing back with the ever witty "suck my balls." Jeez, I know this much, I will see to it that none of you are permitted into the Duquesne Club.

tiffany said...

To think I was getting all worked up for nothing......I hope you really hurt Chris.....j/k.....

Adam said...

I used the term "keyboard cowboy" yesterday. What a dick.

Chris prefers "lick my balls" as opposed to "suck my balls".

He's currently making a new blogger profile.
I bet my life on it.
You can smell it coming.

Adam said...

oh, and chris

"ever witty" is a compound modifier of "suck my balls."

hyphenate it.

Correct: ever-witty.

Adam said...

"shit eating" modifies staff, too.

Correct: shit-eating

Anonymous said...

It's funny how you can try to comment with proper diction, yet you post like a drunken seven year old. What's even funnier is when you try to correct someone, not once, but twice and are wrong in both instances. The hyphens are thrown out the window due to the quotes...fag. That's one of the first things they teach you at Northwestern's School of Communication.

Adam said...

Christopher, enough.

Adam said...

I'm gonna go bang Chris' girlfriend.

Have fun with him, everyone.

Tee said...

holy shit its an in-house grammar fight, I think Adam might get an instigator here...

Anonymous said...

You'll be disappointed to know that this isn't Christopher. Poor fella keeps getting accused for nothing.

This was fun though, but I have to leave shortly, I want to make sure my driver gets to spend the night with his family.

Adam said...

Chris is leaving for his church's dinner tonight.

Bye.

And you owe me Gushers from the other day, fag.

Tee said...

Gushers... and the plot thickens. I've held many a grudge over the sour/sweet deliciousness gushers hold in my day. I'm beginning to understand the strife.

Adam said...

Tee, you don't want to know how this whole thing started.

Gushers are small potatoes haha.

Chris is a virus to the staff.

Anonymous said...

On a lighter note... Linda Cohn decides to write a page about a team other than the ducks and gives some respect to our pens:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/columns/story?columnist=cohn_linda&id=2775715

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the link...good article from espn...a little respect for a change.

Karri

Loser Chris said...

Maybe we can trade Chris to another blog for a draft pick or some pucks? thesensblog.com would probably give up a first rounder if he's willing to stand up for his goalie.

-different Chris

Anonymous said...

I go to the Duquesne Club because I am rich. That's wright. I'm so rich and I have a driver. I really want you to know that this is the whrost blog ever.

You people suck. You all sluck.


Yes, I am brillyant. I like men too. Yes. I am the fun police. I police fun. And this site is not fun. It is a peace of shit. Yeah, I just told you. YOu all eat-shit-cause-you-suck. Now THAT is pooper gramhar. YYYYEah.

Scott said...

yous a lame commenter above me and i bet u dont have a driver...who has a driver in pittsburgh

Adam said...

Ummm.....apparently, there is a copycat commenter on here.

Someone has run with Chris' early plans.

I guess just ignore him.

Go Pens.

tiffany said...

Ok........

your mom said...

I alllwwaaayyss kneeeeew drama was bound to happen.

Elizabeth said...

this is the weirdest post ever. strange blogger on blogger animosity (over gushers?) and now 'copycat' fake anonymous comments. woah...this place is getting too heavy.

Maybe we could all make some Semin jokes to lighten things up.

thomes08 said...

i've been gone for a day....apparently i missed a lot..


GO PENS!

Anonymous said...

Can't we all just meet at the super bowl after a game and drop the gloves like men. I'll put "pensblog groupie" on my shirt in masking tape and hopefully I can whip this guys drivers ass before handing out whipping # 2 to him.

Sound fair???

Linda Cohn is still a tool.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PENS!

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